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15 years old. SEEMS LEGIT.

Venus Angelic (venusangelic) also known as PenisAngelic, is a 15-year-old Nihonjin gaijin Youtube dancer, Japanese style icon, helium inhaling addict and all round pedo magnet. Recently she has become better known for her negative attitude towards both fans and other Youtubers, which is surprisingly encouraged by her mother Margret Palermo, age 156, infamous for dancing in a bikini to the theme song for the Japanese commercial LOTTE Fits, but not actually doing the proper dance - just wiggling her ancient ass at the camera.

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An Introduction to VenusAngelic

Such a beautiful, delicate dolly!
PenisAngelic (aka Venus Palermo) is a 15 year old home schooled YouTube dancer/ ex pageant kid that allegedly spread her vacant-eyed faggotry throughout Switzerland, Hungary and Spain before finally settling in the UK. VenusAngelic catapulted to Internet mediocrity for her hair and makeup tutorials, but has since been given media attention for being such a unique individual. Recently, she has achieved a certain level of notoriety for her negative attitude towards both her fans and other `*~kawaii~* ` Youtubers. Like any self-respecting, dried-up nobody living vicariously through their child, PenisAngelic’s mother Margaret Palmero (age "37") facilitates and encourages this behavior. Not surprisingly, she is also responsible for a large portion of it.
Venus and all her friends on her birthday
The Venus Angelic Diet

Despite the fact that years of heavy pageant makeup has prematurely aged the ever-loving fuck out of her skin, the vast majority of her fanbase consists of 40-year-old Japanese pedophiles. Naturally, VenusAngelic caters to their refined tastes by releasing a music video that features her wearing a short skirt while repeating the words "penis desu” to demonstrate how much she wants pedophile dick. Although some would argue that filming what appears to be a manic episode in an Ikea does not constitute as a “music video”, the audio track that accompanied this bizarre, unsettling performance was briefly available to download as an mp3 for those who were interested investigating the claim that a noise can make someone shit their pants.

This brings us to what is ostensibly the most irritating facet of the swollen-cheeked, derp-eyed moeblob that is Venus: her voice. Listening to this young lady speak is best described as a “sonic nightmare”; her voice is an abomination. As displayed in her earlier videos,VenusAngelic has the unfortunate habit of speaking only in a squeaking screech, reminiscent of a retard’s attempt to replicate Japanese voice acting. PenisAngelic also appears to speak in what some might argue as a fake Japanese accent. This is likely an attempt to seem more “kawaii” in order to satisfy the rabid pedophiles she calls her fans. Diehards have insisted that Venus’ voice and accent are the direct result of being fluent in over 9000 languages, but her most recent video shows that she is capable of behaving like a normal human being. One can only hope that this voice is fake, for it would be terrible indeed if anyone was ever naturally cursed with that tone. Naturally this has left her with no friends apart from her pageant mom, which led to her sending out an application for her pedo fans to become her friends. As one might logically suspect, Margaret is adult that is calling the shots behind the scenes, making Venus as much of a victim of her own faggotry as anyone else.

Venus knows how to please her fans

Margaret Palermo

Just hanging out
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A healthy mother-daughter relationship?
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Margaret is not at all a stage mom, except when she puts Venus in pageants

Margaret Palermo, the mother of VenusAngelic, 156 years of age. (but claiming to be 37) is a woman in decline. Even uglier than Venus, she has no choice but to try to live out her dreams of fame through her daughter and force her beliefs and bullshittery upon Venus. Many people believe if Venus wasn't homeschooled, she would be a much nicer person. Still, she frequently tries to put herself in the spotlight despite the fact that no one fucking cares about her or finds her entertaining or attractive (again, the monstrosity of her Fits dance video in a bikini being a desperate cry for attention). Her most desperate attempts at attention usually include her taking pictures and videos of herself in underwear and swimsuits in a feeble and horrifying attempt to gain attention, which fails miserably - the only attention she gains is hate. She ignores the hate and deletes it all, because she believes that through the hate comes fame. However she obviously has not come into contact with the word "infamy".

When she isn't being an attention seeker, she's always leeching off her daughter and controlling her. It seems Penis-chan gives her mother joint-control over her channel as it seems, because Margarass is always moderating the fuck out of her daughter's channel.

In addition to blocking any potential online friends, Margaret also homeschools Venus, thus preventing her from having any social contact with anyone whatsoever without her mother watching over. The pair also sleep in the same bed, a great parenting technique often used by mothers who are afraid of their children growing up and leaving them sad, bitter and lonely. Margaret has publicly admitted to banning the word 'father', lest Venus consider contacting him for help in breaking free from her mother's clutches.


Is Margaret Palermo living vicariously through her daughter? Discuss.

