The Great Black Dick Hoax
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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The Great Black Dick Hoax is one of the most elaborate and massive scams in the history of mankind. Those spreading the myth claim that black people have the biggest dicks around and are therefore better than your average white man. As we, the good editors at Encyclopedia Dramatica will establish, this is complete bullshit.
This is also true of Asians having tiny dicks, however, it is a fact that azns DO have tiny dicks, which explains how that myth came into being; and if an Asian leaves his natural habitat, they become azns, perpetuating the myth and minimizing the actual impact of it. Weeaboos are told by their Asian cumdumpsters, for the lulz, that all the Asian men she's fucked (the number of which is over 9000) had a smaller dick than theirs. (which is a complete lie,
since weeaboos have minuscule penises since weeaboos don't get laid) Many Asian men have tiny dicks anyway, however, in the same way that many of any race do.
Greatest Hoax Ever?
This is one of the greatest hoaxes of our time. The idea that black people have huge dicks is so widely believed that it out-ranks religion in our increasingly atheistic world. It also shows no signs of slowing down, being spread by MTV and other pop culture outlets, it has left a lasting scar on the American conscience and has been mistakenly established as fact.
The Perfect Scam
Those who circulate this rumor are surprisingly crafty about this entire scam, displaying a level of animalistic cunning. They realize that they are a small enough minority that only the filthiest slut or the most experienced prostitute could possibly fuck enough niggers to get an accurate sense the actual size of the black person dick. This means that the dicks depicted in the fake pornography detailed in Exhibit A provide the most common object of reference for whites' perceptions of this hoax, allowing any black person to claim to have the biggest dick in town and fuck any trailer trash jailbait slut he wants to. Some argue that this is just retards who don't know that small differences in the mean manifest as large differences at the tails.
The only evidence cited is pornography that only faggots buy because the dicks usually take up the entire fucking screen. But as you can see from Exhibit A, these seemingly massive members are just fake dicks made from some unidentified material.
Porn is no different from any other style film done by professionals. It;s all smoke and mirrors. Truth be told, there are no such things as 14 or 18 inch penises. Anything in porn larger than a 9 inch is almost guaranteed to be a fake. Porn producers use camera editing, tricks, special lenses and special filters, small petite women, and in some cases prosthetic penises all for satisfying western obsession with big cocks. Don't buy it? You don't have to Criss Strokes is living proof of it. A man with an average 6 inch penis but by casting him with tiny porn girls and using striking camera angles they make you believe his dick is 12 inches. Behold the magic of porn.
No black male porn actor has ever honestly measured their penis on camera, only fake measurements exist. The biggest real dick confirmed in mainstream pornography belongs to a white man Danny D (Matt Hughes) who was measured 8.5 inches bonepressed by Tanya Tate. 
Furthermore, if blacks had as huge dicks as they claim to have, then they would end up killing the women they rape, guro-style. If they really did have huge six foot long dicks, there would be nobody to testify against them for rape because they would be nothing but womanpaste smeared all over a cock. This would mean the percentage of blacks in jail would be lower than 80% because nobody would ever learn of or know about the rape- because they'd be dead. But the percentage is still high, proving this to be a hoax and nothing more. QED.
The other evidence niggers like to use is "Penis size" surveys. What their incredibly small brains never seem to comprehend is there are very few actual real studies on penis size. The various Maps and surveys on Google all consist of data that has been self reported rendering it unreliable. An actual study was taken out in Nigeria by The Nnamdi Azikiwe University Teaching Hospital. They found the average erect Nigerian penis to b 5.3 inches, the European Average on the other hand is 5.7 Inches. An other african country with a low penis size is Ethiopia with an average size of only 5.3 inches. And the average penis sizes of two other african countreys Somalia (average size: 5.5 inches) and Eritrea (average size: 5.6) are below the european average.
Iceland (6.5) http://imgur.com/U5HKBAW
Italy (4.9) over 3,330 Italians measured by medical personel http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11223678?dopt=Abstract
Nigerians (5.3) http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17191423?dopt=AbstractPlus
Greeks (4.8) http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/12350491
Iranians (4.5) http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17151695?dopt=Abstract
Yes while Blacks are substantially larger than Southern Europeans & Latins that doesn't really count because Latins aren't really white to begin with. They're Arabs and Turks posing as whites which is why they all have equal averages to most of the Arab world.
Beyond the statistics posted not many real statistics exist. Most so called statistics of Latin America, Africa, and any other country or region portrayed as being over 6.2 to 7 inch averages were based on Self-Reportage. Targetmap "World Penis Size" being the most cited one. Not one credible source to back up the claims of the map. The guy behind it used random colleges and medical institutes as sources even applying fake doctor names and fake dates on the studies but a quick search reveals that there are no sources on penis size from any of these cited locations meaning the creator of the map pulled the statistics straight from his ass. This data even went so far to make it on various credible sites despite it not having any actual sources. Behold the power of the internet. Another argument against this kind of statistics is the fact, that the "scientists" who make this studies ignore the ethnic composition of the population of a state. An example is Australia, this country has a low average penis size, but only because of the Immigrants from Eastern and Southeastern Asia.
