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- It has been suggested that this country should be merged with Palestine. To find out moar please fire moar rockets at the infidels.
Israel (Hebrew: ישראל Arabic:
فلسطين), other names include: the Holy Land, the Kike Reich, Izzy, Kosheristan, the Zionist Entity, Lebanon With Jews, Jewish Albania and "fuck you I was here first"-land, is an illegal settlement of Jews in the middle of Arabia. It was founded after WW2 by butthurt kikes who believed that they had a religious right to the Promised Land and the United Nations who needed to find somewhere to put the most hated people on Earth. The new state was then attacked dozens of times by the Arabs who were full of so much fail that with each war, Israel not only drove them back, but assraped holes into the Arab countries and expanded its borders.
As one would expect of a Jewish state, Israel is the most overtly criminal nation in the world. It was founded by butthurt Jews who believed that it was God's (who they don't believe in) will that they have a Promised Land, and who wanted Jews to have their own country to serve as a safe haven from all the world's hate. Now here's a thought; Maybe if they stopped lobbing bombs at little kids playing in the street, and cured their addiction to money and power over others, (apparently, controlling the economy of one country isn't enough for them) they wouldn't need a safe haven in the first place! And after sandnigger obama decided to criticize the kikes, ADL chairman Abe Foxman tried to buttrape him but failed because his nose was getting in the way.
The Jews there are constantly involved in wanton mass-murder of their Arab neighbours, engaging in such anti-lulz as indiscriminate war crimes involving use of banned weapons in densely-populated areas, as thoroughly documented by testimonies from their own soldiers. Some argue this occurred as a result of decades of mass fapping to Holocaust Porn, causing the Chosen People to internalize an eroticized narrative of genocide and act out their own Holocaust fantasies onto their poor Palestinian and Lebanese neighbors.
When Israel comes under criticism for atrocities against Palestinians, they are quick to invoke the atrocities of Hitler as protection. Yes, Israelis are so fucked up they bow to Hitler for protection while they kill Palestinian children.
Israeli sharpshooters always aim for the arms when putting down intifada riots. Due to the fact that Slurpee machines require two hands to operate properly, no 7-11 stores exist in all of Israel. Their loss.
However, enterprising Jewish businessmen funded the production of machines capable of turning Palestinian babies into Slurpees. This is in full accordance to international law, as Palestinians do not share the same rights as humans. The Jew kikes of Israel control 75% of the world's money, not for investing purposes though, they just like the smell of it. Vast quantities of money is also needed to buy the gold they wear around their neck known as Jew gold.
Teh Jews also have to chop off teh cocks. Therefore causing 65% of kikes to die alone. This increases their love for Jew gold and raping teh Terrorists with their bulldozers.
Favorite pastimes include: World Domination, Ethnic Cleansing and Long Walks on the Beach
- President Netanyahore is talking about hemorrhoidic clear red lines he got during NAM in Iran.
- Recently, Israel has been trying to provide Jewenstine, the mascot and god of the Heebs, with some more Lebensraum in the Lebanon. Much pwnage has occurred.
- Last Thursday, Israel waged war on Lebanon's international airport, causing major delays.
- For at least 100 years, organizations like Hamas and Hezbollah have been blowing themselves up because they are attention whores.
- Jews did Beirut as performance art to protest Holocaust denial -and for the lulz- after they fell hard for the classic Hezbollah troll of kidnapping IDF soldier boys.
- Israel is performing a [[Gaza War| with the Hamas Rulers.
- They're gonna attack Iran and start WW3. This time the lollercaust will be Nuclear.
- Palestine was about to buttrape the filthy kikes, but ran of lube and called a cease-fire instead.
- HOLY FUCKING SHIT-SMEARED DICKNUGGETS THEY THREATENED MILITARY ACTION AGAINST RUSSIA
- Beware the Sheeny Curse.
When the Allies advanced towards Berlin in the late 1944, they discovered the horrifying truth of Hitler's pet project in the German extermination camps. Millions of Jews, suffering from diseases, barely walking from hunger and malnutrition, humiliated beyond human by their torturers, but - and here comes the horrifying part - still alive, poured out of gates of Auschwitz, Birkenau and other places. Something needed to be done about it because they didn't want those heebs ending up in America somehow.
Fortunately, the Nazis had some allies that were still not defeated, and too retarded to pose any military threat to the civilized world - the Sand Niggers. So most of the Jews were sent to Palestine, and the Western World hoped that four hundred million Arabs would quickly push four hundred thousand Jews into the sea once the British left the area.
Unfortunately, the stupidity of the Arabs was severely underestimated, resulting in a human-centipede-like chain of epic fail, like in 1967 when Syria, Jordan and Egypt attacked Israel simultaneously and |were defeated in six days. The result was establishment and expansion of a Jew state for the first time in at least 100 years. Thus, in solving the Jew problem, we are basically back to square one.
The premature decision to invade Germany, and subsequent underestimation of how retarded Arabs were, made Roosevelt die from guilt, and ruined Churchill's career after the war. Stalin managed to avoid the blame until after his death. Some argue that the Cold War was a direct result of Western Allies and the Soviet Union blaming each other for not fully actualizing the Final Solution. This strife naturally fueled the rebirth of the Jew economic conspiracy.
Although killing sandnigger Shitlamists is always funny, Israel sort of ruined all of the lulz due to Semitic faggotry and unlimited access to sum hutt Muslim-genocide action. If a toothless Arab peasant-ass from nowhere fires over 9,000 fireworks on some shitty Jew colony in the possession of crippled jam-producers the Israel military is immediately obliged to smash-fuck the shit out of every terrorist boy-lover on Gaza with 1337 tank rockets 4nd 35g4 1n1=4n7ryx. This of course is not even remotely fair since all their precious jewgolds come from the Americunt government, which in turn only gets nigger-riots and a reliable ally, that at the slightest sign of danger will eat their own children along with everyone they swore allegiance to.
Unlike Zionist conspirators in Europe, U.S.A., everywhere - the Israelis are obliged to show extreme force at any given chance as mentioned above. Whether this is because ghettos used to oppress rat-folk are their natural habitat or that they are just so comfortable with the whole world behind their back is a matter of debate. What is known however is that this lulzy fagnocide will go on forever or until the Arab species are extinct along with the state of Israel and everyone will go home and have a good hearty laugh about it. If nukular lolocaust fails however see Catnarok.
The other Wikipedia Jews
Following the example of JIDF, GIYUS, and Megaphone, filthy Semites are immigrating en masse to Wikipedia in order to sway discussion and wikitruth to their favor. It comes as a surprise to absolutely no one that Wikipedia, the online encyclopedia that anyone can subvert, has become the world's foremost Zionist shill.
- Jewish Internet Defense Force and how to edit Wikipedia
Israel and flame wars
If you get involved in a flame war relating to the Israeli-Palestine conflict and want some Zionists on your side, consider inviting the following people:
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An unlisted AIPAC video for Israel -Give us your shekels goyim. Good goy.
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