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Fred getting it up the ass from one of his tater haters.
Fred Faggothorn (aka Lucas Cruikshank IRL), otherwise known as just Fred, is yet another fucktarded, epic failure and partially failed abortion on YouTube that somehow became the most subscribed YouTuber in history (Not anymore IT'S SMOSH NOW nope, PewDiePie), mostly because deformed spastic fangirls find the bullshit coming from that dry, crusty cunt he calls his mouth funny, or because they think his emo haircut is hawt. He appeals to every retard who thinks lolcats are funny and uses AOL on their shitty virus filled computers. His videos consist of him using a high pitched voice from cheap computer software and acting like a 6 year old boy, and usually getting into retarded dilemmas like losing his meds and running away from his mom. His lack of lulz has ended countless lives. Watching his videos will most likely kill your brain cells due to the overwhelming sensory overload put into them, and are the complete definition of unfunny. Fred can do men as well as women.
Hi Lucas I LOVE you and u can call me any time for real ANYTIME!!!!! 512-945-9510


Fred is the coolest person on Youtube. Hes got millions of fans and haters, the people who hate him do that just cuz hes hella famous and hes the most successful person on Youtube. I <3 Fred. Me - Oh mah goth dood, lets go watch Fred's new video. Saibin - No man, Fred fawking sucks. Me - * Pulls out a gun shots Saibin on his motherfawking penis. * : DIE FRED HATER, DIE : (this person's username is actually balldropfail. srs.)


I want to fucking slam his head on the edge of a sidewalk, kick his head over and over while it's on the edge, run over his neck with a motorcycle, and hit him in the teeth with a baseball bat!


How is he considered funny? Spongebob is funnier than that peice of shit.


I'd rather rip my dick off and shove it up my ass then listen to this faggot one more second




The story

Fred fighting with Kevin

In his series of moronic videos Fred has queefed out, he pretends to be a shota in acting that actually can give non-retarded people so much rage at how bad he is they will have a heart attack. he also pretends to be a social outcast with ADHD in attempt to appeal to the millions of fucktarded 13 year old boys and girls looking for friends on the Internet because they're too fucking retarded to get any in real friends in life . Fred also pretends to have an abusive alcoholic transvestite mother, who anally penetrates him on a daily basis, finally explaining why he is such a ridiculously huge faggot. Fred is a huge faggot.

He lives in Columbus, Nebraska guyz! Lakeview High School. Lucas Cruikshank.

Kill him.

Doug Derky

After many years of verbally raping our eardums into a state of shock, Fred has finally retired from the Nickelodean straight-to-DVD business and found a nice deep hole to go and die of cum poisoning. Just as the intertubes faggotry meter began to return to a stable level and the boys of the Internets Defence Force thought they were going home to see their families again, tragedy struck when the dark lord Cruikshank uploaded yet another video to his Tubeyube paeg. What seemed to be a typical return from the netherworld of faggotry by the e-devil himself soon turned out to be many times worse than one could imagine, a new character by the name of Doug Derky. This horrid new character sported the cursed fringe of beaver, and a voice unnaltered by computer witchcraft and Audacity. All of the billions of viewers on Youtube were incinerated by the true voice of the beast, even in the distant land of Deviantart the nefarious sounds caused several colons to explode and a Furry to be trampled to death in mass panic.

We are in dark times men and women of ED, gird your loins because this new evil will almost certainly be the end of the tubes and all the is lulz as we know it.

Presidential Campaign

Typical comments on Fred's YouTube channel
More comments including a piece of jailbait shit it would seem

In early October, Fred announced his fake campaign for President of the United States, so once again another episode of Fred's failure is butthurtzzz. The sad part of all this is he's probably the most competent for the job.

How do i failed ejaculationz?

After a month of terribly-made fake campaign commercials in an attempt to try to make someone somewhere laugh, he made an episode where he acted butthurt about losing to a girl, quite possibly the most unfunny pointless series of episodes on YouTube ever.

