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Now that Miriam Weeks has become the most famous Duke University skank since Crystal Gail Mangum, we have ourselves quite a "teachable moment" for other wannabe sluts thinking about doing porn (as Belle Knox) over Xmas break. Here are some lessons Miriam Weeks really shoulda followed...
Lessons for Being a College Pornslut without being outted like Belle Knox / Miriam Weeks
Lesson #1: DON'T expect to remain anonymous if you have a JewSchnoz and MidgetTits
Well, plenty, if you have a very recognizable profile like Miriam Weeks:
Yeah...no local Duke porn-spanker could ever recognize HER!
So before long, Dukesters were spreading the word about Miriam Weeks spreading her legs. As expected, the doods on the Duke Board at CollegiateACB were quick on the draw:
Needless to say, this lead to Miriam Weeks being recognized pretty much everywhere on campus. Which prompted her next fuckup:
Lesson #2: If you're being recognized on campus, DON'T go whining to teh media
- I'm The Duke University Freshman Porn Star And For The First Time I'm Telling The Story In My Words (lol, Miriam Weeks)
- Portrait of a porn star: Duke freshman stands behind her alter-ego (lol Miriam Weeks)
...and she thought she could remain ANONYMOUS in all this!
Lesson #3 If you're outed as a pornslut IRL, then it's time to STFU and GTFO of North Carolina
It remains to be seen if Miriam Weeks follows this last bit of advice, but it's prolly too late anyway. But [Miriam Weeks] has a PLAN!
From a pornstar to a lawyer! Now there's a short career hop! Then again, Miriam might just be better off seeking a sugar daddy...
THAT'S the ticket!
MORE about Belle Knox / Miriam Weeks
Belle Knox / Miriam Weeks: All in the family...
So how did Miriam become such an attention whoring skank? Well, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree... Here are a few tidbits a drunken, coked up Miriam Weeks shared while getting assrailed at a Duke frat party:
- "It's my daddy's (Dr. Kevin A. Weeks (Spokane, WA)) fault I have to do porn! He wouldn't pay my tuition at Duke...instead, my cheapass father told me to take a full scholarship at Vanderbilt University. It wasn't fair! His fault! WAHHHHHHHH!!!"
- "My mommy (Marcharan Weeks) is Indian, so she read me the Kama Sutra...and taught me to suck cock for money. Every time I get a semen-blast in the face, I say, 'Mommy, thank you for teaching me so well!')
- "My older sister (Anita R. Weeks) also went to Gonzaga Prep, so she can also deepthroat a zucchini and take an assfucking like a champ! Can't wait for my sis (Anita Rachel Weeks) to join me in some girl-on-girl action!"
- "My brother (Deven Weeks) is the same age as I was when I started jerking my clit to porn... I bet he's precocious like me--who knows, maybe he's already spanked it to one of my films!"
No surprise that this chick would be pretty fucked up, right?
- lol, Coke Orgy
Yep, them Duke fratboys love that skank, Miriam Weeks...almost as much as Miriam Weeks loves her a COKE-ORGY...
- lol, Miriam Weeks (hearts) Mary Jay
Not that anyone gives a shit nowadays, but...
- May 26, 2013-- Miriam Weeks graduates from Gonzaga Preparatory School in Spokane Washington...within days, she'll start seeking johns (aka sugardaddies) online...
- Late Autumn 2013--Miriam Weeks (calling herself "Belle Knox" for the frist time...) places nude pix at MatrixModels, signalling her availability to suck cock on camera the day after Christmas...
- January 10, 2014--Coked up and drunk, Miriam Weeks lets slip (to HERO Thomas Bagley) that she is doing porn as Belle Knox
- January 16, 2014--Campus whispers surface online at the Duke-room of CollegiateACB, in a thread called "Freshman PornStar"...and Miriam Weeks is outted as Belle Knox
- February 7, 2014--"I found out a girl in our freshman class is a pornstar," reports some douchebag to Collegfessions, "I've now made it my goal to fuck her before I graduate. (signed) Duke University"
- February 14-21, 2014--In a moronic attempt to 'un-out' herself on campus, Miriam Weeks attention whores to idiots at the Duke Chronicle and XOJane. Miriam Weeks INSISTS that neither publication reveal her pornname, Belle Knox.
- February 22, 2014--Miriam Weeks is OUTED as Belle Knox on CollegiateACB, AutoAdmit, and Encyclopedia_Dramatica...Miriam Weeks, foiled in her stoopid attempt to delete fucking everything proceeds to shit her pants. Oh, and her family gets outed, too....
- February 28, 2014--Belle Knox / Miriam Weeks / Duke University Porn Star is profiled at KnowYourMeme
- March 6, 2014--In the wake of tales of Miriam Weeks (Belle Knox) doing coke and skipping classes, a pool arises for when Miriam Weeks will officially withdraw from Duke
MOAR TO CUM!!!1
- If Porn Is Not Shameful, Why Doesn’t Duke University Freshman Miriam Weeks Use Her Real Name?
- Miriam Weeks blames Duke and cheapass daddy (Dr. Kevin A. Weeks) for doing porn
- Duke Porn Star dot CUM (Miriam Weeks) (Belle Knox)
- Miriam Weeks porntwitter for Belle Knox
- Miriam Weeks nudepix (as Belle Knox)
- Miriam Weeks (Belle Knox) vids COMPLETE SET links
- Belle Knox / Miriam Weeks on KnowYourMeme
- Link to Miriam Weeks' movie, "Facial Abuse"
- /*\ NUDE PIX OF MIRIAM WEEKS (DUKE U. FRESHMAN) /*\
- Miriam Weeks wants YOU to be her sugardaddy!
- OFFICIAL BELLE KNOX (DUKE U) OUTTING THREAD
- Porn Chick (Belle Knox)pleads poverty, so how did 'rents afford Gonzaga Preparatory School?
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