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Post article suggestions here. Suggestions should be Internet drama, institutions or memes that are relevant, nobody is going to create an article on some autistic furry that nobody cares about from furaffinity or some butthurt nerd on DeviantART with only 3 watchers.
Before making general article proposals, check to see if one already exists for it by searching ED.
Wanted / Needed Fixes
This is the list of proposed changes. Feel free to add to this list. For each change you wish to propose, put it in a new section, like so, and put four tildes "~" at the end of your post:
==My cock doesn't work== Guys, need help. how do I shot web? ~~~~
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Not asking for a new article but someone should fix this: https://encyclopediadramatica.es/File:Derpy-Autofellatio-cropped-149-frames.gif
Pretty sure these came from ED...but there's no article for it...likely a forgotten forced meme I'm guessing.
I've got a few others too, but judging by the file names/dates I don't think they came from ED...but I could be wrong. --Onideus 07:48, 27 September 2013 (EDT)
- Gyah, what a stupid mess. Okay, I fix. --Onideus 09:23, 27 September 2013 (EDT)
Hey look what I found
http://www.change.org/petitions/shut-down-encyclopediadramatica-se Possible Youtube account: https://www.youtube.com/user/KorianderAke GOOD LUCK WITH THAT BITCH --GoldenIpodRecipient 17:58, 1 October 2013 (EDT)
- Looks like the petition is updated - ED recently changed their registration from .ch to .se! That got the petition over that critical hump between 5 and 10 signatures. Still, I have some questions. What's Obama supposed to do, send Seal Team Six? And who all here is "linked to LulzSec and Anonymous and AntiSec" etc.? Is the reason why the entire site needs to be shut down because we all are? (I mean, what an honor, it makes me feel almost as if I had skills...) Wnt 20:52, 6 October 2013 (EDT)
StalkedInBoston (a batshit insane feminist)
StalkedInBoston is a batshit insane feminist who stalks UPS workers while accusing them of stalking her. She has at least 100 (old meme not intended) videos of herself recording various license plates,UPS trucks,and mailmen. 888chan is currently trying to dig up dox on her,but she has pretty much done all of that for them,as seen in the descriptions of her videos.
Those poor mailmen. She also changes accounts every month.JohnathanNiggers 20:42, 2 October 2013 (EDT)
- This is actually a fairly common psychiatric disorder. Kind of a combination of HPD, narcissism (true narcissism) and schizophrenia. They're often "numbers crazy" like hard core narcissistics and will record/document license plates, names and all sorts of other meaningless irrelevant data and then retard back to apophenic connection making in order to build uber complex, often outright nonsensical conspiracy theories which always directly revolve around them on the personal level. Usually believing that there are people "out to get them" or out to ruin their lives in some manner. It's a self-fulling form too in that their kooky/insane behavior basically wrecks their lives and in turn they blame it on the nonexistent "they" or "them" that's "out to get them". Some wind up trapping themselves in the cycle often initially as a result of some traumatic/epic life ruination, such as losing their jobs, divorce, etc, etc. They can't cope with the reality of the situation so they create this conspiracy based world of bullshit to hide from real reality so they don't have to take responsibility for themselves or their actions (which likely caused their ruination to begin with). --Onideus 02:58, 22 October 2013 (EDT)
How about these two
- Reese Ambler makes Pooh's Adventures videos and thinks he's married to Numbah 5, even though she is a ten year old girl from a cartoon.
- Austin Alexander manchild who thinks all cartoons should be made for kids and makes shitty reaction videos to everything. He also thinks Happy Tree Friends is a rip-off of Care Bears and Bambi.
They are both lulzcows with autism who get butthurt really easily.
