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ED IRC like many other internet treeforts out there have long standing traditions of elitism and ineptitude. #ED is no exception. So if you were directed to this page, you were misdirected.

A normal conversation in #ED

The kids lucky enough to sit at the cool table that is #ED want you to think that this is where our best laid plans (of revenge against this site's previous figure head) and internet hob nobbing go on. What is a more accurate portrayal of the goings on of #ED are Brown nosing to sysops and petty flame wars. It's mostly hard gay.


Rooms

There are several options for your ass raping pleasure on ED IRC. The following is a rough description of what to expect when your faggot ass gets on IRC.

The first time Sherrod killed ED IRC

#ed

ABANDON HOPE ALL YE WHO ENTER IN. You'll need to don your thickest skin if you want to survive in here. #ed is for the ED community at large and lurkers who don't necessarily edit but have taken the ED Oath of Allegiance and want to discuss drugs, pedophiles, Jews, pedophile Jews and drugging Jews to further the destruction of the Zionist agenda and the establishment of a Palestinian state. And Snus.

#wiki

Channel devoted to discussing our great wiki. Actual intelligent discussion goes on here, but leave your spam, butthurt, and faggotry over at #ed if you don't want to be b&.

#forum

Channel for EDF (earth defense force) shenanigans. If someone in another channel directs you here, it's probably because you're being a huge faggot. As of 2012, this channel is a ghost town and all faggotry has migrated to #ed.

#ED-Logging

Making life easier for recent changes patrolling.

#omegle

Chat with people on Omegle or have CleverBot chat with them for you. Also spying.

#uno

Play Uno.

#wtfux

Full of loser basement-dwellers with no life, pretending that they actually have one by making shit up.

#csiii

Learn about computers with Black Hat Academy.

#buttnerd

Learn about the importance of butts and nerds with FredJuicy and nicotine, also a home base for IRC users when #ed is dead and boring.

How Do I Shot IRC? (A Primer)

World's most popular IRC client.
  1. Get IRC software for:
  2. Go to irc.wtfux.org #ed.
  3. Glined for great justice!

Topics For Discussion

A normal day in ED IRC

While on ED IRC, pay attention to the channel's topic. The topic should appear to you when you first open the channel up or in your IRC client's status bar. Usually, the topic of the channel is very pertinent to what is going on at that particular moment at Encyclopedia Dramatica and can often be very insightful to the conversation that you are about to enter. Topics range from very funny items found on the internet all the way to how to get help with some code on an article. Typical topics you will find:

Rules of #ed

  1. Don't beg for privileges (OPs or voice).
  2. Wiki related matters come first, if some one is being helped for wiki issues, shut up if you have nothing to contribute. (same applies on #wiki)
  3. Praise BASEDGOD every day

mIRC Encyclopedia Dramatica Search Script

If you use mIRC for your IRC client - and about 99% of the internet does - this little snippet of code can be a very valuable tool for your IRC experience and can also be a very fun part of learning some coding for the program, if you are into that stuff.

  1. Open mIRC's script editor and click on the "Remotes" tab.
  2. Make a new mIRC remote by clicking on "File" and then "New." You should be presented with a blank text area to edit in.
  3. Paste this line in the new remote:
    alias end { if ($1) { url $+(http://encyclopediadramatica.se/Special:Search?search=,$1-) } }
  4. Save that Remote as whatever you want, but make sure it ends in .mrc also make sure it is someplace in your mIRC folder.
  5. Load the remote by clicking on "file" again and then "load." Find your recently saved .mrc file and click that. The ED search script is now loaded.
  6. To use, type /end (your search terms) in any mIRC channel or status window you have. The script will locate your search query and open the page in your default browser.
Example: /end Kittens will take you to this page

Yet Another Encyclopedia Dramatica Script For mIRC

File:EDscriptsearcher.jpg
Just what the hell is this thing doing?

This script searches encyclopediadramatica.se for your search item. If no search word is given, it will give results from a random word.

Syntax for the script is !dramatica search word(s) or just plain !dramatica for random.

There is a ! trigger that will notice the user and a @ trigger that will message the channel if the user has halfops or higher.

