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... articles read YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, other country stereotype YOU!!
Won't they ever give up?!
Beware of pokemans!


Sandwich can't enjoy YOU!
In Soviet Russia, bag comes in milks!!

The Russian reversal is a form of unfunny shit joke that you can expect from any sentence starting with the phrase "In Soviet Russia..." These jokes are always a lame reverse of something considered normal and end in "YOU!!". These jokes were made popular when Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane famously couldn't come up with a good enough joke related to 1980s pop culture and had to make a crap reference to crap Soviet refugee comedian Yakov Smirnoff, who is the biggest drawing act in Branson, Missouri.

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Original

The original jokes were all Orwellian, so they actually made sense as jokes:

  • "In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, party can always find you!"
  • "In America, you listen to man on radio. In Soviet Russia, man on radio listen to you!"
  • "In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"

Top-notch stuff, amirite?

The later variations by permanoobs on the internets are all unfunny reversals of every garbage sentence.

Examples

Others

Never Funny

  • "In Mozilla, you keep tabs on your browser. In Soviet Russia, browser keeps tabs on you!"
  • "In California, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, Party finds you!"
"Roses are red
Violets are blue
In Soviet Russia
Poem writes you!"

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