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Women (AKA whores, bitches, cunts, baby factories, cum dumpsters, penis gyms, kitchen slaves) are the annoying, dumb, inferior gender pieces of flesh around the vagina that don't invent or discover things, save for perhaps Original Sin and sandwiches. It has been scientifically proven that women have smaller brains than men, and as such women are to be treated like sex-objects as porn has reminded us. They exist only to fulfill four functions: cooking, cleaning, fucking, and looking after babby.

It must also be remembered the Babble tells us that women are not only the inferior gender, but they are the evil, hateful gender as well. According to the Malleus Maleficarum, there are many procedures one can use to test the evilness of women, including setting them on fire and pushing them off steep cliffs; should they survive, they are witches. Did you marry a witch? Find out today!

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Women's brains are smaller

with a shirt like that it's their own fucking fault

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It has been always been a universally recognized scientific and historic fact that the female brain is smaller than its male counterpart. It is for this reason alone that it's not safe to educate women or allow them into universities, as too much knowledge in short periods of time will fry their puny brains. In fact, French scientist Gustave LeBon even discovered that women of the lower races had brains that were more closer in size to that of gorillas than the fully developed male brain. It could also be suggested that females from certain intellectually inferior nations have IQ points in the 65-70 range.

Aside from having animal-sized brains, women also suffer from a disease known as menstruation. There are many theories as to why women bleed for the majority of their lifespan like a dying animal, some philosophers such as Aristotle claimed it was due to the fact that women are failed humans, incomplete beings who bleed because they have not fully developed in the womb (into males). Their periods attract bears, not the type of bear a twink would go balls deep on, but in fact a blood-hungry wood creature who can smell the menstruation. Pedobear has also been seen lurking around women who are on their period in an attempt to expand his red wings.

It's a well-known fact that men are better than women, the reason being that when a baby is first created in the vagina, it's always a female, but if the baby box is lucky, then it becomes a man. Before human evolution, we were all women, but then god decided to create man, and well, kept women too because men could not reach to suck their own cocks. Men have been proven to be smarter, stronger, richer, and more successful in everything, as women's only uses extend to cooking for men, cleaning after men, sucking men's penises, getting fucked, and taking care of the unfortunate end-results of sex. In truth, a man would undoubtedly do a better job at these things than a woman ever could, but it's nice to have the free service. Even in religion, men are superior, as the Babble says that man is a copy of God and woman is a copy of man, which means that a woman is a copy of a copy.

A Real Man's Guide to the Inferior wide-hip gender

Communicating with a woman

Women have "evolved" to have verbal fights with men, so that they can either feel powerful, try to deny a man his rightful use of her vagina or simply because they like drama, losing battles and being revenge-fucked. An interesting article goes on about the many ways men might try to fight back with women. Although all men know the proper way is to tell her once. If that doesn't work, send that sassy bitch flying into the kitchen with a swift cunt punt. Once in the kitchen, she will feel obliged to build you a sandwich.

NOTE: Men still can't in any circumstance get into a physical brawl with a woman, but it doesn't apply the other way around. This is called the Double Standard and men must act like this is the 1950's, except back then women knew what their place was.

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Obtaining a Woman

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The fact that you're reading this means that you have never had sex with a woman. Here is what you have to do:

  • Be an asshole: The last thing a woman wants and deserves is respect. If you think women give a fuck about personality, you clearly haven't been around one before (your mother doesn't count, she just pretends to give a shit about you because she knows that she'll have to deal with you for the rest of her life).
  • Looks are everything: If you don't look like an androgynous celebrity that's 30 pounds underweight, you'll never get a woman. Lose some weight and get a sense of fashion. Every woman and gay man's first impression is based on the total retail value of the clothes that a person is wearing. If you don't know what clothes to wear, read any "romance" book. Before anything "romantic" happens on said books, the author will always, always, describe the clothes that the hero and heroine are wearing in precise detail.
  • During dates, once again, be an asshole: Before a woman becomes willing to have sex with you, you must convinced her that you are a natural leader. Since you aren't, pretend that you are for at least the 20 first dates. If you don't, she will run off with someone with actual muscles and a fat wallet (all women will fuck anything that pays).
  • During sex, remember, women don't like anal sex, they love it. The more a woman screams and tells you to stop, the better you are at pleasing her!

