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Stop hand.png WARNING: This article is totally whacky!
We're such a bunch of kooks!!!
CAUTION!!
This article contains bad words and stuff like that! Since this is a children's humor website, we have to warn you. Parents, you are responsible for what your child looks at on the Internet. NOW FOR HILARITY!

"I approve!"

~ Jimbo Wales on Uncyclopedia

"The fuck is this shit?"

~ Jesus Christ on Uncyclopedia

"They worship me in a fucking creepy way."

~ Oscar Wilde on Uncyclopedia

"It's unfunny."

~ Captain Obvious and Captain Understatement on Uncyclopedia

"I'm dead inside"

~ Sean Hannity on Uncyclopedia

"I'm going to fucking bury that gu-ah fuck it. This was funny the first five thousand fucking times. I'm going home."

~ Steve Ballmer on Uncyclopedia

"Superfluous quotes invariably result in comedic gold!"

~ Sir Isaac Newton on Uncyclopedia

"CHUCK NORRIS!!!!111!!"

~ Chuck Norris on Uncyclopedia

"That's almost worth the calories burned in moving my eyes across that window Trill tearlaugh.png"

~ Damo on Uncyclopedia

"YOU'VE UNLEASHED THE FUCKING FURY!"

~ Yngwie Malmsteen

"Fuck you, i'm going to join Uncylopedia"

~ Weatherman on being butthurt

"I hardly go there anyway. I'm more of a fan of Uncyclopedia, 'cause at least THEY don't cruelly mock people!"

~Rockosocko on being butthurt
What a bunch of maniacs!

A long time ago. Like, maybe around 1337 (lolmg!) CE, someone. Wait.

It was Mr. T. Yeah, Mr. T, he got some ninjas together, they were his homies. Anyways, the ninjas were totally hardcore gangstas from Mars who fought for justice across the universe. They formed a coalition called the ninja coalition of awesome judgment and justice, or the NCAJJ for short. Anyway, these guys were totally hardcore. Until Robot Jesus came along and started a reign of terror on the land!!! Chuck Norris.


Wikimarkup? Wikimarkup? With the wiki and the markup? Why back in my day we didn't have any of that kind ofOH LOOK A RANDOM, UNRELATED IMAGE DEP2.jpg LOLOLOLOLOL, but seriously jesus is our lord and savior HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS.


Now where was I? Oh yeah! Robot Jesus had this gun that could fire crocodiles that burst into flames, which were radioactive and a nightmare to keep clean. In an alliance with the Zombie Pope, Robot Jesus enslave the Earth, under the alias of L. Ron Hubbard, who was a robot. Anyway, Jesus and Zombie Pope used microwaves to hypnotise everyone into thinking that the world was actually only 12 years old, and that every twelve years, it destroyed itself and restarted from scratch.

Funny story. World War II didn't happen at all. It was all a mass LSD hallucination because the Zombie Pope lost a shipment of his magic happy muffins which collided with the sun, showering the populace in its hallucinogenic goodness, and Hitler was a really nice guy!

This old lady holds the key!!

Anyway, Zombie Jesus. Or was that Robot Jesus. I forget. Anyway, they were totally doing all this crazy shit until Mr. T's band of elite ninjas showed up. The ninjas fused with Mr. T, and together they became Godzilla Buddha, whose powers caused Jesus and the Pope to soil themselves. Wittgenstein would later describe the entire affair as "an unpleasant misappropriation of justice."

And the rest, as they say, is history.

That is how Uncyclopedia came into being.


Contents

DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK

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For those without dramatic tastes, the so-called experts at Uncyclopedia have an article about themselves

Uncyclopedia on ED

And Uncyclopedia says ED is all about Jew/Nigra jokes. Pot calling the kettle dirty arse?

Encyclopedia Daemonica on Uncyclopedia

I HATE UNCYCLOPEDIA! I HATE UNCYCLOPEDIA! I HATE UNCYCLOPEDIA! I HAET UNCYCLOPEDIA! I HATE UNCYCLOPEDIA! HATEY HATEY HATE HATE HATE!!!!! UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A BUNCH OF POOPY!!!!

~ Encyclopedia Daemonica

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING EVAR

ALL YOUR BASE! AAAAAAA!:
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Just hanging at unencyclopediadia

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(Note from ED: Contrary to popular belief, every Uncyclopedia article is like this.)


NO CYBERBULLYING!!!

<Lollipop> That was in my userspace

  • Lyrithya blows a kiss

<Lyrithya> Oh, that?

<Lollipop> I moved the vanity to my userspace.

<Lyrithya> Mon, we don't keep cyberbullying. >.<

<Lollipop> Lyrithya: See more http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Lollipop/Vanity_Archives

<Lyrithya> I don't know why you want to keep vanity at all, but please don't keep cyberbullying, plain and simple.

<Lollipop> Roman Dog Bird gave the OK to have an archive of that.

<Lollipop> I asked him, he found it funny.

<Lollipop> As long as it's in my userspace, it can stay.

<Lollipop> Also, you suck.

<Lyrithya> Not if it's cyberbullying. We don allow that anywhere.

<Lyrithya> don't*

<Lollipop> You suck.

<Lyrithya> That's lovely, but no cyberbullying.

<Lollipop> I agree, but my userspace is a free and happy place where many archives rest alas.

<Lyrithya> But not cyberbullying.


ED'S opinion: Not sure if joking, or just being retarded. We wouldn't want to offend the little kids who use the site, would we?

