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Because no one likes you, nobody gives a shit about this article. Anyone who edits it is a faggot. And if that's not enough, nobody cares that your dog Sparky had to go to the veterinarian because the neighborhood kids stuck firecrackers up his ass. In fact, no matter how many times you inform the world how fat you were in high school and that you lost half your body weight on the Subway diet, still nobody cares. Were you to video yourself becoming an hero through the medium of pneumatic-drill/face interaction, the amount of attention and interest you would receive from the rest of the world would make Skuee look popular. If nobody cares about it, you shouldn't or you are with the anti-lulz. If you stumbled upon this article while searching for something, then you are clearly nobody, so please continue reading.

What's that you say? Okay, sure, whatever, nobody gives a shit. Listen to some emo bands while you're at it (or some J-Rock).


On Wikipedia

Wikipedia, like all Wikis, is filled with millions of articles on brown squishy stuff that nobody cares about (You're most likely to find something more interesting floating in your toilet). To take random examples such as their millionth and two millionth articles, not only do you realize that it's unfunny, but also that nobody gives a fucking fuck. On the other hand, most of the internet doesn't give a fuck about ED, so it all balances out.

On the rest of the internet

On the internet, indifference (the emotional version of Shit no one cares about) is used by heartless unforgiving Anons to score lulz off people trying to make other people give a shit. It usually starts with OP posting a whiny, gay problem or proud accomplishment hoping for some advice, back-patting or any kind of positive input from someone whom he hopes may be stupider than him. From here on, our hard-trolling anon has a wide assortment of tactics to tell OP that nobody gives a fuck about him.

List of shit nobody cares about

! to AA
AAC to Alex Linder
Alex MacRae to Anthony Merino
Anthony Stancl to Axl Darkix
Axxo to Bel-air
Bel Air to Boko Haram
BokuChan to Buzzkilling
Bwatch to Charter School
Charter school to Cocktease
Cocoa to Crook
Cropperb to Darth Cheney
Darth Vader to Discrimination
Disease to Dumbledore
Dumbshit to Elder Scrolls
Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion to FOAD
FOB to Final fantasy 14
Final solution to Furgot
Furious George to Gimme Pizza
Gimmeabreakman to Guy Fawkes
Guy Fawkes Day to Hiroshima
Hirsute to I GOT NORTON!
I Go Chop Your Dollar to Internetology
Internets to Jew Watch
Jew York to Keith Boadwee
Keith Olbermann to LUNA Online
LURK to Liveleak
Liver to Madagascar
Madame Wikiwiki to Mc chris
Mcafee to Moar
Moar Krabs to NSA
NSFW to No niggers
No offense, but... to One Direction
One Erection to Pants on the Ground
Pants on the ground to Piratenpartei
Pirates to Portal:Trolls/bna
Portal:Trolls/fa to
Pwn to Redwall
Redwolf24 to Russians
Rust to Scottish
Scouse to Shounen Maid Kuro-Kun
Shounen Maid Kuro Kun to Some Argue
Some Guy to Stream of consciousness
Street Fighter to Tankys
Tanner Weed to The Jew York Times
The Jewnited States to Tl;dw
Tldr to Typhon
Typhon/Chat log to Vimeo
Vince to White Nationalism
White Paw to XBOX
XBOX 360 to Zetaforum
Zets coony to Redundant

Seriously, nobody gives a single fucking shit.


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