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Thunderfail the legend began when a [[creationist|creatard]] equally as stupid and smug as he was, [[VenomFangX]], began posting utterly retarded creationist videos from his basement. Thunderf00t, having enough luxury to waste his precious time on the hate-filled half-pint fired back with his  <b>ZOMG Creationists R Stoopid LOLOLOL</b> series. His series (now counting to 38 tedious videos) is hailed as an opus of genius and an essential tome of the atheist "movement" by [[atheists|Dawkinsfags]] everywhere. Truth be told creationist are [[n00bs|low level opponents]] and refuting them, let alone 38 times very repetitively, is easier than pissing in the shower. It is something even Christfags and conservatards are capable of. Thus Thunderf00t's epic fame is completely undeserved and and his video series serves no benefit other than to bloat his own [[cock|ego]].  
Thunderfail the legend began when a [[creationist|creatard]] equally as stupid and smug as he was, [[VenomFangX]], began posting utterly retarded creationist videos from his basement. Thunderf00t, having enough luxury to waste his precious time on the hate-filled half-pint fired back with his  <b>ZOMG Creationists R Stoopid LOLOLOL</b> series. His series (now counting to 38 tedious videos) is hailed as an opus of genius and an essential tome of the atheist "movement" by [[atheists|Dawkinsfags]] everywhere. Truth be told creationist are [[n00bs|low level opponents]] and refuting them, let alone 38 times very repetitively, is easier than pissing in the shower. It is something even Christfags and conservatards are capable of. Thus Thunderf00t's epic fame is completely undeserved and and his video series serves no benefit other than to bloat his own [[cock|ego]].  
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== HowTheWorldWorks ==
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Last Thursday, [[unfunny]], obnoxious Youtube Atheist, (but some how proves to be more entertaining then boring droning piece of shit Thunderboobs) [[TheAmazingAtheist]] was getting promptly pwned by Youtube conservatard and David Wain impersonator, HowTheWorldWorks. Thunderf00t, in typical fashion, decided to intervene to get more fame and prestige (read: more blind sheep sucking his asshole). What followed was the battle of the least charismatic, most boring, most butthurt conservatard on Youtube against a slightly more charismatic but equally as arrogant and obnoxious turd.  HowTheWorldWork's arguments consisted of defending crazy conspiracies like the idea that Arabs were behind 9/11, socialists buttfuck Hitler, and that Thunderf00t has a haircut that Jerry Garcia would be ashamed to have. Thunderf00t, not dismayed by HowTheWorldWorks' [[unfunny|epic]] insults, rejoined by saying that capitalism emboldens slave trade, that England is made of win and bad teeth because of Socialism, and asked, "if HowTheWorldWorks loves capitalism so much why won't he buy some nicer shirts, buy some dandruff shampoo, and blink every once in a while?" The [[gay|climactic]] battle raged on for a few weeks but fizzled when both HTWW and Thunderf00t realized that no one gave a shit and that they both know fuck all about politics or political theory. Needless to say, the battle of HTWW v. Thunderf00t killed over 9000 Youtubers out of sheer boredom.
==How The Mighty Have Fallen==
==How The Mighty Have Fallen==
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===Jizzslam Asshattery===
The excessive [[unwarranted self-importance]] generated from his dead horse series [[irony|became the architect of his own demise]]. As Blunderf00t Man of Letters expanded his "commentary" from science to social issues he failed to consider that non-creatards wouldn't roll over and die instantly. Always Thunder-foot-in-mouth has jumped into a topic only to double wham both his feet in his mouth, hence his namesake. Thus he began his "in depth critiques" of [[Islam|Jizzslam]] making him indistinguishable from other class A morons such as [[Bill O'Reilly]] and Glen Beck. When radical Jizzlamists canceled an episode of [[South Park]] for putting Mohammed in a [[furry|bear costume]] atheistfag and leftard Molly Norris initiated Draw Mohammad Day. Once every year atheistfags and leftards would stop their pointless bickering and attention whoring and unite to draw pictures of Mohammed as a [[pedophile]] while indulging in the [[lie|idea that this is a witty and insightful statement to make]].  
The excessive [[unwarranted self-importance]] generated from his dead horse series [[irony|became the architect of his own demise]]. As Blunderf00t Man of Letters expanded his "commentary" from science to social issues he failed to consider that non-creatards wouldn't roll over and die instantly. Always Thunder-foot-in-mouth has jumped into a topic only to double wham both his feet in his mouth, hence his namesake. Thus he began his "in depth critiques" of [[Islam|Jizzslam]] making him indistinguishable from other class A morons such as [[Bill O'Reilly]] and Glen Beck. When radical Jizzlamists canceled an episode of [[South Park]] for putting Mohammed in a [[furry|bear costume]] atheistfag and leftard Molly Norris initiated Draw Mohammad Day. Once every year atheistfags and leftards would stop their pointless bickering and attention whoring and unite to draw pictures of Mohammed as a [[pedophile]] while indulging in the [[lie|idea that this is a witty and insightful statement to make]].  
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This [[blasphemy]] caused the radical Jizzlamists to shit their pants all at once and demand Norris's beheading, causing her to hide in your [[basement]]. ThunderJew, arrogant and vain as ever, seized this opportunity to earn even more internet points and recruit even more slavish [[whores|subscribers]] to suck his tiny hairy dick and "spearheaded" Draw Mohammed Day as an Internet phenomenon. To add stupidity to pomp and plagiarism he made dozens of more anti-Jizzslam videos. Overall the videos have zero content, their two main pillars being that [[strawman|All Jizzlamists are raghead radicals]] and long-winded melodramatic rants about freedom of speech, a concept he clearly does not understand other than a vague glittering generality. In particular he "misread" Dawah Film's video as a death threat and used to the opportunity to further rant at the evils of Jizzlam while praising democracy, freedom of speech, the wonders of science and other such bullshit.       
This [[blasphemy]] caused the radical Jizzlamists to shit their pants all at once and demand Norris's beheading, causing her to hide in your [[basement]]. ThunderJew, arrogant and vain as ever, seized this opportunity to earn even more internet points and recruit even more slavish [[whores|subscribers]] to suck his tiny hairy dick and "spearheaded" Draw Mohammed Day as an Internet phenomenon. To add stupidity to pomp and plagiarism he made dozens of more anti-Jizzslam videos. Overall the videos have zero content, their two main pillars being that [[strawman|All Jizzlamists are raghead radicals]] and long-winded melodramatic rants about freedom of speech, a concept he clearly does not understand other than a vague glittering generality. In particular he "misread" Dawah Film's video as a death threat and used to the opportunity to further rant at the evils of Jizzlam while praising democracy, freedom of speech, the wonders of science and other such bullshit.       
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Many atheistfags on [[YouTube]] fired back, in particular the crack baby manic-depressive britfag [[Coughlan666]], telling him how full of shit he was. Thunderfail, since he is always right, ignored all criticisms except for the least substantial ones that were easiest to [[strawman]] and debunk. Furthermore, he gave the we-need-to-unite-to tackle-bigger-goals-and-ignore-issues-I-deem-unimportant [[bullshit|canard]]. Coughlan, being the [[ADHD|hyperactive]] nicotine-addicted aborted monkey that he is, spat at least a dozen videos back. Thunderbitch to which Thundersnoot only was able to respond to a few of them. Rather than responding with anything substantial, Thunderfail instead decided to characterize his detractors as all blowhards of a Dawah Films "intellectual circle" and diagnose Coughlan using Wikipedia.   
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Many atheistfags on [[YouTube]] fired back, in particular the crack baby manic-depressive britfag [[Coughlan666]], telling him how full of shit he was. Thunderfail, since he is always right, ignored all criticisms except for the least substantial ones that were easiest to [[strawman]] and debunk. Furthermore, he gave the we-need-to-unite-to tackle-bigger-goals-and-ignore-issues-I-deem-unimportant [[bullshit|canard]]. Coughlan, being the [[ADHD|hyperactive]] nicotine-addicted aborted monkey that he is, spat at least a dozen videos back. Thundersnoot only was able to respond to a few of them. Rather than responding with anything substantial, Thunderfail instead decided to characterize his detractors as all blowhards of a Dawah Films "intellectual circle" and diagnose Coughlan using Wikipedia.   
==A Deep Intellectual==
==A Deep Intellectual==
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==Thunderf00t Is A Censor Whore And A Fraud==
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Turns out Thunderf00t is [[obvious|no better than VenomFangX and countless of other parasites like him after all]]. Troll atheistfags with these videos to make them cry.
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===DMCAs Filed By Thunderf00t===
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===Thunderf00t's Sock Accounts===
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== His YouTube channels ==
== His YouTube channels ==

