From Encyclopedia Dramatica
A science pirate is someone who breaks the laws of physics and tries to become a rape and pillager, while trying to cure The AIDS and cancer at the same time (Basically, while fucking a bitch from behind, he injects the cure for AIDS, because he spreads it like the mother fucking Plague). #ED finally heard of this God-like class on January 25, 2007 when a man named Demethos walked into #ED, demanding that Science and Pirates be changed, because he was a Scientist and a Pirate. Lulz ensued when others chimed in, finding out about their all mighty skills in life, such as being able to wield the very Anti-Irish Potato Cannon they can make themselves (poor fucking potatoes). The casual dress of the Science Pirate is unknown as of yet, because it's hard to imagine a pirate wearing a lab coat with half of a goggle on him with that side pained all black...wait...THAT'S WHAT THEY DO WEAR!
- Can dual wield Bows and Two Handed Swords (Even the Three Handed Axe!).
- Can even use Potato Cannons!
- Have +13 in Piratonomy.
- Have +6 to rape skill.
- They work at Merck.
- Can fuck dogs to regain HP
- can make goatse's asshole split
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