The best way to pick up women is show them respect (see video for example):

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Normal Behaviors of women and dealing with them

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Once you have found a suitable piece of property, you will need to know about certain attributes they possess, in order to best keep your bitch in line.

  • Women have zero self-understanding or self-awareness. They are only slightly less deep than a piece of paper and as reliable as a paranoid schizophrenic.
  • As a result, nothing a woman says is ever true, good, or honest. Any agreement or promise made by a woman will probably be broken by the woman herself in a fit of PMS-fueled rage.
  • Women may look inside your wallet or any other place they suspect you may have money. You have to nip this in the bud and tell her if you ever catch her doing this, you will cunt punt her.
    • Beware. If she finds anything there, she will be offended. Women feel that anything yours is theirs by right, to the point that it's morally wrong for you to have anything of your own.
  • Women may want to watch lifetime channel. BEWARE! If you let them watch this, they may think they're a victim! Dispose of this channel by any means necessary.
  • Women are like children and need structure and discipline. They will try to get away with as much as they can, and it is your job to stop them.
  • Women are constitutionally incapable of paying attention to what men say during a conversation. They are only able to pay attention to their own feelings and needs, so if you're a masochistic freak and want to talk to a woman, expect her never to reciprocate or have any concern about you or your life.
  • On the other hand, women typically require perfection from any man they talk to, expecting royal treatment and total attention and sympathy. As such, talking to women most closely resembles a never-ending job interview rather than a conversation.
  • If they are of the "educated" / "clever" breed, they might crave oddities like *rights* (naturally without any obligations attached to those rights) or *power* (naturally without responsibility for the mayhem they cause). (Hmmm...this just happened to you? Sorry, can't help bro'. You're screwed. She is the secretary of state now.)
  • Women are natural freeloaders. Get used to never being appreciated for anything.
    • Partly a result of a bone-deep sense of entitlement, discipline them if they show or have any signs of showing or developing this cancer to mankind.
  • For women, the sole litmus test for whether any given action is good or bad is their personal feelings related to the issue at hand. As such, women always believe they are right, for the simple reason that they wanted to do whatever they did in the first place.
  • Women also get hyperjealous of anything that brings a man pleasure that is not them (although they deny access to the pleasures they have to offer, that is, hole 1, hole 2 or hole 3). For this reason, they are a leading cause of homosexuality.
  • Women NEVER take responsibility for their actions. As such, they are incapable of guilt or remorse, because they never believe they have done anything wrong.
  • Contrary to the claims of feminists, women are stunningly incapable of empathy. Being both unwilling and unable to put themselves in others' shoes, women effortlessly create drama wherever they go.
  • Some women are fans of such boring activities as women's sports (known to the Jews as girl's sports), and they may try to drag you to such events. In such cases, a cunt punch or bitch slap is in order.
  • If you want to piss a (hot) woman off then the best way to do this is simply just ignore her. Even though a hot woman would never fuck you because you're a loser, she still gets mad because she thinks she deserves the attention because she's hot. Women hate it when guys ignore them.
  • Their ongoing mission is to train you. Having no internal life of their own, they have all the time and attention in the world to spare making your life hell. Remember: the measure of a woman's self-worth is that nobody around her is allowed to be any happier than she is, that said it is best to treat her as shallow as is implied by her PMS induced femrage so she doesnt ruin your day ALL the time until you are ready to dominate that bitch.
  • Women from more traditional cultures, like Asia and the Middle East, are likely to be much better behaved than what is detailed above, due to the relative absence of feminism and brainwashing by the media. Heck, some of them are even fun to be around.

Dangers

Attention Whores typically try to become models.

