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The hand that pulled the trigger that killed your sons now masturbates to the memory. Fuck all of you.
 

 

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Contents

FPS, Single Player

RANK W-RANK* E-RANK** PLAYER KILLS INJURED AN HERO YEAR
1 1 (91) 16 (41.1%) MiniflagNorway.png Anders Behring Breivik 77 319 N 2011
2 3 (68.7) 8 (62%) MiniflagSKorea.png Woo Bum-kon 57 35 Y 1982
3 4 (42) 6 (62.5%) MiniflagAustralia.png Martin Bryant 35 21 N 1996
4 5 (40.3) 9 (56.1%) MiniflagUSA.png Cho Seung-Hui 32 25 Y 2007
5 7 (35.0) 6 (66.7%) Flag of Colombia.png Campo Elías Delgado 30 15 N 1986
6 9 (31) 2 (91%) MiniflagJapan.png Mutsuo Toi 30 3 Y 1938
7 2 (70.7) 20 (18.8%) MiniflagIsrael.png Baruch Goldstein 29 125 N 1994
8 13 (26.3) 1 (95.5%) MiniflagUSA.png Adam Lanza 26 1 Y 2012
9 6 (36.3) 16 (36.5%) MiniflagChina.png Tian Mingjian 23 40+ N 1994
10 10 (29.7) 10 (53.5%) MiniflagUSA.png George Hennard 23 20 Y 1991
11 11 (27.3) 11 (52.5%) MiniflagUSA.png James Huberty 21 19 N 1984
12 11 (27.3) 17 (35.4%) MiniflagUSA.png Charles Whitman 17 31 N 1966
13 15 (22) 12 (51.1%) MiniflagUK.png Thomas Hamilton 17 15 Y 1996
14 16 (21) 12 (51.6%) MiniflagUK.png Michael Ryan 16 15 Y 1987
15 19 (18.3) 5 (69.6%) MiniflagGermany.png Robert Steinhäuser 16 7 Y 2002
16 20 (18) 7 (62.5%) MiniflagGermany.png Tim Kretschmer 15 9 Y 2009
17 20 (18) 13 (72%) MiniflagUSA.png Robert Bales 16 6 Y 2012
18 18 (18.6) 4 (50%) MiniflagCanada.png Marc Lépine 14 14 Y 1989
19 23 (16) 4 (70%) MiniflagUSA.png Patrick Sherrill 14 6 Y 1986
20 14 (23) 19 (30.2%) MiniflagUSA.png Nidal Malik Hasan 13 30 N 2009
21 24 (14.3) 3 (76.5%) MiniflagUSA.png Jiverly Wong 13 4 Y 2009
22 25 (14) 2 (81.3%) MiniflagAustralia.png David Gray 13 3 N 1990
23 8 (31.3) 21 (17.1%) MiniflagUSA.png James Holmes 12 58 N 2012
24 17 (20.3) 18 (32.4%) MiniflagUK.png Derrick Bird 12 25 Y 2010
25 22 (16.3) 15 (48%) MiniflagUSA.png Mark Barton 12 13 Y 1999

*weighted rank (1 kill = 3 injuries = 1 point)
**efficiency rank ( (kills / (kills+injuries) ) * 100 )

FPS, Co-Op Mode

RANK PLAYERS KILLS INJURED AVG KILLS AN HERO YEAR
1 Somalia.jpg Team Al-Shabaab 63+ 132+ 4.2 N 2013
2 MiniflagChina.png Jiang Liming, Feng Wanhai 32 16 16 Y,N 1995
3 MiniflagUSA.png Eric Harris, Dylan Klebold 13 24 6.5 Y,Y 1999
4 MiniflagUSA.png John Allen Muhammad, Lee Boyd Malvo 10 3 1.5 N*,N 2002
5 MiniflagUSA.png Mitchell Johnson, Andrew Golden 5 10 2.5 N,N 1998

*Muhammad was executed by lethal injection in 2009.

Bomberman

RANK PLAYER KILLS INJURED AN HERO YEAR
1 MiniflagUSA.png Timothy McVeigh 168 680+ N* 1995
2 MiniflagChina.png Jin Ruchao 108 38 N 2001
3 MiniflagUK.png Hasib Hussain,Mohammad King,Germaine Lindsay,Shezad Tanweer 56 700 Y 2005
4 MiniflagUSA.png Andrew Kehoe 44 58 Y 1927
5 MiniflagNorway.png Anders Behring Breivik 8 209 N 2011
6 MiniflagUSA.png Ramzi Yousef 6 1042 N 1993
7 MiniflagFinland.png Petri Erkki Tapio Gerdt 6 166 N 2002
8 MiniflagUSA.png Tamerlan and Dzhokhar Tsarnaev 4 264** N 2013
9 MiniflagUSA.png Unabomber 3 23 N 1978-1995


*McVeigh was executed by lethal injection in 2001, he was quoted as saying before his execution "it's still 168 to 1 so I still win".