Revision as of 04:29, 3 November 2012

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Thunderf00t (powerword: Phillip E. Mason) is an arrogant, hypocritical, smug, know-it-all pundit and cult leader who embodies everything wrong with the atheist "movement". Throughout his Jewtube career he has amassed an army of slavish cocksucking drones. Boasting over half a million subscribers readily swallowing his bullshit, he thoroughly puts TheAmazingAtheist to shame. Hailed as a "great thinker" he really is a public face and mascot whose iconic image is the only thing that separates him from all the other dogmatic, shallow, and obtuse atheists on YouTube. Ironically he sports a thick beard and long hair, giving him an uncanny resemblance to Jesus. Furthermore, like Jesus, he is a passive-agressive prick and has attracted thousands of mindless followers throughout the years with his simplistic and catchy teachings. Like the two other most popular atheist attention whores, Pat Condel and TheAmazingAtheist, he is a blockheaded douche bag. That is precisely why he has such a cult following.

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Why Do People Laugh At Creationists

Thunderfail the legend began when a creatard equally as stupid and smug as he was, VenomFangX, began posting utterly retarded creationist videos from his basement. Thunderf00t, having enough luxury to waste his precious time on the hate-filled half-pint fired back with his ZOMG Creationists R Stoopid LOLOLOL series. His series (now counting to 38 tedious videos) is hailed as an opus of genius and an essential tome of the atheist "movement" by Dawkinsfags everywhere. Truth be told creationist are low level opponents and refuting them, let alone 38 times very repetitively, is easier than pissing in the shower. It is something even Christfags and conservatards are capable of. Thus Thunderf00t's epic fame is completely undeserved and and his video series serves no benefit other than to bloat his own ego.

