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The Great Black Dick Hoax is one of the most elaborate and massive scams in the history of mankind. Those spreading the myth claim that black people have the biggest dicks of all men and are much larger than white man. Like the myth of black "culture" this is complete bullshit.

The myth is similar to the legend that Asians have tiny dicks, however, it is a fact that azns DO have tiny dicks; no amount of Jewish brainwashing can change that. Weeaboos are told by their Asian cumdumpsters that their dick is so much bigger than all the other Asian men she's fucked so he doesn't an hero (100% false since weeaboos have minuscule penises since weeaboos don't get laid). Because of such lies azns ignore the legend whereas Black people embrace and spread their myth.

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Greatest Hoax Ever?

Look at her face--she's trying to tell you.
Exhibit A: Porn often lies, a lot...
Actual black penis compared to white penises.
Unlike the holocaust this massive Jewish dick is not a myth.
Average Flaccid Black Dick. No larger than any other race.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Black men envy the big white cock.


This is one of the greatest hoaxes of our time. The idea that black people have huge dicks is so widely believed that it out-ranks religion in our increasingly atheistic world. It also shows no signs of slowing down, being spread by MTV and other pop culture outlets, it has left a lasting scar on the American conscience and has been mistakenly established as fact.

The Perfect Scam

Those who circulate this rumor are surprisingly crafty about this entire scam, displaying a level of animalistic cunning. They realize that they are a small enough minority that only the filthiest slut or the most experienced prostitute could possibly fuck enough niggers to get an accurate sense the actual size of black penises. Because any upstanding white woman who fucks a nigger is so ashamed she won't admit it black people are never exposed and continue to claim to have the biggest dick in town and fuck any trailer trash jailbait slut they want to. Some argue that this is just retards who don't know that small differences in the mean manifest as large differences at the tails.


Reasons Why

Women prefer big white ones.

You might ask yourself: "Why would a seemingly perfectly friendly black person be involved in such an elaborate scam?" The reasons are numerous, but these prevail:

  1. Black people realized that they never contributed anything to the advancement of mankind so nobody was respecting them (obviously, nothing commands more respect than a man with a dick twice as big as those of other men)
  2. To get all the pussy they can handle and more.
  3. Because no one would believe they have bigger brains.
  4. White men- White liberals being crushed by liberal guilt think spreading the lie that blacks are bigger than them is effective affirmative action. How could they masturbate without self-hating cuckold porn like the blubbering vaginas they are?
  5. Having nothing to offer white women in the way of having a job, upward mobility, sophistication or intellectual equality - they had to come up with this hoax to get a white woman to sleep with them out of sheer curiosity to see if the rumor was true.
  6. Black people realized that they had no chances of competing with Whites look wise (I mean c'mon all blacks look like obese monkey clones compared to White people). They decided the only way they could get the one up on Whites is by claiming their cocks are bigger.

The reaction from black people

 
 
Pasty racist fucks all over have exaggerated the whole big dick thing into “black men have GINORMOUS six-foot long dicks.” They claim that black claim this, but they’re wrong and that shit is stupid because no men of ANY race has ginormous six-foot long dicks. The fact is simply that the average black dick size is bigger than the average white dick size, PLAIN AND SIMPLE, and if the pasty white asshole eaters don’t like it then TOO FUCKING BAD, because that’s just the way it is. They’d be better off getting the fuck over it and getting on with their lives, but instead they dwell on black men and their dicks. Good grief.
 

 

—Charlie Brown

Naturally when coming upon this page the average nigger is utterly outraged that white people have uncovered their greatest secret. Such was the case of a user called BiggerThanUrs on old ED. In case his username did not give it away, BiggerThanUrs had a clear case of penis envy.

What could have been a very funny revision of this page was sadly killed by the fact BiggerThanUrs had a deep obsession with other black mens penis, and showed it by making his version of the page into a display of faggotry that could easily compete with Exhibits A-D.


Evidence

The only evidence cited is pornography that only faggots buy because the dicks usually take up the entire fucking screen. But as you can see from Exhibit A, these seemingly massive members are just fake dicks made from some unidentified material. It's all smoke and mirrors. Truth be told, there are no such things as 14 or 18 inch penises. Anything in porn larger than a 9 inch is almost guaranteed to be a fake. Porn producers use camera editing, tricks, special lenses and special filters, small petite women, and in some cases prosthetic penises all for satisfying western obsession with big cocks. Don't buy it? You don't have to Criss Strokes is living proof of it. A man with an average 6 inch penis but by casting him with tiny porn girls and using striking camera angles they make you believe his dick is 12 inches. Behold the magic of porn.

No black male porn actor has ever honestly measured their penis on camera, only fake measurements exist. The biggest real dick confirmed in mainstream pornography belongs to a white man Danny D (Matt Hughes) who was measured 8.5 inches bonepressed by Tanya Tate. [1]

When all else fails Black people like to use the monster cocks of porn as proof of "big black dick". The black males in porn are there for one reason and one reason only; to satisfy the sick fucks with big black dick fetishes. Its a niche genre, its watchers want to see small women pounded by oversized black men like the sick fucks that like horse porn. They only hire the biggest beast niggers and even then they need fake penises to be big.

Furthermore, if blacks had as huge dicks as they claim to have, then they would end up killing the women they rape, guro-style. If they really did have huge six foot long dicks, there would be nobody to testify against them for rape because they would be nothing but womanpaste smeared all over a cock. This would mean the percentage of blacks in jail would be lower than 80% because nobody would ever learn of or know about the rape- because they'd be dead. But the percentage is still high, proving this to be a hoax and nothing more. QED.

The other evidence niggers like to use is "Penis size" surveys. Despite blacks inability to do basic maths they lie about their penis size in these studies because they can overcome any hardship when it comes to deceiving and lying to the white race.

A documentary [2] (see 21.02) features a hilarious fraudulent black male porn star Omar Williams who claimed to be 11 inches. Williams' monkey penis was never measured but has been featured in a porn scene with the mega hung white male (see in the gallery there is picture of Danny D) pornstar Danny D who was bigger than him. [3] This is empirical proof black male porn stars lie about their dick size. Truth is as we all know black men are very ugly ape looking, women are not attracted to them so all they can resort to is lies about their dongs.

Related Hoaxes

There are other penis size hoaxes such as The Great Italian Dick Hoax. Throughout Europe Italians are rumoured to have big Italian dicks but this is no surprise since they share most of their DNA with the Africans who sneak into their country past their greasy border patrol in banana boats. It is theorised the minority white DNA in the Italian race allowed them to spread the rumour about big black dicks, and in turn the big Italian dicks. How else could these fat, greasy, hairy beings fit into their little speedos if it wasn't for their tiny black cocks?

Non Believers

Causing much angst with the average black person, azns, who are pretty much slant eyed Jews with Yellow skin, still won't CONSENSUALLY fuck a black person no matter how big a dick they say they have. Many lulz worthy events have black people calling azns racist because, by their logic, anyone that doesn't want to fuck a Monkey Jawed Neanderthal that held them up 3 nights ago at their family owned laundromat is obviously a nigger hating racist.

Like Jews, azns follow the Sammy Davis Jr. rule. If you're a nigger with a large bank account - they'll give it up but, more often then not, azns view niggers the same way as they view 16 year old, basement dwelling weeaboos with a hard on only for azn pussy and wouldn't fuck them or a nigger with your Mama's own cunt.

Even now, President Obama cries himself to sleep every night because, even after becoming president, he still can't get an azn outside of a massage parlor to touch his dick.



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