Best edits evar
ED ought to have a single page somewhere where users (maybe with some minimum # of total edits, or sorted by that) can post the single favorite edit or section they've posted. (For example, I think I'd say  for mine) Might be funny... probably just sad, but might be funny, at least. :) Wnt 01:42, 30 October 2013 (EDT)
- I often see undos that show me as the last editor and have no recollection whatsoever of having touched the article let alone read it... No objections if anybody wants to run with it but it could come across as vanity shit imo. PASS • Mr.Jonzz 01:51, 30 October 2013 (EDT)
- It would probably make more sense to have like an article ratings system, with the more edits you've made, the more votes you can make. Then have a "best of the best articles" type section. It would likewise encourage people to make more edits since then they could cast more votes. Say ten edits equals one vote. Only hard part is it'd have be setup so people couldn't "cheat" the system (by making bogus edits and such).
- Trying to do it with individual edits would be too hard I think, plus sections taken out of context often don't make a whole lotta sense and are often less funny/clever/entertaining. Also what if someone just copyedits a section? Who then gets credit for the edit? I suppose you could just do it anon like, don't actually include the name of the editors at all. I don't really see why anyone would really ~want~ to read a whole stack load of out of context article snippets though, seems like it'd just wind up being more for e-peen bragging rights.
- The best way to gauge an article section's worthiness though would be to look at how often it's ripped off:
- --Onideus 02:09, 30 October 2013 (EDT)
Interactive media (games)
- Aren't those called websites? ;)
- Oooh, speaking of which, I wonder if the original Dark City interactive movie website is still up and working...that was such a cool site...well, back in the 90s anyway.
- On a truly sad note it appears that Virtual Drinking Buddy went tits up:
- On an UPNOTE though I ARCHIVED the entire site including all the Flash files for it! :D
- ...uh...except I have no server to upload them to. :(
- --Onideus 18:00, 30 October 2013 (EDT)
Durham Francis, please?
This guy is probably one of the best trolls I have seen in a while, and he was/is causing TONS of rage. http://www.youtube.com/user/theygotusall/videos
Also awarded the Medal of Honor
Boy who killed neo-Nazi father placed in juvenile custody for 7 years Wnt 19:26, 31 October 2013 (EDT)
The Rock Doctor (Doc Roc)
Sean Ryan also known as "Doc Roc" is an extraterrestrial rock hunter sent to our galaxy to liberate fidget rocks.
(WILL UPDATE SIGNIFICANTLY ONCE THREAD GETS EVEN MORE POPULAR ON /b/.)
UPDATE WHAT YOU CAN WITH SCREEN SHOTS ETC.
-Doc Roc master race signing out
Quote of the Now suggestion
QOTN? Oddguy welcoming new people on the forums.
SadistSkunk "I don't believe in Jesus. But believe what you want."
oddguy "I belive in a thing called love."
SadistSkunk "Aww, me too. =)"
oddguy "Wanna hug?"
SadistSkunk "No. I don't hug guys any more. D: Guys are weird about hugs sometimes."
SadistSkunk "You can give me a mental hug. But don't touch me."
oddguy "(>^_^)> <(^_^<)"
To be found here https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.es/members/sadistskunk.3690/
Maysam 20:08, 11 November 2013 (EST)
- Set -Uberfukken 20:58, 11 November 2013 (EST)
They have suddenly become the PETA of gay rights.--LongLiveRock 17:50, 18 November 2013 (EST)
Horror is a gay furry twitch.tv admin. He made a global twitch emote of his partner's fursona even though his gay furry personal life has nothing to do with twitch. People joke about it, he has them banned. People complain he's abusing his power, he has them banned. You can see where this drama is going. Highlights includes twitch.tv speedrunners and prolific users getting banned all around, twitch taking horror's side and making smug remarks on twitter as the website is run by teenagers, twitch admins (successfully) asking reddit mods to censor any discussion about it, Horror feeling like he's the victim and that he's targeted because of his orientation/furfaggotry. Images and sources:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BZfHH2BCEAAstit.png what started it
http://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1r422v/twitch_drama_overflows_twitch_admins_requests/cdjd3hx more info and screenshots.