There are numerous dangers inherent to dealing with women, although you probably don't need to know them because you already have plans that don't involve them. For posterity, however, we'll outline the following risks: In addition to the fact that they're all batshit crazy, a man must be aware the following perils associated with pursuing a relationship with a woman:

  1. Under no circumstances should you do what a woman tells you to. You have to learn to sense what she wants, not what she says she wants.
  2. Women lack verbal communication skills, logic, and coherence in their weepy, melodramatic ramblings. Despite this, in addition to adhering to #1 above, you must create the illusion that her psychotic, incoherent babble makes sense. Failing in this, she will start to cry (see below) and the fucktarded, insane prattle will only amplify, leaving limited options to shutting her up.
  3. Dangers #1 and 2 exist because all women are attention whores. There are no exceptions. It is a law of nature and nothing can be done to change it.
  4. Incorrectly configured Toilet Seats can easily trigger #2.
  5. Through a combination of mindfucking and jiggling boobies, women will attempt to coerce men into a form of servitude known as the "Friend Zone" or worse, marriage. Both of these should be avoided at all costs, as they have all the drawbacks of a girlfriend with feeble to non-existent sex.
  6. Said mindfucking will permanently turn you into a faggot in no time.
  7. Women will call the cops if you prove them right too much. Aim for the back of the head - cops can't see bruises covered by hair.
  8. Never let a woman drive.
  9. Never let them read Cosmopolitan. It may trick them into thinking they have some use beyond food preparation and fucking.
  10. Medical evidence suggests women can survive on attention and sperm alone. Starve her of the former and forcefeed her the latter. If she insists on eating something other than cum, promptly induce an eating disorder by subtly asking if she's gained weight every other day.
  11. Women don't play video games. Such activities require too much of their pea-sized brains.
  12. Prolonged association with a woman will result in insanity (as theirs is contagious), staggering levels of faggotry, and ultimately an hero.

Fact: There are no girls on the internets.[no citation needed]

There are no girls on the internet no matter what. That girl who wrote your name on her tits for you. Its a dude who can photoshop your name on a pair of tits he found on Google images. Congratulations you sent a picture of your dick to that man.

If by some accident a girl does access the internet, she is either fat, ugly, or a trap.

Things women will do to you

More dangerous than they look,dont let the following happen to you.

  • Take half of your income (and many others) despite not working a day in their lives.
    • Half? Only Half? BWAHAHAHA! Dream on, brother.
  • Kick you in the balls without any legal repercussions. (Women love doing this and will try to do it at every chance they get)
  • Legally cut your dick off in your sleep, blame rape, then throw it in some field at 2am.
  • Trick you into getting a RapeX stuck to your cock, frame you for rape, and then get voluntarily gang-raped by niggers.
  • Betray you in the worst ways imaginable just for shits and giggles.

Girls' Bathrooms

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  • Girls' bathrooms are big
  • 75% of girls' vaginas are bleeding at any given time, which is why girls' bathrooms are not clean
  • Most girls that spend time together have their period at around the same time. This is due to some hormonal telepathy shit that you'd never understand, and is referred to as "French Whorehouse Syndrome" (handy, it's just easier to share pads if the cows go in a herd)
  • Women go to the bathroom in packs so they can talk about things that would bore any man to death

