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A typical Liberian soldier.

Early history

Liberia ("land of freedom"; real original, guys) is a colony of Americanized negroes in Africa which was founded in the 19th century when a runaway black person called Tyrone-Jenkins-Jamal-Montel III got funding from some stupid rich white men to buy land in Africa. This was (and still is) known by fucktards as "returning to the motherland," as if the fact that the people in Africa are also black made it a good idea, even though this makes about as much sense as going up to a random man in Japan and saying "hey, we've both got cocks; let's be BFF!!!11. Shockingly, these retarded founders found themselves surrounded by totally unrelated breeds of black person who wanted to boil them in oil. The Liberians, being partly white due to rape and thus marginally more intelligent, repeatedly pwned the natives in many glorious victories to advance the cause of freedom.

Liberia's bright young future.
One of the latest developments in Liberian technology.

Claims to Fame

Liberia's name does actually translate to "Land of the Free" in Latin. As a result, Liberia has been the proud holder of the record for biggest nation-wide irony.

More recent shenanigans

Liberia has had 2 civil wars in the past 2 decades, for a total of 11 years of war since 1989, as a result of which they now have many lovely creatures like the one at right, an average life expectancy of 40[1], an 85% unemployment rate[2], and a grand total of 5 internet hosts[3]. Gg. Their latest former president Charles Taylor is on trial for 650 counts of war crimes during the latter war, but it could have just been some guy who looked like him.

According to these people, Liberia has 800 friends, putting it slightly ahead of Jameth and Weev. Retards who think Liberia was a good idea can be found at Lj-favicon.png back_to_africa.

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