KimonoTime Saga

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Kelsey, also known as KimonoTime on YouTube, is an ultra talented, super kawaii 19 year old YouTube dancer from the UK. When she launched her YouTube channel, she came across Venus Angelic and posted some comments on her videos. One of these comments asked if Venus Angelic could check out her dancing skills, as she had asked of a few other youtubers she had befriended. Later, she found out she had been blocked from VenusAngelic’s channel when attempting to compliment Venus Angelic on her latest vid. KimonoTime states that she was a little bewildered, but continued with life as normal. She posted a civil singular sentence on Tumblr regarding this.

The girls met at Hyper Japan where KimonoTime sensed that Venus Angelic was uncomfortable in her company. This was made clear when KimonoTime asked if she could take her photo with Venus Angelic. KimonoTime claims that Venus Angelic then looked at her with “a glare of disgust”. This was followed by a similar look from Margaret Palermo whilst hissing her forked tongue before she physically pulled her daughter away from her while speaking in another language; whatever language other reptiles speak.

Later that day, a photographer asked if he could get a photo of Venus Angelic and KimonoTime together. This time, Margaret Palermo violently dragged her daughter away, angrily muttering to herself in a foreign language before letting out a howl of rage, she then lifted her daughter onto her back and ran away on all fours. KimonoTime of course took offense to this, thinking that the pair had been “extremely rude”.

After Hyper Japan, Kimonotime made a post about the experience, keeping Venus Angelic anonymous. Kimonotime started to receive hate mail regarding this post as she wouldn’t say who the post was about.

She cracked and said who it was whilst making a personal apology to Venus Angelic and Margaret Palermo via FB. Margret Palermo then manipulated the message omitting certain parts and placed it on her personal blog, attempting to make herself look like the victim.

Kimonotime tried to smooth out the situation however Margret Palermo was more interested in insulting her, examples of these include making fun out her Kimonotime’s glass eye & accusing her of essentially being lazy dole scum. Margaret Palermo became nastier with each message and basically cyber bullied a 19 year old.

Venus Angelic then joined in by publicly accusing Kimonotime on facebook, of copying her because she used a blonde wig in a Lady Gaga video. This was of course encouraged by her mother. Kimonotime tried to prove that she wasn’t copying Venus Angelic by messaging a video to Margaret Palermo that she did when she was 15. Margaret Palermo reacted by making angry posts about the 19 year old on her blog, essentially calling her a liar, leech, stalker, and stating that everybody thinks she is leeching off Beckii Cruel.

After bullying the 19 year old and feeling quite pleased with herself and the valuable lesson she had taught her daughter, Margaret began to stalk her next prey; a YouTuber called XiaoRishu, which ensued in more internet drama that would have never occurred if she hadn't attempted to defend Venus Angelic.

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Deleted entries from Margret Palermo's blog

XiaoRishu meets the Palermos

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Xiao came to the attention of VenusAngelic and Margaret Palermo after Xiao made a video response sticking up for Venus Angelic because people were bullying her for being a weeboo. At first VenusAngelic sent a message of thanks for her support. Only a few weeks later, Xiao found out that VenusAngelic had reported the video to YouTube and had it removed. Xiao explained that while she was confused by this, she let it go because she figured the video may have made Venus uncomfortable. They later exchanged messages and arranged to meet up, however Venus pulled out last minute. She then tried to compliment one of Venus's videos to find out that she had been blocked.

A few months later, Xiao discovered some of her friends had now been blocked from Venus's channel after they left nice comments. She then discovered Kimonotime’s Tumblr posts about her experiences with Margaret Palermo and reposted them. Immediately, XiaoRishu began to receive a storm of angry tweets from VenusAngelic fans, accusing her of copying VA. These accounts all went online at the same time and also show remarkable similarities in speech. It is suspected that Margaret Palermo created all of these accounts, because whoever operated these Twitter accounts was also able to unblock Xiao’s friends on VenusAngelic’s channel.

Next, Xiao made a post calling Margaret and Venus out on this harassment. The tweets promptly stopped. Someone on Xiao's Facebook offered to track the IP address of the accounts. Venus posted a screencap of the comment claiming Xiao is trying to hack her Twitter. Team Xiao, officially known as Team Spring Roll, immediately lept to Xiao's defense. Margaret responded by threatening to sue Xiao for slander, despite the growing evidence in Xiao's favour. Margaret continued to play the victim card as VenusAngelic accused Xiao of spamming her and using her photos.

Margaret continued making accusations, claiming Xiao was harassing them to get more subscribers and earn money. Margaret claimed to have never heard of her, despite Venus thanking her for defending her. Margaret made several racist comments about Xiao as well. Both parties continued to make statuses, tweets, and blogs until a mysterious Twitter account posted Xiao's personal details on the web. The 'mysterious' Twitter account had one tweet and was strangely enough, following Margaret.

The post was quickly removed by Team Spring Roll. Margaret next posted a picture on Facebook holding a victim's care card and claimed that the police will take down the "hate group and its leader." Yet again she played the victim card while bullying a girl 15 years younger than herself.