**14 people required immediate amputations

Microsoft Flight Simulator

RANK PLAYERS KILLS INJURED AN HERO YEAR
1 MiniflagAlQaeda.png Al-Qaeda hijackers 2,977 6,000+ Y 2001
2 MiniflagEgypt.png Gameel Al-Batouti 216 0 Y 1999
3 MiniflagUSA.png Joe Stack 1 13 Y 2010
4 MiniflagUSA.png Charles Bishop 0 0 Y 2002
5 MiniflagUSA.png Auburn Calloway* 0 4 N 1994

*Calloway inflicted more injuries than Bishop, but somehow managed to drop the ball and got restrained by the very same flight crew he had just brutally beaten with a hammer and thus survived his attempt to become An Hero.

Sid Meier's Civilization

RANK PLAYER KILLS TIMESPAN
1 MiniflagChina.png Mao Zedong 50 Million+ 31 years
2 MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg Joseph Stalin ~20 Million 7 Years
3 FlagofNaziGermany.png Adolf Hitler ~13.2 Million* 6 Years
4 Democratic Republic of the Congo Leopold II of Belgium ~10 Million 44 Years
5 MiniflagJapan.png Hideki Tojo ~6 Million 3 Years
6 Cambodia Pol Pot ~3 Million 4 Years
7 Turkey Enver Pasha ~1.6 Million 5 Years
8 NKorea Flag.jpg Kim Il-sung +1 Million 45 Years
8 Ng.gif Yakubu Gowon +1 Million 9 Years
9 Vn.gif Ho Chi Minh ~900,000 24 Years
9 Rwanda Jean Kambanda ~900,000 -1 Year
10 Et.gif Mengistu Haile Mariam ~700,000 14 Years
10 Iq.gif Saddam Hussein ~700,000 24 Years
11 In.gif Sukarno +500,000 22 Years
11 MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg Vladimir Lenin +500,000 7 Years
11 Pk.gif Yahya Khan +500,000 2 Years
Somewhere in the 100s Cl.gif Augusto Pinochet ~4,000** 17 Years

*Disputed
**Plus 38,254 tortured people in prison[1][2]

Tactical Espionage Action

RANK PLAYER CONFIRMED KILLS POSSIBLE KILLS YEARS ACTIVE STATUS PLAYING STYLE
1 Flag of Colombia.png Luis Garavito 138 172-400+ 1990s In prison Raped children, tortured children, killed children.
2 Flag of Colombia.png Pedro Alonso Lopez 110 310-350+ 1969-1980 Free, lol Raped children, tortured children, killed children.
3 Flag of Colombia.png Daniel Camargo 72 150 1974-1986 Killed in jail Raped children, tortured children, killed children.
4 Flag of Brazil.png Pedro Rodrigues Filho 71 100+ 1967-2003 In prison Killer of criminals. Avenged the death of his mother by killing his father and eating his heart. Killed 47 inmates in prison.
5 Flag of China.png Yang Xinhai 67 67 2000-2003 Executed Would enter victims' homes at night and kill everyone with axes, meat cleavers, hammers, and shovels.
6 MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg Andrei Chikatilo 53 56 1978-1990 Executed Murdered wimmins and children in the forest, raped their corpses, ate their flesh and organs (he especially liked to eat vaginas and wombs). Three people were previously convicted and executed for his crimes.
7 MiniflagUSA.png Gary Ridgway 49 71-90+ 1982-2000 Jailed Trucker who strangled prostitues would dump them in teh green river and come back for some sweet necrophillia
8 MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg Alexander Pichushkin 48 61+ 1992-2006 In prison Beat hobos with a hammer then stabbed with them with a broken vodka bottle wanted to kill 64 people to fill a chessboard
9 MiniflagUSA.png Ted Bundy 35 36+ 1974-1978 Executed Escaped from prison twice,strangled and raped 35 girls over 4 years
10 MiniflagUSA.png John Wayne Gacy 33 34+ 1972-1978 Executed Killed and raped little boys often dressed up as a clown hid bodies in his crawl space