http://i.imgur.com/a8UzgCV.png deleted twitch twitter post
http://i.imgur.com/4vzLiAQ.jpg horror and his partner, in case you were wondering
Simmml 09:52, 21 November 2013 (EST)
- PS- Westboro Baptist Church plans to picket his funeral cuz he promoted lust and driving too fast. Should be good. #GODHATESFAGS — Preceding unsigned comment added by DanaOblivion (talk • contribs)
- Good alien. CobaltCat 00:48, 6 December 2013 (EST)
- You know, he'll live on in Internet wankfiles long after we're all dead and gone. Cease to resist, sayin' my goodbyes. Driving my car into a light pole. You think I'm dead, but I sail awaa-aa-aay, on a wave of masturbation, wave of masturbation, waa-aa-aave... Wnt 21:31, 14 February 2014 (EST)
This shit has apparently become extremely popular. I do not know what it is other than some WoW related shit. At least it deserves a mention in the WoW article, except that one is already pretty bloated. CobaltCat 16:11, 4 December 2013 (EST)
- My suggestion would be to create a TCG (Trading Card Game) article, in the style of the Dota article. Just copy and paste those sliders and change the pictures. This article should include atleast the following games: Magic - The Gathering (Magic 2014); Might & Magic - Duels of Champions & Hearthstone. The second one is Free to Play on Steam, if you want to do your research.
- Killerratte 20:35, 14 December 2013 (EST)
Ozzyguy on DeviantArt
This user on DeviantArt who goes by the name Ozzyguy has been on there for a year and has more than 6000 drawings and not to mention he starts a massive shit storm over a simple critique and has harassed others for not kissing his ass.
--GradeAJerk 21:55, 5 December 2013 (EST)
Hashtags are used all over the #interbuttz these days, so it's something we should probably cover. Unfortunately, I can't pen the article myself, because I am willfully ignorant of such matters.
Inquire or hack 13:31, 6 December 2013 (EST)
- CobaltCat 13:35, 6 December 2013 (EST)
- Why? Hashtags ARE an important internet phenomenon. To 16 year old girls but still, important.
--Cunt 15:18, 9 December 2013 (EST)
Fusion Threads/Triple Fusion Meme
Triple Fusion or Hexa Fusion is a new cancerous fad that started in /co/ recently by Tumblr artists which consists of creating an OC by fusing three characters of different series and franchises. Most of the "creations" are typical OC stuff with really terrible art. Due of popular Tumblr users spreading this out, it's getting more and more well-known. Given that ED made fun of OC fads and /co/ and Tumblr in general before I think it would be an interesting idea to spotlight an article about this.
--Lord Raptor 17:25, 29 December 2013 (EST)
The idea is to have a "wall of shame" that displays recent bans in a dramatic (read: Shameful as shit tsunamis) format, along with the offending edit. ALSO: LAST PROPOSAL OF 2013 ZOMG --Cunt 15:04, 31 December 2013 (EST)
Jaredvaldez and his site, Faceblox
Hello everyone. I think there needs to be a page on the ROBLOX user who caused a lot of drama by stealing games, and also the social network he made calledFaceblox. It is an exact copy of Facebook, but for ROBLOX users. Its pretty bad, but signing up is actually done by humans. They verify your form and accept it. Its pretty nasty, so signing up takes a very long time. There isnt even a captcha! Its some pretty bad site which jared thinks is amazing. He thinks hes some elite coder/hacker/god now. Page please! Pi3 14:58, 21 January 2014 (EST)Pi3
Pinkiepony + Molestia BALEETED
There needs to be a page about the bitchy prostitot femwhore . Now that the Princess Molestia Tumblr page is 404, brony tears are flooding and Pinkiepony thinks she won. It's just like the whole Derpygeddon drama with that other bitch Yamino except on Tumblr. Your thoughts on starting a Pinkiepony page? Ivo Robotnik: SnooPING AS usual I see! 17:16, 17 January 2014 (EST)
- Disregard that last comment. It now exist and you can check it out here. Ivo Robotnik: SnooPING AS usual I see! 19:14, 21 January 2014 (EST)
There needs to be a page about the glitch fest that is Battlefield 4. EA CEOs are now under investigation about lying about the status of Battlefield 4 and also short selling their stock. The game has been plagued by glitches and bugs on all platforms. No major patch has been made to fix. The game trolls the players by just crashing. Even with this China gets offended that the game takes place in China and feels that games like it demonizing China. So any game that pisses China off should have an article.
