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KILL IT WITH FIRE

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Since time immemorial, man has used fire as a lulzy tool for the correction of niggers and Jews.


Why Fire?

 
 
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.
 

 

George Carlin

Fire makes killing people lulzy. Nothing causes more lulz than watching a writhing swarm of Furfags die in a blaze of glory or seeing that Goth Bitch who claims to have magical control over flames get what she had been asking for... and then burning her.

Killing with fire is one of the most far-reaching pastimes of Old European and American Societies. Pretty much anyone who wasn't getting it was dishing it out. Fire made it gloriously easier to exterminate all those who needed to GTFO or those who were just blatantly doing it wrong. Of course, not everyone got to be part of the fun; people who still need to be killed with fire include:

Steps to Killing someone with Fire

  1. Pick your prey.
  2. If they do not appear fully flammable, douse them in a flammable substance.
  3. Set them ablaze with, matches, napalm, or any source of ignition (preferably a flamethrower).
  4. Sit back and enjoy the show screams of pain as your victim's blubber (assuming you're burning an American) catches light.
  5. ???
  6. PROFIT

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