In a last ditch attempt, Margaret posed as the manager of the modeling agency involved with Venus. She sent a badly written email to Xiao trying to convince her to join Venus and her Mother in a bid to end cyber bullying. Xiao smelled bullshit and people called Margaret out on her hypocrisy. She continued to stalk Xiao's every move on Facebook and posted status accordingly. These involve criticizing Xiao's parents and accusing Xiao of everything imaginable including: saying Margaret's Swimwear dance is porn, photoshopping evidence, demanding Margaret pays for her friend to go to a Christmas event in Hyde Park and posting her own details in order to frame Margaret.

Currently, Margaret still plays the victim card but has decided to unblock everyone on Venus Angelic's channel.

Meanwhile, Xiao told of her sob-story to some e-media hack.


Evidence (to be used in the cyber-court of law)

Margaret's playing of the victim card has sprouted several "an heroes" including one fat fuck called Jordan who was quick to delete his comments after team springroll came to the rescue.

The drama died down until Mamma Venus decided to publicly post messages on various girls facebook profiles demanding apologies, otherwise something would happen in 5 days time. Most suspect that she will continue to threaten to sue these girls again *yawn*.

Modeling for Bodyline

Romantic rape dungeon.

In October 2011, Venus entered a modeling contest for the lolita brand Bodyline. She had been previously turned down for the position by its charming and enigmatic owner Mr. Yan for being too fat, but once he took a liking to the idea of fucking an underage white girl he proceeded to stalk her, get her number, and fly her to Japan on an economy class flight. At Bodyline she worked 11 hour days in a warehouse while fending off the advances and marriage proposals of Mr. Yan. He took her to his birthday party, a maid cafe, Disney Land, and various restaurants in an attempt to woo his young bride, but nothing worked. Venus left Japan and later made a video titled "Venus Fall in Dream" (Engrish provided by Mr. Yan himself) about her time in Japan with Mr. Yan and his fellow Bodyline cohorts. Mr. Yan was not pleased with the results.

In December 2013 Bodyline issued a statement to counter Venus's video. It contained such valid counterpoints as "After the photoshoot was over we went to put the dresses back in the bags, but we found that they all had the distinct smell of body odor. We tried to air them out for a week, but the smell didn't go away." and "As for the marriage...because Venus is under 18, her mother could marry a Japanese man and bring Venus to Japan. However if Venus were to marry then she could not bring her mother, because her mother is an adult.", which is a substantially less creepy thing to say about a 15 year old girl.

We all hope Venus has learned a lesson from her experience with Bodyline. Like how pandering your freaky child image to adult men might get you fucked by an old Chinese man, or that a mother who sends you off alone to get fucked by an old Chinese man does not have your best interests in mind. j/k Venus will never learn shit.

Retarded Kickstarter

PLEASE SAVE ME FROM THE ADULT FILM INDUSTRY
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Many attention whores are using Kickstarter to get both money and attention from their "fans" these days so it was only a matter of time before Margret whored Venus out for stretch donations rather than getting a fucking job. In the Venus Palermo: FULL ALBUM, MUSIC VIDEO and ART BOOK Kickstarter, Margret begs for donations to "save [Venus] from the Slavery of the Entertainment Industry". Venus reiterates this need to be "saved" on her youtube channel but let's face the facts: neither of them want to get a fucking job. To reach this goal, Margret is working Venus to produce various albums, music videos, a pinup album, and a live concert. In exchange for pledges fans would receive digital downloads for these things, but for £2,500 one fan can be the proud owner of a used dress worn by Venus herself! For £5,000 a fan can get "{THE GIVING EXPERIENCE | NOTHING BUT THE <3 } Thanks for your support!" if they aren't the first person to pledge £5,000 for the "{THE RED SHOES}" package. That's right, for a mere £5,000 ($8293 USD) one fan will recieve a pair of janky red shoes worn by Venus for the past three years. It's only a matter of time before Official Venus Palermo Used Panties will be sold on Storenvy.

This kickstarter had a minimum goal of £65,000 but was cancelled 19 days after its opening with only 18 backers and £308 in donations. Surely it was destined for failure and the Palermos just gave up before things got too embarrassing.


TLC's My Strange Addiction

Watching Venus on my strange addiction will make any rational human being rage uncontrollably. Even Ghandi himself would want to punch Venus repeatedly in the eyes to turn them in to kawaii pretty animu eyes. On the show they show Venus her mom pimping her daughter out to anybody who is willing to listen. Then they talk retarded weeaboo shit and then eventually go to some shitty back alley photoshoot in which she can win a trip to Japan. Werther this competition was a scam by field agents to finally be rid of Venus and sent her to Jakarta in a box is unknown, but seeing the mother repeat to the photographer continuously "how much her darling looks like a doll" does nothing more but fuel the rage. Count with that the pathetic animu voice attempt of Venus herself and well.... Let me put it this way: When out of 3 people (Strange addiction usually only has 1 or 2 people, I guess they wanted to spare the viewer), 2 girls and 1 guy, an aspergers suffering demented faggot who wants to become a "living Ken doll" is the most likable, you know you are in trouble. How this fuck child has any fans, well I guess in the land of the blind the one eyed guy is king.

See also

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