The thing is, it is another shitty EA/DICE product... nobody can say they did not see this coming. Battlefield 3 still handles like it should be in-beta despite being out for two damn years now. I do agree that somebody SHOULD make an article, but I am only telling you to not get your hopes up, lest somebody pisses in your cereal. It just does not seem as if this article should take priority, but I am sure somebody around here with absolutely no life would be willing to help; I would certainly love to read it. --User:SomeJapaneseFellow 23:52, 14 February 2014 (EST)
- One guy did a BF4 article, but it was just a copy of the BF3 article and it wasn't worked on, so it was reverted to a BF3 redirect. --Killerratte 12:02, 15 February 2014 (EST)
- Don't know anything about the game, but why are they selling stock? They ought to be selling virtual stock in a virtual corporation inside the game, which has a business plan to make virtual money. Of course to buy it you'd have to trade your real money for virtual money, receiving a virtual prospectus which is virtually accurate about the virtual honesty of the virtual executives, characters would doubtless face virtual jail time should they be caught being dishonest in their dealings. (I shoulda patented this business model, come to think of it ... people do that now, if they have the money, and make money on it then.) Wnt 18:29, 15 February 2014 (EST)
Good news, everyone! Justin Carmical, AKA Jew Warrio, the shittiest of the shitty reviewers on TGWTG, finally did the sensible thing and shot himself in the head. I do not have the time or the skills required to take on the task of covering this hilarity for ED, but I think it might be something worth contributing if someone wants to take on memorializing this dramafag.
DanaOblivion 13:24, 26 January 2014 (EST)
- Sure thing. I will get to work on it tomorrow. If you happen to catch any pictures or shit, please do save them or upload them to the wiki. CobaltCat 15:50, 26 January 2014 (EST)
Created its own subculture, and HUGE drama on the interwebs, especially Tumblr and other fangirl sites who think they immediately gain inhumane "deduction" powers after watching the show once, or people who think the only reason they don't have any friends is because they're some "high functioning sociopath" Not to mention the overall faggotry that grew around the series, and the hilarious/delusional blogs and fanfics that's related to it that makes you want to drill your own skull out. The lead actor Benedict Cabbadgepatch has his own stalkers and fangirl groups who call themselves "cumberbitches". No I did not make that up
- http://www.dummymag.com/features/adam-harper-vaporwave (disregard the "second part" it has nothing to do w/ vaporwave)
- user:schnookums and user:meepsheep may be able to help with this.--Talk to me|Contribs 00:16, 22 January 2014 (EST)
Rule 30 - There are no girls on the internet
I came across this picture under the unused files list.
I didn't find any Rule 30 article.
