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Because no one likes you, nobody gives a shit about this article. Anyone who edits it is a faggot. And if that's not enough, nobody cares that your dog Sparky had to go to the veterinarian because the neighborhood kids stuck firecrackers up his ass. In fact, no matter how many times you inform the world how fat you were in high school and that you lost half your body weight on the Subway diet, still nobody cares. Were you to video yourself becoming an hero through the medium of pneumatic-drill/face interaction, the amount of attention and interest you would receive from the rest of the world would make Skuee look popular. If nobody cares about it, you shouldn't or you are with the anti-lulz. If you stumbled upon this article while searching for something, then you are clearly nobody, so please continue reading.

What's that you say? Okay, sure, whatever, nobody gives a shit. Listen to some emo bands while you're at it (or some J-Rock).


On Wikipedia

Wikipedia, like all Wikis, is filled with millions of articles on brown squishy stuff that nobody cares about (You're most likely to find something more interesting floating in your toilet). To take random examples such as their millionth and two millionth articles, not only do you realize that it's unfunny, but also that nobody gives a fucking fuck. On the other hand, most of the internet doesn't give a fuck about ED, so it all balances out.

On the rest of the internet

On the internet, indifference (the emotional version of Shit no one cares about) is used by heartless unforgiving Anons to score lulz off people trying to make other people give a shit. It usually starts with OP posting a whiny, gay problem or proud accomplishment hoping for some advice, back-patting or any kind of positive input from someone whom he hopes may be stupider than him. From here on, our hard-trolling anon has a wide assortment of tactics to tell OP that nobody gives a fuck about him.

List of shit nobody cares about

! to AA
AAC to Alex Jones
Alex Linder to Anthony Logatto
Anthony Merino to Axis of Evil
Axl Darkix to Bel-Air
Bel-air to Boirozzlyn
Boko Haram to Buzzkill
Buzzkilling to Charmaine Dragun
Charter School to Cocksucking rampage
Cocktease to Croissant
Crook to Darrentmail
Darth Cheney to Discordians
Discrimination to Dumbfuckistan
Dumbledore to El Blog del Narco
Elder Scrolls to FML
FOAD to Final fantasy 13
Final fantasy 14 to Furggotry
Furgot to Gilgamesh
GillPanda to Guy
Guy Chapman to Hipsters
I GOT NORTON to Internet trial
Internet troll personality disorder to Jew Golds
Jew Hat to Keep your email private
Keeshaun to LUG
LULZ to Livecorpse
Livejournal to MadManNES
MadThad0890 to McFnord
McKay Hatch to Mlp/
Mmm whatcha say to NPC
NPD to No means no
No means yes to Onde está Maddy? em português
Ondore to Panteras
Panties to Pirate Bay
Pirate Dog to Portal:Trolls/Featured Media/Archive
Portal:Trolls/Related Articles to Putin
Putrid sex object to Redunant
Redundancy to Russian Wikipedia
Russian Woodpecker to Scott Stapp
Scott Stapp punked to Shotgun
Shotgun Mouthwash to Sollog
Solvents to Strategy Guide
Straw Man to Tangent
Tani-Da-Inki to The Incredible Hulk
The Internet Is For Porn to Titty Monster
Tj lane to Tyler Juett
Tyler Peterson to VigilantOne
Vigouroux to White Castle
White Devils to X-mas
X-men to Zero Punctuation
Zero Whitefang to Redundant

Seriously, nobody gives a single fucking shit.


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