Fred is GAY IRL

As this soon-to-be-copyright-claimed JewTube proves, Fred IRL is gay.

You should know that CNN sped up the comment scrolling up. If you pause it at 1:37, one comment states the truth: "You Suck". This comes as no shock to 80% of humanity. However, given that the typical Fred fan is a 12-year-old girl or a 12-year-old fag, such revelations may come as a shock. Then again girls love fags, amirite? It has been suggested Fred knew that his normal, faggy voice would make all dicks and nips automatically soft, so he sped it up so no one would know WTF is going on. Also, no one likes fags.

Fred gets called out on his faggotry by Danny aka Tourette's Guy.


Still waiting for a live-action version

Fred's encounter with hillbillies during a kayaking trip leaves a bad taste in his mouth.


Typical comments on any of Fred's videos

Fred has many views on all of his videos; some people say that this in itself is proof that he at least has some talent, but they couldn't be more wrong as can be seen in the picture of his comments. Over 9000% of comments are haters, ∞% are spammers, and 4% are fans. Fred's supposed popularity is completely derived from people hating him so much that they go to every video he has on his channel and post comments about how he is an untalented little piece of shit who should become an hero.

Fred somehow managed to anally rape Captain Awesome after fucking fakesagan's gf.


Omigod so hawt
guys cant you leave him alone?! he doesn't actually sound like that! Actually he's not a noob hes actually helping his cousine who has cancer :( SO LEAVE HIM ALONE


— aabuzalaf

Like every internet celebrity, Fred has plenty of fangirls wanting to suck his .005-micrometer dick. His fans are all jackasses who, like any good fangirl, listen to the Jonas Brothers and Justin Bieber, still watch Disney Channel regardless of how shitty it is, constantly plaster their MySpace pages with pointless crap, and find ghey porn appealing everywhere. He also has been documented to have the worst Joker impression out of anyone, ever.

YouTube Fred Prank

Last Thursday a couple of kids with too much time on their hands tried gathering /b/ from every corner of the internet globe to have everyone unsubscribe to Fred, which they thought would cause much butt hurt. /b/ didn't respond and decided that the fucktards didn't think this one out. Why would you subscribe to him just to unsubscribe to him in an unfunny prank. All and all Fred lost about four hundred subscribers at most. It was an epic fail which accomplished shit.


Squeeky voice kid gets it right. Talk about one step forward and two steps back.

Fred and iCarly

On February 16 of 2009, Nickelodeon released a special Episode of iCarly. When you thought the show was already a big hunk of bullshit, they feature Fred. (Because we ALL know that we can't get enough of the helium breathing faggot.) Apparently, the episode goes like this: Fred is the most popular guy on the internet, Freddy from iCarly says that Fred's videos are retarded(so god damn true), Fred acts butthurt and tells everyone that he won't make videos anymore(TFG), Fred's fans act butthurt and jump Freddy every 2 minutes, the iCarly team tries to find Fred and apologize, they find out that it was a plan to get more pageviews for his site.

If only he would.

Sometime last Thursday, a rumor was set loose upon the unsuspecting interwebs that casting had begun on a full-length feature movie based around Fred. A very lonely Jew director who lived in his mother's basement saw Fred whilst searching for porn and saw it as his chance to cash in. The movie was produced by Derf Films, which is a completely bullshit company that Lucas probably made himself. And as if it couldn't be filled with enough fail and faggotry, they casted -- wait, "casted"? Did a retarded six-year-old write this? -- John Cena as Fred's dad. Srsly. The filming began in November. If you have any respect for the internet at all, you will go to the set and an hero yourself to hopefully throw a wrench in the works. Disregard that, it premiered on the 15th on Nick.

Surprisingly(?), everyone hated it. Even most of the retarded Fred fans. As it currently stands, the Fred movie has a score of 2.1/10 on imdb.

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His new album

If his own movie wasn't enough Fred also tried to sell out and get a record deal and his first album (Not counting his stupid Christmas spinoff) called Who's ready to party?: Fred Figglehorn.

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