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Vaginas are clam-smelling slits (which may or may not contain centipedes and/or blood) located on women's crotches. They serve as the most boring hole in women to place a penis and are women's greatest hold-back (as having a vagina as opposed to a penis makes it far more difficult for one to become a badass rapist). Just saying the word in America will get you banhammered by vaginal warriors.

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Derivatives and Slang

As with most other sexual terms, the word "Vagina" has countless variations. These include Pussy, Cunt, Snatch, Vajayjay, Vagoo (used only by fags to make it sound less appealing, and by Saber), Pink taco, Cameltoe, Cum Bucket, Clit, Love hole, and Cock slot.

In the UK, the word 'cunt' barely raises an eyebrow -a staple of conversation used with great versatility from instigating a fight ("You talking to me, cunt?"), to shit-popping, ("That fucking wanker Blair is a right cunt.") to a term of endearment ("It's your fucking round; get the Britneys in, you cunt."). In fact, just as most American men can't find a woman's clitoris, most Brits would point to their mate Trevor if they were asked where the cunt is.

Usage and Examples

  • Noun: (ex: "Did you see what that cunt did?") Besides being a synonym for Vagina, Cunt and Pussy can also be used as a synonym for generally dislikeable people.
  • Verb: (ex: "Oh yeah, give her a right cunting, Jonathon.")
  • Adverb: (ex: "He skipped cuntily down the street.") Cuntily is being used as a synonym to effeminate here.
  • Conjunction: (ex: "I fucked your ho, cunt ass.")
  • Preposition: (ex: "I'd like you to go, cuntwards.")

Cunt Punch

The cunt punch is the act of delivering a typically well-deserved punch to some bitch's vagina. (Not to be confused with fisting)

Only feminazis oppose this practice, (though kicking a man in the balls is just fine by them). Good thing is, although they are uglier than most basement dwellers, and have a greater beard than you ever will, feminazis have cunts too. Therefore, the practice applies to them too. If you ever manage to achieve the great success of performing the legendary cunt punch on feminazi scum in your lifetime, you will be admired by all men on Earth and in heaven, and will be praised by Jesus himself.

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This is considered art nowadays,thanks to the SRS
Lesbo OB/GYN is doing it for the lulz
Hi! Billy Mays here with Pussy Rotator!
Public Access host discussing Vagina Power and vibrators
Scrawny won't do it and Fatty likes it.
He bite me in my vagina!

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