--Killerratte 05:32, 19 January 2014 (EST)
- There's always been a There are no girls on the internet article. David Sarif 02:47, 4 February 2014 (EST)
Barbara Spectre. Go to YouTube and type that name in. Then to google. There's a lot of stuff on this jew's speech talking about how she wants to exterminate all Europeans. AntiRacist Hitler http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKDeyuM0-Og I don't know why this isn't made. Then there's Robert Whitaker's The Mantra, which is posted on the internet repeatedly during debates on immigration. These are posted a lot. You've probably even seen the last one, it starts with "Everybody says there is this RACE problem. Everybody says this RACE problem will be solved when". David Sarif 02:54, 4 February 2014 (EST)
Kid tries to become an hero, fails spectacularly
Michael Morones. Has a confirmed furfaggot uncle who most likely introduced him to cartoon-based pedophilia, and will most likely be a vegetable once recovered. Questionable article by talking about someone this young who failed at suicide, but hey, we're ED and we've done 10x worse shit in the past. This news subject is currently on fire at EDF2. http://www.chicagonow.com/portrait-of-an-adoption/2014/02/11-yr-old-boy-bullied-for-being-a-brony-fighting-for-life-after-suicide-attempt-how-you-can-help/ --GoldenIpodRecipient 11:39, 9 February 2014 (EST)
- Oh FFS he's 11 years old. Why couldn't a kid his age get hold of a gun and take on the problem at its source(s)? Must be something wrong with our society! Wnt 21:37, 14 February 2014 (EST)
24488332===Fat bitch trolls her self and gets 2 years in jail Michelle Chapman. Michelle Chapman,aka fat bitch from the UK claimed to have suffered from a torrent of sexual taunts that came from members of her own family However, it turns out these were all from accounts she had set up herself as part of a yearlong vendetta against her father and new stepmother.some one get the lulzcomments and make a page about how she trolled herself. --Mchammer 5:29, 17 February 2014 [EST]
ORION: Dino Horde
Once a mod for the source engine the Orion games (Dino Beatdown/Dino Horde) have spawned some delicious drama over the last few years. Dino Beatdown was released on Steam a few years ago and it was bugged as hell. Dino Horde is basically a renamed Dino Beatdown (even the Metacritic entry of it got renamed) and the best is that the developer David Prassel is a giant ass who's just doing it for the jew golds. He fired all is former employees after they sent him all the content they created and then he made a Kickstarted that reached well over $20.000 to fund his 'game' that people now call a scam. Another Kickstarter is also now on Steam where people can buy the shit for just $1 (still too much but with enough stupid 10 year olds supporting him he will still get his jew golds). Here're some links:   
Now what makes me suggesting this is that I remember joining the beta testing team for his mediocre source mod back in 2009 and he was just a big jerk back then; he even wanted you to sign a contract with your signature on it that basically said that no matter what happens he can use your content or anything else you contibute and you must NOT tell anyone that you're in the team or something like that. Seriously, I had to (fake) sign the contract, scan it and send it to him to be his slave.
What do you think? 20:04, 26 February 2014 (EST)
can we get someone to add more to the list of mods for this article?
Quite possibly the biggest Brony campaign yet
Using EDF2 link: https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.es/threads/school-bans-9-year-old-boy-from-wearing-my-little-pony-bag.16601/ Well shit guys, if this gets any bigger I don't think I can live on this planet anymore. There's a campaign going for the little bugger, Glenn Beck has actively defended him, and now what little was left of America's mainstream who didn't know these cancerous fucks existed now surely do. I'm not getting at the kid, I'm getting at the future. When society finally luvs and tolreits them, who's to say what's next? Cloppers? Furries? Psychopaths like Luka Magnotta? My stomach's churning at the very thought. --GoldenIpodRecipient 15:01, 18 March 2014 (EDT)
This fat fuck has been popular lately on /pol/ and /fit/. In short, she's a female, tumblrwhore Chris-Chan; Autistic as hell, jobless, living with her parents, welfare-leeching, and with no remote understanding of how the world works. She has over a thousand fucking videos on Youtube, each one presenting something new about her disgusting personality. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6902vWku404 Here she outright explains why she doesn't intend to get a job, saying it's too much work, it takes up too much time, she doesn't like people and she doesn't like talking to people either. She explains that working for money is idiotic, that she "should always be given free money," and that she should be paid to go to school, but ultimately she says that she doesn't care about money; She doesn't care if she can't get food (despite being a fucking lardass), she doesn't care if she's homeless or if she "has a dime to her name" (despite later on saying she buys shit all the time). At some point she says the only job she's had was at Hot Topic, which she was eventually fired from, the reason for being fired was never given. She also bitches at her mom and orders her around, ironically while her mom is working in order to get money to support her fatass cunt daughter. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UaGevD2qB8 Here she goes on about hating the government and "everything it stands for," all while saying she needs the government's money, which again contradicts the earlier point she made about not giving a shit about money. She spergs out like a wildebeest and then says she wishes she could kill herself, but that it's "illegal." Bitch doesn't know how suicide works, I guess. There's so fucking many videos that it's insane, the mental gymnastics a person has to go through to put up with her bullshit is astounding, but the ED page it could potentially make would be fucking phenomenal.