Inventions by Women

Oddly, not invented by women.
  • Original Sin
  • Cognitive dissonance
  • COBOL programming language, conceived by Rear Admiral Grace Murray Hopper
  • Correction fluid, invented by Bette Nesmith Graham (good to correct some of the mistakes women make)
  • Disposable diaper, invented by Marion O'Brien Donovan and famously used by space pioneer and fellow woman Lisa Nowak
  • Hugbox, invented by Dr. Temple Grandin
  • Rape-aXe, invented by Sonette Ehlers
  • The Biting Pear of Salamanca, painted by Ursula Vernon
  • Windscreen wipers (windshield wipers in American), invented by Mary Anderson
  • Chocolate chip cookies, invented by Ruth Graves Wakefield
  • The dishwasher by Josephine Cochran who, one day while behaving like a useless, lazy bitch, decided that rubbing some soap and water to clean dishes was too much work for wimminz, so... TA DA; the dishwasher was born! (More than likely constructed and built by a man)
  • Anne Connelly supposedly came up with the idea of the fire-escaping procedure, since we all know donn nobody EVAR had the common knowledge in the first place to run the opposite direction when a fire is approaching.
  • The ironing board by Sarah Boone; no explanation there.
  • The life raft (or lifeboat) by Maria Beasely since wimmin can't swim for shit due to their inferior arm and kicking strength; because of this fact most of the male passengers on the RMS Titanic were refused entry in the lifeboats and thus were left to slowly die in the freezing Atlantic after the sinking. WAY TO GO, WOMAN!
  • The baby carrier by Anne Moore so stupid women could throw their babies into these small carrying kennels with piles of blankets in 98° weather only to make it more convenient for them to go out shopping or drink in bars; not to mention that despite the kid being stuffed and strapped inside a covered box it doesn't mean the lazy cunt shouldn't check its diaper. YES, your kid can shit himself and the shit WILL STILL STINK despite being in that carrier!
  • Medical syringe by Letitia Geer; GREAT INVENTION! Perfect doorway for meth and heroin addicts, Sexually Transmitted Diseases, ugly tattoo art, inhuman execution methods, animal killings and hospital/nursing murders!

Multitasking

"Wimmin can multitask whilst putting the toilet seat down unlike men," is a well known wo-meme in the world of real. What is multitasking? It is defined by Wikidictionary as "the ability to do several things badly instead of one thing properly. Possibly whilst gossiping to your friends on your mobile." This proves that wimmin is the superior.

American Quilts

As demonstrated by Winona Ryder in the film "How To Glue An American Quilt", this is a wimmin invention in which the verbal non-patriarchal history of the family is recorded by collecting together important bits of material - Uncle OJ's blood-stained gloves, Auntie Pedobear's rape gag, Monica Lewinsky's stained dress, used femidoms, etc - and assembling a quilt, which is a sort of posh dog blanket. Only wimmin can do this as they has a higher tolerance to inconsequential and boring family values bullshit.

Lorenzo's Oil

As discovered by Winona Ryder and possibly Cher in the wimmin film "Mermaids", Lorenzo's Oil is a cure for retards. Made of one third civit cum, one third mother love and one third LSD, this magic cure not found by Westernised male-controlled "science" can transform your average asspie into a productive member of the United Nations Peace Corp. (Doesn't work on poor black kids dying of malaria.)

Radiation

First discovered by Marie Curie, who - by using her husband as a test subject - managed to kill him off and claim his Nobel Prize. Wimmin is especially skilful on radiations, which include mobile tower radiations, fluoride in the water radiations, calorie radiations, cellulite radiations, ME, being-allergic-to-everything-in-the-modern-world-including-the-hum-from-electric-wires radiations and repetitive stress of the vocal chords. The cure for these radiations often involves the high frequency whine produced by moronic housewives complaining about their illnesses on Oprah, and proves that wimmin should have been allowed to do laboratories instead of staying in the kitchen and shutting the fuck up.

Pleather and DNA

DNA was invented by the lady that worked at the photo-developing counter at Boots - Rosalind Franklin - by looking at some X-ray photos accidentally included among the holiday snaps. Her invention was raped from her CV by wimmin-hating patriarchal racist capitalists or something.

Pleather was invented by wimmin who had had lots of fun wearing fur coats until they realised fur was made from little fluffy kitties and stuff. (See Peta Wilson). Now not even female motorcyclists who have been decapitated by collision with a lorry due to their poor road skillz would be seen dead in real leather from poor genocided cows.

Nail Polish

The purpose of nail polish is to hide the fact that their fingernails are filthy. Formerly, they wore gloves for this purpose. It's much in the manner that the purpose of perfume is to hide the fact that they smell. It's all an illusion, gentlemen.