HowTheWorldWorks

Last Thursday, unfunny, obnoxious Youtube Atheist, (but some how proves to be more entertaining then boring droning piece of shit Thunderboobs) TheAmazingAtheist was getting promptly pwned by Youtube conservatard and David Wain impersonator, HowTheWorldWorks. Thunderf00t, in typical fashion, decided to intervene to get more fame and prestige (read: more blind sheep sucking his asshole). What followed was the battle of the least charismatic, most boring, most butthurt conservatard on Youtube against a slightly more charismatic but equally as arrogant and obnoxious turd. HowTheWorldWork's arguments consisted of defending crazy conspiracies like the idea that Arabs were behind 9/11, socialists buttfuck Hitler, and that Thunderf00t has a haircut that Jerry Garcia would be ashamed to have. Thunderf00t, not dismayed by HowTheWorldWorks' epic insults, rejoined by saying that capitalism emboldens slave trade, that England is made of win and bad teeth because of Socialism, and asked, "if HowTheWorldWorks loves capitalism so much why won't he buy some nicer shirts, buy some dandruff shampoo, and blink every once in a while?" The climactic battle raged on for a few weeks but fizzled when both HTWW and Thunderf00t realized that no one gave a shit and that they both know fuck all about politics or political theory. Needless to say, the battle of HTWW v. Thunderf00t killed over 9000 Youtubers out of sheer boredom.

How The Mighty Have Fallen

Jizzslam Asshattery

The excessive unwarranted self-importance generated from his dead horse series became the architect of his own demise. As Blunderf00t Man of Letters expanded his "commentary" from science to social issues he failed to consider that non-creatards wouldn't roll over and die instantly. Always Thunder-foot-in-mouth has jumped into a topic only to double wham both his feet in his mouth, hence his namesake. Thus he began his "in depth critiques" of Jizzslam making him indistinguishable from other class A morons such as Bill O'Reilly and Glen Beck. When radical Jizzlamists canceled an episode of South Park for putting Mohammed in a bear costume atheistfag and leftard Molly Norris initiated Draw Mohammad Day. Once every year atheistfags and leftards would stop their pointless bickering and attention whoring and unite to draw pictures of Mohammed as a pedophile while indulging in the idea that this is a witty and insightful statement to make.

This blasphemy caused the radical Jizzlamists to shit their pants all at once and demand Norris's beheading, causing her to hide in your basement. ThunderJew, arrogant and vain as ever, seized this opportunity to earn even more internet points and recruit even more slavish subscribers to suck his tiny hairy dick and "spearheaded" Draw Mohammed Day as an Internet phenomenon. To add stupidity to pomp and plagiarism he made dozens of more anti-Jizzslam videos. Overall the videos have zero content, their two main pillars being that All Jizzlamists are raghead radicals and long-winded melodramatic rants about freedom of speech, a concept he clearly does not understand other than a vague glittering generality. In particular he "misread" Dawah Film's video as a death threat and used to the opportunity to further rant at the evils of Jizzlam while praising democracy, freedom of speech, the wonders of science and other such bullshit.

Many atheistfags on YouTube fired back, in particular the crack baby manic-depressive britfag Coughlan666, telling him how full of shit he was. Thunderfail, since he is always right, ignored all criticisms except for the least substantial ones that were easiest to strawman and debunk. Furthermore, he gave the we-need-to-unite-to tackle-bigger-goals-and-ignore-issues-I-deem-unimportant canard. Coughlan, being the hyperactive nicotine-addicted aborted monkey that he is, spat at least a dozen videos back. Thundersnoot only was able to respond to a few of them. Rather than responding with anything substantial, Thunderfail instead decided to characterize his detractors as all blowhards of a Dawah Films "intellectual circle" and diagnose Coughlan using Wikipedia.

A Deep Intellectual

Thunderf00t, like TheAmazingAtheist, is revered by the dupes of YouTube as a master debater and god of reason. In reality Thundershit is a very mortal man with a very mediocre mind who is just as full of shit as everybody else. In particular Thundercrap loves to use the following tactics. If you see such disingenuous trickery in any of his videos (of which there is plenty) be sure to remind him and his half a million fans how worthless they are all.

Blunderfoot's favorite tactics:

  • strawman his opponent and their arguments
  • delivers the we-need-to-unite-to-tackle-bigger-goals-crap to avoid issues knows he will be pwned in
  • diagnoses people with mental illnesses he looked up in Wikipedia == Dimestore Freud
  • ignore all criticism presented to him
  • long-winded, melodramatic rants about freedom of speech
  • long-winded, not-so-melodramatic-but-more-irritating preaching about the wonders of science, reason, and democracy

Thunderf00t Is A Censor Whore And A Fraud

Turns out Thunderf00t is no better than VenomFangX and countless of other parasites like him after all. Troll atheistfags with these videos to make them cry.

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Thunderf00t's Sock Accounts

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