Call of Duty
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Call of Duty, pronounced 'Cawa Doody' or 'Children At Daycare', is a FPS series of shovelware vidya games released every year before the Christmas season for that highly coveted 13-year-old boy demographic and their pocket money. This series alone has destroyed the future of gaming for decades to come.
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Often shortened to CoD, a type of fish. There are multiple Call of Duty games in the series. Which were you looking for?
- Call of Duty / Call of Duty: United Offensive - Made at least 100 years ago was the best FPS game ever made.
- Call of Duty: Finest Hour - First Console game, but actually managed to be awesome.
- Call of Duty: Big Red One - Was shit, so nobody cared about it.
- Call of Duty 3 - Made at least 100 years ago, was console shit and as such nobody cares about it.
- Call of Duty: World at War - The last COD game that was like the other old ones, except with overpowered tanks and the most over the top overpowered weapon in FPS history, MP40, in multiplayer. Only good bit was that it had nazi zombies in it.
- Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 - Call of Duty: Modern Warfare REPACKAGED, now with a first person civilian mass murder mission!
- Call of Duty: Black Ops - Took the story in a different direction by putting everything in the 60s, "innovated" the zombie mode by completely overblowing it with DLC and had the worst PC port of all time.
- Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 - Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 REPACKAGED, now with London bombings!
- Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 - Call of Duty: Modern Warfare REPACKAGED - AGAIN, in the slight future, disguised as a roleplaying game with totally edgy as fuck "choices".
- Call of Duty: Ghosts - Dogs. That is all.
What happened to Call of Duty 1, 2, and 3, you may ask? It's a well-known fact that 4 was the first Call of Duty game because no one cares about World War II.
Call of Duty players are known as:
- Bratty and whiny 13 year old shitheads.
- Video game addicts living in filthy homes.
- Rich Adults, who try to show others that they are a normal average person.
- Niggers with nothing better to do, aside from looting, chomping down on KFC chickinz, getting quad bypasses and stealing bikes.
- Griefers pissing off all of the above fucktards to make them go ape shit on the mic and post the results on YouTube for public humiliation and lulz.
- Bitchy gamergurlz, trying to show their Friends/the Public that they are Hardcore gamers but, but in reality are terrible noobs and feminist attention whores.
- Challenged little kid wannabe soldiers who think everything they see in these games is 100% accurate and realistic, thus making them experts on military technology, tactics, weapons and survival situations. They will then proceed to vomit all the unrealistic bullshit they see all over the internet as if it's fact.
- Money-whoring YouTube bloggers who release absolutely pointless videos. For example: Play guides for weapons which are totally broken and overpowered and can kill everything in under a second. Yet they make "HOW TO PLAY" videos, then compare THAT GUN with another gun in the game in a NEW VIDEO and still get a million fucking views! We ain't gonna colonize the universe in the near future, that's for sure.
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Alternate Names For Call of Duty
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If you are still considering to buy this game after all the fail the others have been, then may I suggest you read these scholarly Encyclopedia Dramatica Articles below.
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