Women and Chocolate

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While some women can be baited with chocolate, it has been proven that they will neglect their duties in bed if given even a tiny bit of it. Women have been known to masturbate with chocolate, so be wary men, signs that a woman is having an affair with chocolate include:

  • Neglecting her duties in the bedroom
  • Drooling brown instead of white after an orgasm (this is why women invented white chocolate)
  • Watching Ghirardelli commercials while masturbating

If any of these apply to your woman, the steps to keep her on track are:

  1. Throw away all her chocolate stash
  2. Show an empty wrapper to her whilst hitting her nose and telling her, firmly and confidently, "No! Bad woman!"
  3. Make her sleep on the floor until she learns that her behavior is unacceptable, NO CHOCOLATE UNDER THE FLOORBOARDS EITHER, NO!.

Why Do Women Exist?

People often wonder why women exist despite having contributed jack shit to society. This is mainly because it's a man's world, and God was a man, so he made the universe the way it was supposed to be in his eyes. One could ponder why he didn't just create natural vaginas in flowers or in tree stumps or something instead of turning them into the bitching, period-having, sorry-excuse-of-a-human known as the women, so it would make the world a better place for men to live in peace and prosperity. Technology would be a million times more advanced than it is today, and men wouldn't be thrown in prison for useless, petty shit like rape and domestic abuse; as well as carrying financial burdens on their shoulders for "paying" child support all over busting a nut inside a woman's vagina to express their natural right in enjoying sexual activity.

In fact, the ancient Greeks and Romans would probably still be around today if they kept their wimminz in their correct places instead of allowing them to run things. Look what happened to Ancient Sparta; watch the movie when King Leonidas' obeyed his wife in going to war with the Persians and you'll see what we mean.

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Women Who Try To Fight Back

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Moar info: Feminism.

Some women are significantly more dangerous than others. In order to learn why women reach such a deluded and chaotic state and how to correctly deal with it, please see the full article on feminism.

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Women's Reaction To This Article

This is an actual reaction from a woman to this page. Notice how she shares the same expression as the dog.
 
 
Right, listen up enyclopedia dramatica, 'cause I'm getting bored out of my skull with you people. Some of your articles are dumb, others offensive and dumb, and still others just too offensive to even be contemplated. So here's the deal. I'm not about to set myself up as some sort of internet superhero capable of single-handed taking down this entire site, but I am sufficiently determined to prove a real pain in the butt for you people. So, if you want me to sod off and stop mucking up your articles, just remove the following:

This article (because frankly you just shouldn't reduce something as important as women's rights to jokes when they constitute one half of the human race)

Any articles relating to eating disorders (becuase crap like that can be seriously damaging to the psyches of people who come across it with an existing vulnerabilit)

and

The article on FAs (because I am an FA and frankly, just about everything in this article is a badly written pack of lies, devised not for the purposes of humour but seemingly just to pick a fight with people who don't happen to share your standards of physical attractiveness- not neccessarily wise when you consider we're not renowned for our reserves of patience)

See to it. Or I won't be held responsible for my actions.
 


 

—User:Real Rioter

Quotes

 
 
Only a male intellect clouded by the sexual drive could call the stunted, narrow-shouldered, broad-hipped and short-legged sex the fair sex: for it is with this drive that all its beauty is bound up. More fittingly than the fair sex, women could be called the unaesthetic sex
 

 

Arthur Schopenhauer

 
 
Woman was God's second mistake.
 

 

—Friedrich Nietzsche

 
 
Woman is the nigger of the world
 

 

—John Lennon, being ironic

 
 
This site is run by illiterate homophobic misogynistic racist morons.
 

 

—The entire Internets, insults don't work if you cant understand them, this is especially true if you are illiterate.

 
 
Girls,everybody likes them. They have boobs and they smell good.
 

 

—Stuttering Craig.

 
 
... all three men are suspicious of Herland and its women, and think they will find a society wracked by chaos and disorder, since they believe that women are not intelligent and organized, or capable of surviving without their male-halves ...
 

