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When you think of a Ghost, do you remember your favorite creepypasta? Do you think of the bogey man that hides in your closet? Or do you think of a lonely, capitalistic, Texas Jew?

Ghost's helper: "The Engineer" (A.K.A. Ghost pretending he has friends)

The Host They Call Ghost is a racist, alcoholic, wanna-be Alex Jones who runs his show, TRUE CAPITALIST RADIO, out of his Texas home, while claiming to have an actual "studio". Due to his tendencies to rage at inane trolls, he can be considered more of a newfag's best friend than McKay Hatch and Alex Wuori integrated into some sort of ultimate lol-cow. Ghost's lack of radio and all around technical experience can be demonstrated by the fact that his show is hosted on BlogTalkRadio, the YouTube of radio blogging, where Ghost got his start in 2008. Of course, nobody cared until late 2010 when 4chan came across his broadcast and haters made him famous. His political views themselves are so subverted that even the basement dwelling children of b/ can determine them to be total bullshit.

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His Show

Ghost's Political and Economic Veiws

Despite Ghost hosting a politically motivated show, Ghost rarely discusses anything politically related, other than his regular liberal bashing. However, over the years he has demonstrated his ignorance, and overall lack of economic knowledge, with his eccentric pieces of advice. Ghost believes that we must "metaphorically" (Read "literally") "throw the old people off the cliff" because the baby boomer generation is clearly conspiring to demolish America as we know it. He also has claimed that higher education is unnecessary and that the only way to success consists of working at GameStop for five years and then blowing all of one's money in the failing stock market. This evidence has also lead our best researchers to conclude that Ghost must be an angry high school dropout working two janitor jobs to support his alcoholism.

Ghost and...

His audience

The audience of his broadcast consist of a rag-tag band of functionally inept misfits whom all suffer from various congenital learning disabilities across the spectrum which he erroneously deems "The Capitalist Army". Due to many of the members of his "army" being 13 year old boys with no conception of a world outside of runescape let alone capitalism, Ghost is subjected to a massive amount of prank calls.

According to Ghost, he desires to organize his audience as an elite force of trolls to target anyone who he considers to be an enemy to his show or anyone he simply doesn't like in methods including raids and posting DOX. Many of people who have witnessed DOX and raid attempts conducted by his retard army will be able to testify that they resulted in nothing more than utter fail.

An interesting fact is that many members of his "Capitalist" Army have been unable to grasp that Ghost's obvious trolling and over the top acting and claims he's made on his show are likely not genuine nor is he a day trader or really broadcasting from am office and more than likely unemployed and collecting government benefits himself as evidence seen in the fact he spends all day on Twitter and in his Paltalk chatroom.



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Racism, Xenophobia and General Prejudice

The question that always comes up when dealing with Ghost; is he racist? In his own words he is a "melting pot of friendship" and "a nice guy". On the other hand, here is a list of ethnic groups whom Ghost has put down at one time or another (normally, every broadcast):

Melting Pot of Friendship

Ghost is NOT RACIST. HES A NICE GUY, for Christ's sake. He loves every minority, especially bronies.


Here's some proof of his loving demeanor:

Alcoholism

Ghost is undoubtably always slurping down Jim Beam, or probably something even cheaper, while on the air, causing him to go on alcohol-induced tantrums whenever those damn trolls dare to question his views and beliefs. On a side note, his health seems to be failing rather quickly, seeing as it is not uncommon for him to have heart-attack like fits following by five minutes of coughing and gagging. Of course, all that down home Texas cookin' could very well be causing this.

Gays

Is Ghost homophobic? Surprisingly, no! We all know what this means...

His Own Identity

Some speculate Ghost is Alex Jones, while others speculate he's actually Alex Jones' secret fruitbowl wife. Considering that Ghost believes that his wife is the only one NOT out looking for "some Alabama Black Snake", that would give us an indication into what kind of self-loathing closet-case he may be...

... or, he could actually be John Conquest, from Third Coast Music in Austin, Texas; whose company uses the SAME EXACT LOGO!!!