;Encyclopedia Dramatica Search Script by Ford_Lawnmower -- irc.mindforge.org #USA-Chat
menu Channel,Status {
  .$iif($group(#dramatica) == On,$style(1)) Encyclopedia Dramatica Trigger
  ..$iif($group(#dramatica) == On,$style(2)) On: .enable #dramatica
  ..$iif($group(#dramatica) == Off,$style(2)) Off: .disable #dramatica
}
#dramatica on
On $*:Text:/^(!|@)dramatica.*/Si:#: {
  if ($timer($+(dramatica,$network,$nick))) { return }
  .timer $+ $+(dramatica,$network,$nick) 1 4 noop
  var %method $iif($regml(1) == !,.notice $nick,$iif($regex($nick($chan,$nick).pnick,/(!|~|&|@|%)/),.msg $chan,.notice $nick))
  dramaticaS %method $2-
}
#dramatica end
alias dramatica { dramaticaS echo -a $1- }
alias -l dramaticaS {
  $1-2 Searching........
  var %sockname $+(dramaticaS,$network,$2,$ticks)
  sockopen %sockname encyclopediadramatica.se 80
  sockmark %sockname $1-2 $iif($3,$+(/Special:Search/,$replace($3-,$chr(32),+)),/Special:Random) 0 $iif(!$3,1,0)
}
alias -l dramaticaR {
  var %sockname $+(dramaticaR,$network,$2,$ticks)
  sockopen %sockname encyclopediadramatica.se 80
  sockmark %sockname $1-2 $+(/,$3) 0 $iif($4,1,0)
}
On *:sockopen:dramatica*: {
  if (!$sockerr) {
    sockwrite -nt $sockname GET $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,3,32) HTTP/1.0
    sockwrite -n $sockname Host: encyclopediadramatica.se
    sockwrite -n $sockname $crlf
  }
  else { echo -st Socket Error $nopath($script) | sockclose $sockname | return }
}
On *:sockread:dramaticaS*: {
  if ($sockerr) { echo -st Socket Error $nopath($script) | sockclose $sockname | return }
  else {
    var %dramaticaS | sockread %dramaticaS
    if (Page title matches isincs %dramaticaS) { sockmark $sockname $puttok($sock($sockname).mark,1,4,32) }
    if (Page text matches isincs %dramaticaS) { sockmark $sockname $puttok($sock($sockname).mark,1,4,32) }    
    if ($gettok($sock($sockname).mark,4,32)) && ($regex(%dramaticaS,/\Q<li><a href="/\E(.*)\Q" title="\E/)) {
      dramaticaR $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,1-2,32) $regml(1) $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,5,32)
      sockclose $sockname
      return
    }
    if (Location: isin %dramaticaS) {
      dramaticaR $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,1-2,32) $nopath(%dramaticaS) $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,5,32)
      sockclose $sockname
      return
    }
  }
}
On *:sockread:dramaticaR*: {
  if ($sockerr) { echo -st socket error $nopath($script) }
  else {
    var %dramaticaR | sockread %dramaticaR
    if (*<p>*<b>* iswm %dramaticaR) || (*<p>*<i>* iswm %dramaticaR) { 
      sockmark $sockname $puttok($sock($sockname).mark,$calc($gettok($sock($sockname).mark,4,32) + 1),4,32) 
    }
    if ($gettok($sock($sockname).mark,4,32)) && ($httpstrip(%dramaticaR)) { 
      put $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,1-2,32) $v1 $+(�,http://encyclopediadramatica.se,$gettok($sock($sockname).mark,3,32))
      sockclose $sockname
      return
    }
  }
}
On *:sockclose:dramatica*: {
  if ($gettok($sock($sockname).mark,5,32)) && (dramaticaR* iswm $sockname) { dramaticaS $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,1-2,32) }
  else { $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,1-2,32) Sorry No results found for your Search }
}
alias -l httpstrip { var %x, %i = $regsub($1-,/(^[^<]*>|<[^>]*>|<[^>]*$)/g,$null,%x) | return $remove($replace(%x,&,&), ,<) }
alias -l Put {
  if (!$regex($1,/(\.|^)(msg|notice|echo)$/Si)) || (!$3) { echo -st **Put error** Syntax /Put msg #channel text - or - /Put notice nickname text  | return }
  var %tokens $0, %Tstart 3, %Dtimer 1500
  if ($timer($+(Put,$2,$network)).secs) { %Dtimer = $calc($v1 * 1000) }  
  while ($len($($+($,%Tstart,-,%tokens),2)) > 430) {
    dec %tokens
    if ($len($($+($,%Tstart,-,%tokens),2)) <= 430) {
      .timer -m 1 %Dtimer $1-2 $($+($,%Tstart,-,%tokens),2))
      inc %Dtimer 1500
      %Tstart = $calc(%tokens + 1)
      %tokens = $0
    }
  }
  .timer -m 1 %Dtimer $1-2 $($+($,%Tstart,-,%tokens),2))
  .timer $+ $+(Put,$2,$network) -m 1 $calc(%Dtimer + 1500) noop 
}

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