Game Of Search Engines
Alright, time to share a phrase that is good for endless chuckles when typed into a search engine. One rule: it shouldn't be meant to find just one single person or event (however funny) but be a generic phrase that pulls up lots of different funny stuff. To begin:
https://www.google.com/search?q=%22puked+in+the+ball+pit%22 Wnt 17:43, 7 March 2014 (EST)
A shit *chan using custom IB s/w which uses the same irc servers as 7chan. Being a gigantic pile of horseshit newfaggotry, it needs an article.
— The preceding comment was added by Crotch sniffing fetus fucker (talk • contribs) , who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (
~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!
5-year-old hacked an xbox
http://www.10news.com/news/5-year-old-ocean-beach-exposes-microsoft-xbox-vulnerability LurktheEdiot 19:05, 4 April 2014 (EDT)
ponyfags win some reddit charity contest
so ponyfags won some kind of charity thing, and now the reddit logo is replaced with a fucking pony. why didn't we know about this contest shit? we could have done something to set them back or do shit to help another sub beat them (one that could realistically do so would be /r/pcmasterrace)
note: the reddit logo is currently back to normal. additionally, a flame war was observed in /r/outoftheloop and /r/subredditdrama — The preceding comment was added by Davmatts (talk • contribs) , who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (
~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!
spring break is coming
just a heads up to keeps your eyes open, as many schools have spring break within the next three weeks, which will most likely mean more drama occurring. — The preceding comment was added by Davmatts (talk • contribs) , who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (
~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!
fatlogic is getting to be a larger issue on reddit
subs like /r/fatpeoplestories and /r/ratlogic are getting more popular, leading to some drama as they have become large enough so that the tumblr crowd notices them. best part is, the hamplanets on tumblr can't actually do shit about it because there comments get either deleted by the mods/admins or downvoted to oblivion.
note: those subs actually contains some pretty hilarious stuff. granted, you need to sift through tons of shit to find them, but it's there. — The preceding comment was added by Davmatts (talk • contribs) , who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (
~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!
Can't we have an article about subhuman cocksuckers known as SLAVS? They're not white and they're subhuman. I think moar peepz on da Internet are required to know the difference between a white person and a smelly squatting alcohol consuming untermenschen. — The preceding comment was added by PumaPidarev (talk • contribs) , who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (
~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!
This lad needs a page, he admitted to shitting his pants in one video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLfDUx7AmPo he also an euphoric predictable edgyfag and now that he lost too much weight in such a short time he's disgusting loose skin. I'd love to contribute titbits of info to this page but I can't construct a page because I'm terrible at making webpages and I'm a really slow learner. So someone smarter than me get on it. — The preceding comment was added by Izme (talk • contribs) , who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (
~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!
How is there no article about this?
I'm collecting pix. Cunt 18:06, 15 April 2014 (EDT)
EDIT: Got pix!
2nd EDIT: (different user)
so this guy did a reddit AMA a few months ago, his username is "doubledickdude" (may have one or two letters wrong)
as of the AMA, he's in a 3-way bi relationship and supposedly has a history in porn. (though he claims he quit)
I'd make the article myself, but i don't have the time (or the shitbucket) needed to do so.
Watch out you guys, we got a badass over here. And his name is Kanashe. We might need more information on him. What I kmow is that he's a major shit talker craving for attention, and he's currently talking shit about ED. You can find the discussion here. Ivo Robotnik: SnooPING AS usual I see! 13:05, 19 April 2014 (EDT)