 

—Wikipedia describing famous lesbian fantasy Herland by Charlotte Perkins Gilman.

 
 
You can't blame a woman for what she does wrong in the same sense that you can't blame a dog for what it does wrong. It's your fault for not training it properly.
 

 

—Dick Masterson

 
 
Women are like niggers, in that they think they are entitled to something because of some event that happend years ago that they had absolutely nothing to do with. And they are worse than niggers, in that once a month they use what naturally happens to them as an excuse to get out of doing anything, including making sandwiches.
 

 

—Random Anon putting a woman in her place.

 
 
Girls, to do the dishes, to do the laundry, to clean up my room. Girls.
 

 

—Beastie Boys, doing it right

 
 
There's no physical ramifications for being an asshole if you're a woman!
 

 

—Bill Burr, telling it like it is

 
 
There is no way they could fill the gaping cunthole that is my vagina.
 

 

Arguecat3, example of an acceptable woman.

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How to troll women (and get away with it)

  • Ask them if they are much hit on when they are out. This is a seemlingly fairly innocent question, but most girls have, at least sometime spread their legs in hope of making a particular guy their boyfriend. This will tear up old wounds and retrieve surpressed memories... for great justice!

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Bunch of pussies asking for it.

I have come to see a link between the rise of women, their increasing rights, involvement in politics, and the feminist movement and the increasing stupidity, perversion of culture, and all-around degeneracy in the West. These irrational, pseudo-sentient life forms have done naught but sap the life out of intellectual and powerful men over the last hundred years or so, and we men have made the mistake of brainwashing ourselves to believe that these succubi are actual people. Their whole kind are nothing more than tools for procreation, unfit to live without a patron's approval.

Allow me to make my case.

Women are naturally cowards. I myself have met women who have admitted to me that they and their whole kind are born cowards. They are timid creatures whose emotions overpower their logic and rationality, and they are therefore unfit to lead. Their extreme emotions are triggered by slight and unimportant things, and with these worries they hinder the progress of man. Remember the last time your girlfriend got angry at you for that thing that to this day you have no idea what she was talking about? Imagine that ruling a society or a country. Imagine that fight being with another world leader. Imagine an irrational war because of a woman's errant actions. I'm glad Hillary lost, so that America may live a few years longer.

Mankind used to be male-dominated, and with good reason. Women knew their place, and men kept them there. Now, let's look at the achievements in this long period of history. We have such political achievements as the republic and the democracy. We then have technological advancements such as irrigation, the hanging gardens, the printing press, electricity, factories, cars, computers, and now even the Internet. We also have such historical achievements like the Neolithic Revolution, the American and French Revolutions. We have the great thinkers of history, like Socrates, Aristotle, Boethius, Bacon, Marx, Nietzsche, Borh, and, of course, Einstein. Who do you think was the most intelligent person in history, who could change the way you think, whose infinite wisdom puts this person on level with the gods? He was a man, wasn't he? Back when we were a male-dominated society, men did not even love women. Most of the great men of history were gay, only having wives for children. Shakespeare was gay, Da Vinci was gay, to name a few. Men can survive without women (for lack of children, granted). Take modern gay people for example. Why do you think they are so happy? With gene science as it is now, we can make humans effectively enough without women soon enough. Jesus Christ.

Now, let's look at more modern times, shall we? In 1920, women gained the right to vote (oh, and then there was a recession, coincidence? Hardly). Coincidentally, we have not had a good president since the nineteenth century. In 1966, we had a cultural revolution. Great and all, but that's when police and the government became the bad guys. Degeneracy ran wild and became commonly accepted as culture. Then, come 1977, the feminist movement. That was the death knell of the West, as it was formerly known. Since these cum dumpsters decided they were people too, the West has become one grand showing of Dumb and Dumber. We now have what has to be the stupidest couple of generations since the Salem Witch Trials. We no longer have great philosophers; we no longer have great authors. We have become a nation glued to MTV and TeenNick. Remember G4TV? That's pretty much all of America at this point. And for God's sake, just look at our teenagers. What have we done to let our youth become so terribly corrupted and utterly stupid? To quote Chuck Palahniuk, "We are a generation of men raised by women." We have indeed let ourselves be led astray by the foolish little minds of women.

