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Power Rangers is a show that everyone used to watch at least for two years of their life, but will never admit to doing so. First aired on Fox in 1993 when you where still hoping to get a Sega for Christmas(assuming you were alive then,) the show has had 19 seasons give or take, two movies and over 700 episodes, though noone seems to know why. The show itself is based mainly on a jap show know as Super Sentai. It can pretty much be summed up as Sailor Moon + Voltron + Crap = Power Rangers.
Every Single Episode
- Power Rangers as normal faggots
- Introduce life lesson to be learned
- Fight those gray clay dudes (win)
- See monster and morph into Power Rangers
- Fight monster and lose because it's too early
- Wrestle with issues for 10 minutes before coming to conclusion that could have been reached in 10 seconds
- Fight with monster again and seemingly win
- The monster becomes giant
- Power Rangers summon giant robot
- Fight the giant monster and destroy half the city then cut it in half with a power sword attack
- Power Rangers as normal faggots and talk about what they learned
The Power Rangers
The Original Power Rangers
The Original Power Rangers were well-known for being a clusterfuck of lulzy racist sterotypes, though noone seemed to care. Supporters of the show said it was to keep kids from being confused, but we all know it was to teach them the truth.
- Nigger Ranger Zack: Portrayed by black person whose suit was also black. Is good at hip-hop dancing, and incorporates it into fighting. Wow. Also, he has the only weapon that turns into a gun.
- Yellow Ranger Trini: Portrayed by an Asian woman (coincidence?). Known as "The Other Girl". Died in a car accident in 2001 that was arranged by FOX executives as a not-too-subtle apology for featuring so many revolting minorities on a kids' show. She was cremated and fed to Zordon, because anything from Asia is an aphrodisiac once it's turned into powder.
- Red Ranger Jason: Your typical jock normalfag. Was a karate master and outdoor sports fan IRL at time of filming. He somehow became a fatass after quitting.
- Blue Ranger Billy Bob: Only one with half a brain. Closet Homosexual and supernerd.
- Pink Ranger Kimberly: The most confusing ranger of all. Always confused the group by not being in the kitchen, though the more astute fans were clever enough to realize that this is because she has a penis. Also a hottie.
- Green Ranger Tommy: Only present to meet the spic quota (are you starting to get the subliminal message yet?). Had a sweet ponytail and betrayed the other guys about a thousand times, but they always let him come back because... well... who else was going to mow their lawns?
- White Ranger "Same guy as above": a faggot that all the weaboo fangirls love; was the Green guy at first. Rapes the red guy and steals his leadership position.
- Zordon - A giant face that gives orders. Later on we find out he just an old man in a bag. Also a Racist, probably due to the fact that he's like 8-million-years-old.
- Alpha- Zordon's gay little bitch robot. Gayer then C-3P0 and the blue ranger combined. Had a nipple-shaped head and ran around saying homo things. His catch phrase was "Ai-yi-yi-yi-yi."
- Lord Zedd Zed The main bad guy. Had his skin inside-out and wore a silver thong. He also wore an S&M mask with a penis on top of it.
- Rita Repulsa the original bad guy despite having a vagina and a really annoying voice, replaced by Zedd, but fans complained, so she later came back and lost her virginity to Zedd.
It has moar series' and spin-off's than Menudo has members. It's not like anyone cared after the original pink slut ranger left, anyway. Except the 16 year old Green/Pink Ranger shippers, of course - seriously, over 9,000% of all fanfiction from this series is about Green and Pink being emo over each other for breaking up between the original series and Zeo.
List of Power Rangers series
- Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
- Season Two where they replace the Black guy with a Korean, the Asian girl with a black girl, and the Red dude with a beaner. Cause the original Red was like "I want a raise", so he got fired, and the black guy was like "Ah hell no boy, if he goes I go" and he got fired too, and they fired the Asian girl cause they felt like it.
- Season Three where they become KKK Ninjas and get an Australian whore.
- Alien Rangers, cause 40 Year old fanfic writers made the Rangers AR and wanted some alien pussy.
- Power Rangers Zeo, where they replace Animals for shapes so they can reverse what the fanfic writers did. Former Red guy comes back as Gold guy to try to take revenge on the White guy turned new Red guy for his sodomized buttcheeks. Former Red guy fails, loses his powers, and gets fondled by King Mondo.
- Voicelugger 
- CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRANGER, more AP in this one.
- Power Rangers in Space. Dark Spectre caused 9/11 SPOILERS ANDROS KILLS ZORDON!
- Power Rangers get Lost in Space, more specifically a Galaxy. Jihad Stingwingers cause 9/11 and it's up to the Rangers in a big floating root beer barrel and the sexy dominatrix Pink Ranger Karone to save the universe.
- Power Rangers Lightspeed Rescue, where they use the same races for each color as the previous serious and have a voyeur Red Ranger. Also includes a faggot Titanium Man that was in only 5 episodes and said he did all the work.
- Power Rangers DragonForce, Herman Li plays a revived Rita Repulsa.
- Power Rangers Fuck up our Time Line, includes multiple Asians. In a twist of fate, 9/11 caused cut scenes!
- Power Rangers Hippie Force, where an abridged version of "Never Gonna Give You Up" is the catchphrase. Had a crossover with over 9,000 Red Rangers who all gang-raped the Big Bad Beetleborgs. The first show made by Disney.
- Ninja Power Rangers, includes several wapanese, also includes an Asian that acts white. Plus, their leader is a talking hamster!
- Power Rangers Dino Thunder, cause they ran out of ideas, HOLY SHIT TOMMY COMES BACK AS THE BLACK RANGER!