Either way, I guess we'll never know...

But, like any other Jew, he's a shape-shifting lizard.

Ghost and the Shorty Awards

In the first quarter of 2012 Ghost was nominated for a Shorty Award in the category of radio, in which the winner was democratically elected through the "fraud proof method" of voting through Twitter. His main rival for the award was the producer for the Opie and Anthony show who used the Twitter name "notSam". Due to NotSam already being a millionaire, employed and not giving a fuck about an untalented hack, back-water radio show host to see a gain in beating him, victory was made easy for Ghost by his resource of basement-dwellers with endless amounts of free time that allowed them create multiple Twitter accounts.

Ghost continues to believe the delusion he and NotSam were bitter rivals, contradicting the reality of the situation that Ghost was barely a blemish on NotSams ass.

Videos

And any searches on youtube will result in many "trolling attempts". Some of the best ones we put here:


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And most of the shows consist of just that. As you my have noticed, ghost is on his way to become the next American Idol. He will actually often sing on his show when he is losing his audience for just fake rage quitting again.

Memorable Quotes

Due to Ghost's limited vocabulary and wit the following quotes are repeated ad nauseam through out his three hour broadcast. The simpletons that listen to his show find it hilarious each time he says one of these quotes.

 
 

I'M A CAPITALIST! I DESERVE THE RESPECT ACCORDED TO THAT TITLE!
 


 

— Ghost on Capitalists

 
 
I'M A MELTING POT OF FRIENDSHIP
 

 

—Ghost on Racism

 
 
TAKE ABOUT 10 STEPS AWAY FROM MY BUTTCRACK
 

 

— Ghost on you

 
 
YOU'RE PLAYING WITH YOUR PETER-POPPER
 

 

—Ghost on fapping

 
 
YOU'RE TAKING TOO LONG
 

 

— Ghost on his fans

 
 
YOU'RE FRUITIER THAN A BOX OF FRUITLOOPS
 

 

—Ghost on Faggotry

 
 
POOPTICKLER? WHAT KIND OF A NAME IS POOP - TICKLER?
 

 

— Ghost on Nicknames

 
 
GODDAMN FREAKING BRONIES
 

 

— Ghost on, you guessed it, bronies

 
 
I SHOULD NOT HAVE DONE THAT BARREL ROLL. I FELL OFF MY DESK
 

 

— Ghost on "How not to do barrel roles. Yes, this actually happened.

 
 
Wow, Ghost, you have an ED article
 

 

—After the caht was spammed with links

 
 
I FUCKING HATE NIGGERS
 

 

—Ghost, after his voice was spliced.

 
 
GODDAMN SPLICERS
 

 

—Ghost on said Splicers

 
 
YOU SORRY SACKS OF CRAP
 

 

—Ghost on you, his fanboys,EDiots, & liberals

 
 
I WOULD BECOME MR. BLACK PEOPLE
 

 

—Ghost on what would happen were he to beat up Eminem

 
 
SATAN IS GOOD, SATAN IS MY PAL(repeat)
 

 

—Ghost on bad microphones

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BUY YOUR OWN

Ghost has started to sell True Capitalist Shirts, Buttons, and even Baby Bibs. If you buy something, and make a youtube video of yourself prancing around with the selected item of clothing, he will follow you on Twitter.

Ghost Throws Away His Cans

On May 22nd, it appears that Penix 2.0 backfired as Ghost's twitter got "hacked" by either Celtic/NCF (both are the same), or someone posing as either and started posting things like My Little Pony porn and tweeting those that Ghost would never normally tweet. On the next day, Ghost comes onto paltalk and finally admits that all his over-exaggerated rage was all fake and acted and also says that he's done with True Capitalist Radio, as unlike his fans, he actually has a personal life he needs to live. This leaves most of his fans and milkylickers both confused and heartbroken as they now they have nothing to waste their time for three hours during most evenings.

But most importantly, Ghost's identity will now forever remain a mystery.



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