UnSuccessfulLulzopedia's Honest Opinion on Encyclopedia Dramatica

This is just some funny excerpts from Uncyclopedia's Article on Youtube. Why does UnCyclopedia's Insightful Opinion matter to us ?! Well that's because Uncyclopedians have yet found another exploitable way make fun of us in the most unbiased, funny and factual ways on their Youtube article! Now let the successful pwnage begin!

Why Uncyclopedians Don't Write Articles About "Important" Youtube Users

Sadly, the users of Uncyclopedia have no inclination to post pointless articles detailing the most minute "facts" (aka drama and lulz) about various Internet celebrities who mostly suffer from Unwarranted Self Importance syndrome. NOTE: Some of the failed link words in this short paragraph will never get articles written about them on Uncyclopedia mainly because words like Unwarranted Self-Importance already have well-written and lulzy articles about them on the epically unfunny twin of Uncyclopedia (who's forbidden, blasphemous name will not be mentioned here like how Voldemort should not be mentioned in Hairy Potters). Anyway, Uncyclopedia doesn't have long girthy articles written about over 9000 different basement-dwelling Youtubers mainly because Uncyclopedians have more of a life outside the Internet than the editors of UnfunnySickoPedia (note its official nickname is SURPRISINGLY NOT ACTUALLY UnfunnySickoPEDOpedia mainly because that Wiki obviously doesn't promote pedophilia!)! Actually that might not be completely accurate because we Uncyclopedians just have a better sense of humour than UnfunnySickoPedians! Also, we are generally just better time wasters than them as we waste our basement-dwelling lives writing articles that are actually funny or relevant to a broader audience (broader audience refers to people outside the 4chan and anonymous niche who like to milk or troll lulz out of overly narcisstic, butthurt Youtubers like theAmazingAtheist)!

As a conclusion, STOP WASTING YOUR PRECIOUS TIME READING THIS PARAGRAPH OR BETTER YET THIS ENTIRE ARTICLE!!! START SPENDING YOUR SPARE TIME ON "PRODUCTIVE" THINGS like going on Redtuebs or something doing your homework BUT NEVER EVER GO ON UNCYCLOPEDIA'S EVIL TWIN, ARCH NEMESIS SITE EVER! CAP LOCK RAGE QUIT FOR THIS BASEMENT dwelling author who's lamenting at the fact he or she lacks so much of a life that he or she has to write an article on one of the most inane Wikis in existence! Well at least Uncyclopedia is still obviously more meaningful and funnier than Wikis about let`s say DBZ! Of course, even Wikis on unlulzy, uninteresting non-fictional stories like DBZ still tend to be funnier and more meaningful than UnfunnySickoPedia!

Summarizing Why Uncyclopedians Don`t Make Youtube Celebrity Articles!!! :-)

Hahahaha, if you actually read the above long, tl;dr paragraph, then you wasted more of your precious time that could been spent on more productive things than finding lulz on the Internet! Then again, why did I waste my "precious" time writing all that in the first place! Anyways, the reason we don`t write articles about Youtube "celebrities" is because Youtube is not IRL. And obviously anything that belongs to the category of IRL is much more important than OL stuff. So IRL celebrities (like Satan, God, Allah, Batman, and Santa Claus)>>> Youtube celebrities ( top tier Youtube partner like Shane Dawsun who only makes six-digit figures from ad revenue!) in terms of importance. That`s because obviously only focus on the most or more important things! Oh I almost forgot to mention this: don't cry about not being allowed to write about your "favorite" Youtubers on Uncyclopedia, you EDiots! And don't even TRY TO copypasta UnFunnySickoPedia (UFSP) Youtube user articles onto our site's precious bandswidth! We just don't care about your UFSP lulz so don't dump it on here!


^^^^^^^ Hopefully you found the above satire funny, truthful, and insightful....hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmh?! That's up to you to decide

Wikia forking

On January 5th 2013, Uncyclopedia forked from their previous hosts at Wikia to be hosted independently. UncycloWikia can still be found being used by spambots, Vandals and users too butthurt at the site's administration to move over. The forking produced much drama as a result of unfounded love for their previous hosts, a belief that the new leaders of the site would keep all donations to keep the site running for themselves and a belief that the move was conducted in a top secret room despite details of the move being plastered all over the site's IRC channel months before the move actually took place.

The move took place as a result of Wikia placing a content warning to ward off 13 year old boys who might get Offended by Uncyclopedia's content, and forced censorship. This content warning was directly reducing the site's traffic and Wikia had begun deleting all their boobie pix in case some 40 year old Soccer moms got butthurt and also to directly please their advertisers by showing Wikia was a family friendly site.

More drama resulted from a vote for new sysops on UncycloWikia, when some users from the new site returned to UncycloWikia to vote for a user they had banned from the new site for sysop on UncycloWikia rather than welcome him back to the new site. The voting page was locked to allow sysops only to vote or comment on votes, and the talk page of the voting page had to be archived because it got too long as a result. Meanwhile, at the new site, work continues to remove links to UncycloWikia from old forums and userspace. It is expected that mentions of the old site at wikia, and especially any links to it, will soon be censored at the new site, in order to prove that the new site is better.

Unfortunately the old site isn't better; now since all the coherent users had moved to the fork, the only users who remain in the old site are the worst of bureaucratic fucks that are ever conceived into the wiki, comparable to MONGO and SlimVirgin in terms of fucktardery. Because of their disadvantage at inability to recruit new users, they attempted to make themselves feel more superior by deleting every single in-joke on site while implementing high-standard humor and forcing everybody to write in their style. In reality, nobody gets entertained by their "expert comedy" aside of themselves, which makes them look like a Concerned Mother who is still learning how to entertain with humor. It is spectaculated that Uncyclowikia will become a bigger pool of Anti-Lulz than ever.

TL;DR: Both sites sucked.

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