- Power Rangers STD, where the Green Ranger says Buttery and everyone thinks its funny. Includes multiple furry encounters (FYI, their boss is that dog guy in the picture and his assistant is a catgirl), its shit like this that turns kids into furries when they grow up.
- Power Rangers Harry Potter Force, Kumar makes a appearance as the Red Ranger, both his parents are white people.
- Power Rangers Construction Crew, where they bring back 5 of the older guys for an orgy (thus firing the new guys), and they have a Black Black Ranger that raps. Asian Ranger has small penis, the new nigger ranger acknowledges this. Nigger Ranger currently owns a Ranger Cast hugbox where you can worship Power Rangers actors.
- Power Rangers Jungle Furry, 2008 series. Oh shit Furry's have invaded Power Rangers. The Japanese version was called JewFurry Sentai GekiFurryJew Rangers and had a bunch of Furry Martial art masters. Now in Jungle Furry, it's a bunch of Furry Ranger Martial Art masters passing on their furry to a white kung fu master that owns a Pizza shop. And he passes on the Furry down to young Rangers and they spread the Furry to the little kids....dear God. Luckily, Riki is going to come down and beat the shit out of those Furries.
- Power Rangers RPM, where the world is taken over by a computer virus. The rangers are composed of a blue ranger that speaks in Woll smoth, a black ranger who is a cyborg with amnesia that gets more character development than all the other rangers combined, and the worst special rangers ever. Oh yeah. And the Black and Green rangers are lovers.
- Mighty Morphin Rerun Rangers, After Disney said fuck you to Toei they decided to start showing reruns of the first season with shitty effects, based on the special edition of "The Warriors" and the live-action Batman show. Disney then lost the rights to Power Rangers.
- Power Rangers Samurai...Just Samurai, Saban got back the rights because he thought Disney didn't exploit it properly. It's a carbon copy of Shinkenger, the rangers sound like they where reading a script, the monsters talk in puns, the rangers wear different costumes while in the cock-pit and Bulk is back but not Skull. Cole, the homo-repressed red ranger from Wild Force played a bad guy. Still better than Overdrive though.
- Power Rangers Super Samurai, Because they're money grubbing whores, Saban and Nickelodeon took the last half of Shinkenger, and adapted it into it's own season. Actors were better, but perv fanboys still wanted to fuck the pink and yellow rangers to kingdom come.
- Power Rangers Megaforce (We're running out of names), 20th Season. When it started, fanboys said "ZOMG!!!!! wHy dIdN't SaBaN uSe tEh GoKaIgEr FoOtAGe!!!!1111 GoSeIgEr iZ tEh sUxXorZ!!!!!!!!!111111111." When the cast was revealed, they were like, "ZOMG!!!!!!1111 I wAnT tO SeXxXxXxXxXxXx tEh YeLloW rAnGeR!!!!!!!!111111111111 When the first episode aired, they were like "ZOMG!!!!!1111111 sAbAn iZ uSiNg tEh LeGeNd WaR fOoTaGe fRoM tEh GoKaIgErZ!!!!!!!!!!11111111." They have a bigger version of their morphers as their mentor, and the retarded love child of Johnny 5 and WALL-E as the Alpha for this season.
- Power Rangers Super Megaforce (Seriously, we are really running out of names), The 21st season. The rangers can turn into all the other rangers. The black ranger will become the green ranger, which makes no fucking sense. But as long as Saban gets that money, he really doesn't give a shit. Fanboys are also butthurt just because only ten former actors are coming back. "OMG!!!!!!1111111 tOmMy iZ cOmInG bAcK tO tEh sHoW aZ tEh GrEen aNd WhItE rAnGeRz!!!!!!1111111"
- Power Rangers Dino Charge (Yeah, we fired the naming guy), 22nd season. The third dino-themed season. Again, like with all seasons, fans are pissed because this is the first instance where a Sentai season will be skipped over. Seriously, this damn fandom is made up of whiny manchildren.
In an attempt to make more $$$ Fox released 2 movies to the big screen and grossed over 60 million dollars mainly due to all the parents who payed the 10 bucks a pop to sit in a room full of screaming kids and watch a bad movie about a bad show rather then just molest their kids like they should have.
- Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie
This is the REAL storyline: A giant egg hatches a purple man named Ooze who looks like Ozzy Osbourne mixed with a goat. Ooze traps Zedd in a snowglobe and starts handing out "Ooze" to lolis. The ooze given to the lolis turn their parents into zombies. The Power Rangers come to save the day and in doing so get their asses kicked and the command center gets hurricaned iked to much lulz. Zordon is almost killed causing the rangers to lose their power and we find out the face in the tube was nothing more then an old man in a bag.The rangers somehow teleport to unkown planet and become Ninjas with help from a scantily clad woman. The rangers come back to earth defeat ooze in outerspace by using a comet. I shit you not. The zombie spell is broken and everyone lives happily ever. The most important memorable part is when "Jump Around" by House of Pain plays.
- Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie 2: Electric Boogaloo
also known as Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie or simply shit.
Unlike the first movie fox wouldn't even spring for C.G effects or good outfits. The actors had to wear spandex and the robots where just costumed actors. No one saw this move partly due to the fact that Fox wouldn't even pay for advertising and secondly because it was shit. The rangers go around chasing a Pirate who is chasing a Wizard. Seriously. Jason and Kimberly die but only for a half a second before being brought back to life. Watching this movie may give you Aids.
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- Kamen Rider
- Epic Red Ranger Maneuver
- Power Rangers/Agony In Pink
- Linkara - Spent shit tons of cash on a Green Ranger costume that barely fits him.
- Linkara's History of Power Rangers not really that necessary, since you just wasted you several hours reading this article.
- The Unknown Autobot - Another very big fan of
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