The fact that what I say, by modern standards, is sexist and therefore bad is further proof that we have been brainwashed. Women have convinced us that they have sufficient mental capacity to feel real emotion and can therefore be "hurt" and that we need to protect them. This is a lie. Now get me something to eat bitch.

Ergo, we have today naught but broken shards of society, the ghost of the greatness that humankind once was.

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There are profound differences between men and women in world view and mode of thought. These are evident from the literature they create, the literature they consume, and the way they comport themselves over the spans of their careers.

The archetypal chick flick, Gone with the Wind, is described in its own advertising as "a searing tale of passion in a world gone mad." Essentially, it's about the feelings of the protagonist in a world that is utterly beyond the protagonist's control. If a Mills and Boon novel has a happy ending, it's provided by the intervention of a man. At no point does a woman attempt to change her world. She adapts to it, cries about it, or waits for a man to change it for her. Men, by contrast, write about almost nothing but taking control of their world, and the mechanics by which this is attempted.

Another fundamental difference is the list thing. Men teach one another the mechanism, the distilled principle, because there is less to remember and it has to be taken in context anyway. Women want a fixed context and written instructions. If you try to teach them the principles instead, they don't listen and they get angry, saying "I don't care why, I just asked you to tell me what to do." If you give them a list of steps, it must be exhaustive like a computer program, because (also like a computer program) if context changes, breaking the procedure, or if anything has been omitted, blame is ascribed to the writer of the procedure.

A direct consequence of this intellectual inflexibility is that women do not create tools. They can be taught to use them, often very well, provided that the use of the tool can be described as lists of steps - programs!

Visit a craft shop like Spotlight. It will be crawling with women who think they are creative. In fact, all they ever do is stick glitter to boxes, or cut cloth according to a plan that was almost certainly created by a man, before stitching it together using a sewing machine, both likely invented and made for them by men. Some of them will vary the patterns, but creation ex nihilo is a behavior exhibited almost exclusively by men.

I suppose you could say that women play god using the thing between their legs, whereas men use the thing between their ears. This is probably acculturated behavior. Possibly it is an artifact, in men, of the inability to play god the easy way; certainly many of us see our creations as children of sorts.

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One of my favorite rap songs of all time says Bitches Ain't Shit. I couldn't agree more. Truer words were never spoken, folks. Lots of good men hook up with what appears to be decent women and eventually these men discover that there's no such thing as a decent woman. All women are bitches. All of them without exception. Your mother. Your daughter. Your wife. Your aunt. The hooker down the street. The female lawyer in her office. The female senator on the senate floor. The librarian in your town. The policewoman in the squad car. Get the picture? I know that you wish it weren't so. In all likelihood, you're a decent guy. You work hard. You're smart. You contribute energetically to society. You'd like to eventually meet a decent woman and have a family.

That's what men have been socially conditioned to look for. And men have held their part of the bargain. it's women who haven't held their part of the bargain. the thing is that women have absolutely no conscience. It's something they were all born without. Have you ever seen a woman truly feel guilt over anything she's ever done? I need you to think about this question. Seriously. Right now, you're running a thousand different images in your head. If you're honest with yourself, you will see that I am right. Women cannot feel remorse. Or guilt. That's because they have no conscience. That's why they never keep their word, unless it somehow benefits them. There are no female exceptions to the malady of remorselessness which affects one hundred percent of the female population. I'm sorry. I truly am. I wish things were different. You have no idea how much.

However, the truth must be told. There are no good women on the planet. Simply because women have no conscience. You have a better chance of meeting a unicorn in New York City. Just ask a certain European prince who married a gold-digger whom he'd been boning for three decades. As soon as she got the ring around her finger, she began singing a different tune. Acting like a real bitch. Now she wants to take him for everything he's got. See? That's what you get when you treat a bitch better than she deserves. Men were made to rule the universe and bitches were made to serve them. End of story. Anyone who disagrees should just look up statistics. In the name of equality, women in college are slashing men's sports teams and adding their own.