The biggest penis in the world belongs to a white man Jonah Falcon, he has been properly measured at 8.5 inches flaccid and he claims to be 13.5 inches erect. The flaccid measurement was confirmed in a documentary  (see 21.02) for the measurement. The documentary also features other hung white men but a hilarious fraudulent black male porn star Omar Williams who claimed to be 11 inches. Williams' monkey penis was never measured but has been featured in a porn scene with the mega hung white male (see in the gallery there is picture of Danny D) pornstar Danny D who was bigger than him.  This is empirical proof black male porn stars lie about their dick size. Truth is as we all know black men are very ugly ape looking, women are not attracted to them so all they can resort to is lies about their dongs.
Videos of small-dicked Black guys
Videos of hung White guys
When all else fails Black people like to use the monster cocks of porn as proof of "big black dick". What they seem incapable of understanding is that these monster cocks only represent 1% of the world's population. The black males in porn are there for one reason and one reason only to satisfy the sick fucks with big black dick fetishes. Its a niche genre, its watchers want to see small women pounded by oversized black men. They only hire massive black guys. There would be no point in hiring a small to average black male for a genre catered to those with fetishes for massive black cocks. The only problem with blacks using massive cocks in porn as proof for big black dicks, oversized cocks are not exclusive to black males, hundreds upon hundreds of Whites can be found with them.
- Big Scandinavian Cocks
- Big German Cocks
- Big European Cocks
- Big White Cocks
- Hung White Dudes
- Monsters of the Cock
- White Cock Supreme
White men bigger than Mandingo
The average black man off the street is no bigger than 5 inches and the only evidence they can cite for "massive" black dicks is the porn actor Mandingo. They have turned Mandingo into their "God" and usually troll internet forums worshipping the man and claiming nobody on the earth is bigger than him. However, Mandingo has never been measured and is a very small guy (no bigger than 5ft 6). The porn industry utilises every trick in the book to make his dick look bigger than it actually is (fisheye lens, camera angles, video editing, tiny women). Most sane people have worked out he is no bigger than 9 inches erect yet pornography being a billion dollar industry with Jewish directors such as Jules Jordan with an agenda for perverted interracial porn like to feed the big dick fantasy by claiming he is 14. In reality there are no 14 inch dicks but there are white guys out there bigger than the ape face midget Mandingo.
The following is just an example of some of the white men out there who are the same size or bigger than Mandingo:
- Ten of the biggest dicks in the world all white
- Video of Bigdicknickb
- Photos of Bigdicknickb
- Video of Dominatemesm
- Photos of Hornyuklad
- Video of Kevinhunguk
- Photos of Kevinhunguk
- Photos of Mr Bang
- Video of Pirapus
- Photos of Pirapus
- Photos of Swedish Horse
- Video of Swedish Horse
- Photos of Quercusone
- Video of Quercusone
- Retro photos of white men bigger than Mandingo
- Interview with Jonah Falcon biggest dick in the world
- Unknown monster white cock
- Video of Quantum Boy
- Black people realized that they never contributed anything to the advancement of mankind so nobody was respecting them (obviously, nothing commands more respect than a man with a dick twice as big as those of other men)
- To get all the pussy they can handle and more.
- Because no one would believe they have bigger brains.
- White men- suffering under the liberal guilt delusion that black people are equal but get disgusted when a normal interracial couple shows themselves in public without being in the circus tent where they belong- feel it's best to frighten other white people by introducing that black men are freaks of nature. So get a black person, put a huge cock on him, and pair him up with an innocent, lily-white piece of purity, and you got yourself some racist fap material. Perfect for self-hating Whites the world over.
- Having nothing to offer white women in the way of having a job, upward mobility, sophistication or intellectual equality - they had to come up with this hoax to get a white woman to sleep with them out of sheer curiosity to see if the rumor was true.
- Black people realized that they had no chances of competing with Whites look wise (I mean c'mon all blacks look like obese monkey clones compared to White people). They decided the only way they could get the one up on Whites is by claiming their cocks are bigger.
The reaction from black people
Naturally when coming upon this page the average nigger is utterly outraged that white people have uncovered their greatest secret. Such was the case of a user called BiggerThanUrs on old ED. In case his username did not give it away, BiggerThanUrs had a clear case of penis envy.
What could have been a very funny revision of this page was sadly killed by the fact BiggerThanUrs had a deep obsession with other black mens penis, and showed it by making his version of the page into a display of faggotry that could easily compete with Exhibits A-D.
Causing much angst with the average black person, azns, who are pretty much slant eyed Jews with Yellow skin, still won't CONSENSUALLY fuck a black person no matter how big a dick they say they have. Many lulz worthy events have black people calling azns racist because, by their logic, anyone that doesn't want to fuck a Monkey Jawed Neanderthal that held them up 3 nights ago at their family owned laundromat is obviously a nigger hating racist.
Like Jews, azns follow the Sammy Davis Jr. rule. If you're a nigger with a large bank account - they'll give it up but, more often then not, azns view niggers the same way as they view 16 year old, basement dwelling weeaboos with a hard on only for azn pussy and wouldn't fuck them or a nigger with your Mama's own cunt.
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