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Not to be confused with Star Blade.
|This user was willing to die for the lulz... and did.|
Starblade (Powerword: Mathew Finnigan - May 12, 1984 to September 22, 2010) was a 26 year old American male LJ user who believed that HE was a female dragon. He suffered from Asperger's Syndrome and was schizophrenic, having no ability to differentiate between reality and fiction. He was also a voraphile, pregnophile, otherkin, furry, and plushie lover, and drew terrible fan art which he posted on Elfwood. Like many insane gay furries, Starblade was also an Objectivist. And he was into defiling video games by placing them in his
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Originally from a voraphile chat, Starblade soon spread like a pandemic disease to a MUD called Alfandria, where he indulged his many fetishes and garnered at least 100 eBoyfriends, all of which he promptly lost in a matter of months because he refused to stop obsessing over Palshife. His manipulative behavior and constant whining about Palshife earned him a public stoning, whereupon he fled on the waaambulance from Alfandria with his astral tail tucked between his legs.
Starblade became affiliated with the online (IRC, Forums etc) Draconic community in the first half of 2002, who attempted to gain a foothold in the IRC created project known as Dracogenesis, which contained a collection of computer programmers, who wanted to create a retrovirus that was designed to turn them all into dragons. His only contribution to either the project itself or the Draconic community has appeared to be nothing more than foolish, depressing role-play that ended in unnecessary drama, and his departure from that community.
The Journal Years
—Starblade Riven Darksquall
When Aspies Go Missing
After making a series of mysterious and cryptic posts in May of 2004, he disappeared. Many speculated as to what happened to Starbles. Some believed he was arrested, others believed he was committed for his dragon fantasies and his obsessive eStalking of Palshife, while still others believed he was dead. It was agreed upon, however, that he could not have possibly have left the Internets of his own volition.
It was discovered that he paid someone who he thought was Palshife to come from Ohio to have anal sex with him; it turned out to be another pregnovorazoophile friend of his. His promise to "leave the Internet" was enforced by a cruel dominatrix master.
A few months later, Starbles re-appeared as ZeroYellowYoshi, and later still as Starbles. This can be expected to change on a monthly basis as people ferret him out. Currently he has a friends only journal, but occasionally makes public postings. None of them are very interesting and still contain his unique stream of consciousness style of writing.
Going on strike against the internet for not appreciating his hot dragon bod.
Starbles' attempt to become An Hero is thwarted.
Starblade was stabbed once in the chest by his aspie buddy "James Torrey Hill" in September of 2010. The dragon slayer was arrested at the scene for attempted murder but the charge was later upgraded to murder when Starblade died a few hours after he arrived at the hospital via dongcopter.
James Torrey Hill, who frequently fantasized about violence before the stabbing, has pled not guilty by reason of insanity, but still has not been convicted. A college student writing an article on the murder was able to contact him and went to Monterey County Jail to see him in person. The article is here and contains interviews from Torrey, as well as Starblade's parents, whose address was found by the journalist on this very page.
AIM: Starblade Enkai
- MSN: [email protected]
- ICQ: 266493200
- YIM: Starblade_Enkai
Starblade is too DEAD to answer IMs anymore.
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