In the name of equality, wives are stealing their husbands estates with the complicity of judges and leaving their men at the poorhouse. In the name of justice, female murderers are given a free pass on everything they do while their male counterparts either get life imprisonment or an execution. See what I mean? It's a sad state of the affairs, folks. I couldn't make this shit up. Sometimes, I wonder why men still bother with the whole marriage thing. Or even moving together with women. Separate but equal, that's how it should be. Men should just go to work, earn a living and have fun. Don't date or marry women. Just find a slut to fuck whenever they get horny. I have a solution for that. We should legalize prostitution.

Men can spend a few hundred dollars every week and get laid by a slut who's paid to do it rather than to risk their livelihood and their lives in a relationship with a bitch whom feminist taught to have a sense of entitlement. The average legal prostitute charges a few hundred dollars for her services. The average divorce costs a lot more than that. See what I mean? It's more cost-effective for a man to seek the company of prostitutes when he gets horny than to bother with dating or marriage. It's not misogyny, just a fact. Men waste a lot of time in the pursuit of women's hearts. The truth is that men have a lot more important things to do.

We can take care of ourselves. Women play the gender card and the pity card, blackmailing the government into funding women's social service programs, women's shelters and women's resource centers. Who pays for all these endeavors? Women seldom donate to women's causes. That's why they have us men for. They smile while we do the heavy lifting. They're naturally stupider than we are. We're smart. And we pour our intelligence into things like science, mathematics, art, sociology, research, philosophy, comic books, movies, etc. We thrust human society into bold new directions with our ideas. Women never have original ideas. They have a talent for emotional manipulation, deception and sexual exploitation. There's no correlation between these attributes of theirs and a high IQ.

The dumbest woman on earth knows things about manipulation that the smartest man might not know. Why? Simply because we're too good and too smart to bother with such petty things. We were created in God's Image. Women were an afterthought. Like an extra patio after building a house. Such structures are usually redundant. What I'm asking men everywhere is to stand up for themselves. Women won't do it for them. What do women think of crazy women who slaughter their sons and daughters like a certain Texan gal and fake insanity to get away with murder? Women should be outraged. Instead, they stand by the crazy women who murder innocent men along with their sons and daughters. That's because deep down women have absolutely no conscience. They know what right and wrong are, they just don't care.

The Male Sociopath comprises five percent of the male population. The Female Sociopath comprises one hundred percent of the female population. I'm sorry if this shocks or bothers you but the truth simply must be told. The female sociopath is better at hiding what she is and what she does than her male counterpart. That doesn't mean there are fewer females among the ranks of the sociopath subspecies. It just means they're well-hidden.

Men, we are in bad shape. There are no national campaigns to help male victims of domestic abuse. There are no shelters for battered men. There are no runs for prostate cancer. No charities for prostate cancer research. No ribbons for prostate cancer awareness. Why? Simply because it's a disease that affects men and women don't give a damn about men. Even worse, men have been brainwashed to think of themselves as unworthy of being cared for. They put women's interests ahead of their own. That is such foolishness. Men need to wake up. Women don't love you. They don't care about you. They will marry you, take your money, your house, your car and your sons and daughters. And they will use the women-controlled justice system to do it. Women are always saying they want careers. Truth is they're naturally lazy. They go to college and into the formerly male-dominated workforce because they want power. They will snatch up an available man based on his financial profile more than anything else and rob him of house and home...legally! Men need to wake up and learn to protect themselves. Donate to men's causes. Open up men's resource centers. Donate to men's health research. Don't be so quick to condemn your fellow men in court no matter how guilty they appear. The truth is that manipulative women can make the most innocent of men look like monsters. And the courts usually buy into their lies. Don't buy into their lies. Protect your fellow man. Protect yourself. And last but not least, don't trust women. They're not worthy of your trust. Peace.

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