Surgeon Simulator

RANK PLAYER CONFIRMED KILLS POSSIBLE KILLS YEARS ACTIVE STATUS PLAYING STYLE
1 MiniflagUK.png Harold Shipman 218 250+ 1975-1998 Hanged himself in prison Would inject diamorphine into his patients and then falsify the medical records, reporting that his patient had been in poor health
2 Flag of China.png Hu Wanlin 146 150+ 1997-1999 In prison Ran hospitals in three different cities, all while administering "miracle cures" with a suspicious amount of the shit that goes in laundry detergent
3 MiniflagJapan.png Miyuki Ishikawa 103+ 169 1940's Free (Pussy Pass Bonus) Carried out "extra-late" term abortions of infants born to parents unwilling to care for them
4 MiniflagUSA.png Steven Massof 100 100+ 2003-2008 In prison Snipped the spines of babies the second they showed signs of life
5 MiniflagUSA.png Jane Toppan 31 31 1885–1901 Institutionalized (Pussy Pass Bonus) Got her rocks off by injecting patients with morphine and then spooning them as they dipped in and out of consciousness.

Difficulty Levels

Easy: Probably the most chosen difficulty level used by almost every school shooter, this level includes slow moving targets, easy to navigate locations and a small-to-nonexistent chance of victims being armed or fighting back in any way. It also has limited respawing NPC's and Police response is slow. Common places include:

  • Libraries
  • Nursing homes
  • Public parks
  • Schools
  • Swimming pools

Medium: Although more difficult than easy this level is still fairly easy for the experienced high scorer. This level has faster police response time. More people with faster reflexes. Also the locations are harder to navigate, may have light security already present and (depending on location and jurisdiction) a small to medium chance of encountering armed victims. Several people have played on this level including James Holmes, and Charles Whitman. Places include:

  • Hospitals
  • Malls
  • Rooftops
  • Theatres
  • Train stations

Nightmare mode: Without a doubt the most difficult level. It has infinite respawing NPC's, almost immediate police response, high security, confusing and small maps and a medium to high chance of victims being armed or fighting back. The only known people to have a good game on this mode was Major Malik Nadal Hasan. Who went 13/30 on the map Fort Hood, and 2nd Lt. Sanurip who went 16/11 in an indonesian airport. Locations include:

  • Airports
  • Government offices
  • Gun stores / shows
  • Shooting ranges
  • International borders
  • Military bases
  • Police stations
  • Florida

How to High Score

  1. Be from somewhere where murder isn't an everyday occurrence and people actually care when you go on a shooting rampage. If you speak English and are white, you probably have this covered.
  2. Play violent video games (Grand Theft Auto and Manhunt series and FPS games like Doom, Call of Duty, Battlefield, Halo, etc) and listen to metal (Marilyn Manson, Slipknot, Cannibal Corpse, etc). They will train you to kill better and will ensure that after the murder and harm is over you can continue the lulz by ensuring that misguided idiots everywhere will be wiped up into a rage of fascism and will push for censorship laws.
  3. It is preferable, but not necessary, that all firearms or other weapons used and/or any ingredients used to make explosives are acquired legally so that, like in section 2, retards will call for stricter gun/weapon laws, demand 1984 style security at schools, airports, etc and attempt to demonize anyone who has an interest or hobby in firearms and the like afterwards. This has the doubly lulzy effect that if stricter gun laws are passed, and anyone decides to follows in your footsteps, their victims will be even more disarmed and helpless than they were before, leading to higher body counts, less personal freedom for everyone and greater amounts of lulz.
  4. Leave behind lulzy, dramawhore statements and media, also remember to take a photo of yourself just before hand, preferably with a big shit eating grin on your face, for the papers and news sites to splash all over their front page and send a clear signal to any other pathetic freak attention whores out there that all they need to do to make everyone pay attention to them and make their name and face nationally or internationally known is go for the high score. This point is essential for weapons grade lulz, nobody cares about a vanilla killer.
  5. Ensure the vast majority of the people you kill have absolutely nothing to do with any problem you have and most likely don't even know you. They still deserve it.
  6. It is customary that when you've satisfied your bloodlust/run low on ammo/been cornered by police or some other armed individual/etc to off yourself. This does not count as a kill, but it does make you an hero.
  7. In addition to buying your weapons legally also buy a bunch of armor such as bulletproof vests, gloves, masks and other shit so that people will want to ban those to.
  8. Shoot victims multiple times and kill kids as opposed to adults
  9. Leave a note on you saying you have planted a bomb somewhere that will go on in a certain amount of time at a certain place to cause more drama

Notable Losers



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