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He will NOT have it!
WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO COPY AND PASTE MY WORK!
AHK loev MCR.

Youtube-favicon.png ChristianU2uber Youtube-favicon.png Christianu2uber1997 is another prime example of why little kids should not be allowed to have an internet connection. Scott Parsons aka Angry Homo Kid is a new breed of lolcow on les tubes, notable for being a younger and even more fucktarded version of VenomFangX (or maybe a slightly less autistic Chris-chan), as well as being Fred Phelps' wet dream, who insists he is not gay, despite having a subscription to Chris Crocker's channel on YouTube. Scott's mission on YouTube is to spread The Word of God, the music of My Chemical Romance, and to have a reasoned and theological debate with his adoring fans. Scott also thinks his opinions matter. Scott's rage clearly comes from being a poorly-closeted homosexual, but not since the likes of Chris-chan and DBoyWheeler has Christianity had such an eloquent and reserved advocate for its cause...


I WILL NOT HAVE IT



 
 
Stop calling me a homo!!
 

 

—Scott, Being angry (and a homo).

 
 
I WILL NOT HAVE IT!
 

 

—Scott, You just fucking KNOW he is imitating his obese dad.

Contents

The Original Video

Around April 2009, the angry homo kid made a video called "stop calling me a homo" where he threw a shit fit over someone posting a video about him & calling him a homo. Ironically, this video blew up, and had over 700,000 views and 55,000+ comments calling him a homo.

Scott's Complicated Theology

Homo kid is keen to learn some Wiz-faggotry.
AHK becomes increasingly homo.
I'm getting a RAGING clue that this kid is gay...
Angry Homo Kid also has some awesome comebacks.
what people think of AHK.

Youtube-favicon.png ChristianU2uber (not to be confused with fake accounts simondeansmilk or ChristianU2uber2) was recently discovered by some retarded kiddies. The taunt of a fresh lolcow was too much and long after the initial trolling began Scott responded in kind with several truly lulzy flames and some disturbing glances into his force-fed fundie world-view. Since every faith besides Christianity is obviously wrong, Scott sees any other religion being the same as believing in a Science Fiction book and/or a movie. Thus, he picked the most well known Science Fiction character in his opinion as the God of the Non-Believers - Luke Skywalker. Therefore everybody who does not believe Jesus is the true savior or anyone who disapproves with Christianity actually believes Luke Skywalker is the true God and is therefore a "Luke-ist" as Scott likes to call these people. Makes perfect sense amirite? He is a wannabe Christian who thinks he can stop being a homo by choosing. Sadly, he cannot. He has the best comebacks, hits himself to get views and screams into the mic or pounds his keyboard whilst making "frustrated" sounds. His arch nemesis, *Youtube-favicon.png bloosummer is the man who lit the fire in Scott's heart/cock. He is the first person to call Scott a homo.

We can safely assume, from Scott's general mode of thought, that he isn't at all a victim of his brow-beating fundie wasp parents, or that intolerant viewpoints aren't being pounded into his low-functioning brain on a daily basis, or that Fire Island won't be his favorite hideaway by the time he's twenty.


The Best of AHK:

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BONUS!!! here's a list of how to say 'HOMO' in most spoken languages! Use for maximum trollage!!!1!one!!

Afghan................................................................................kunni

Afrikaans................................................................................moffie

Albanian.................................................................................gej

Arabic....................................................................................شاذ (shas)

Armenian...............................................................................միասեռամոլ (miaseramol)

Belgian.............................................................................. Jeanette or homo

Bengali...................................................................................সমকামী shômokami

Bosnian................................................................................. peder

Bulgarian...............................................................................хомо (homo)

Chinese (Mandarin)...............................................................同性恋 (tóngxìnglián)

Croatian................................................................................ peder

Czech....................................................................................buzna

Danish...................................................................................bøsse

Dutch.....................................................................................homo, flikker or nicht

English...................................................................................Tom Cruise

Esperanto..............................................................................geja

Estonian.................................................................................pede

Faroese..................................................................................bøssi

Finnish....................................................................................hintti

French....................................................................................tantouze

German..................................................................................schwul

Greek......................................................................................αρσενοκοίτης (arsenokítis)

Haitian.....................................................................................masisi

Hawaiian.................................................................................māhū

Hebrew...................................................................................הומו (homo)

Hindi...................................................................................छक्का (chhakka, queer), गांडू (gaandu, lit. who takes it in the ass)

Hungarian...............................................................................buzi

Icelandic..................................................................................hommi

Interlingua...............................................................................gay

Inuktitut...................................................................................ᐊᖑᑕᐅᖃᑎᒥᓂᒡᓘᓐᓃᑦ ᐊᕐᓇᐅᖃᑎᒥᓂᒡᓘᓐᓃᑦ ᐃᒃᖠᒍᓱᒃᑐᖅ (angutauqatiminigluunniit arnauqatiminigluuniit ikłigusuktuq)

Irish........................................................................................aerach

Italian......................................................................................frocio

Japanese................................................................................ホモ(homo)

Kalaallisut...............................................................................angutinoortoq

Korean....................................................................................동성애자(dongseongaeja)

Latvian.....................................................................................pediņš

Lithuanian................................................................................gėjus (gay), pydaras (faggot)

Luxembourgish........................................................................lénks

Macedonian..............................................................................пешкир (peškir)

Malay........................................................................................manya

Norwegian................................................................................homse

Polish........................................................................................Pedał (faggot) gej (gay) cwel (politicaly correct term)

Portuguese...............................................................................paneleiro (faggot),bicha (gay), maricas (correct term)

Romanian.................................................................................poponar

Russian....................................................................................гомосексуалист (homosexualist), пидорас, пидор

Serbian.....................................................................................homo

Shona.......................................................................................Ngochani

Slovak.......................................................................................buzerant

Slovene.....................................................................................toplovodar

Spanish.....................................................................................marica (pronnounced mah-ree-ca)

Swedish....................................................................................bög

Tagalog.....................................................................................bading

Turkish......................................................................................ibne (pronounced as "eeb-neh")

Welsh........................................................................................hoyw

Urdu...........................................................................................ہم جنس پرست Humjinsparast

Vietnamese................................................................................đồng tính luyến ái

Yiddish........................................................................................פֿײגעלע (feygele)

Zulu.............................................................................................unqingili


Brownie points: Elif air ab tizak (Arabic for "a thousand dicks in your ass")

Emofaggotry

Recently, ChristianU2uber posted a "music dub" of himself miming to My Chemical Romance - besides being extremely painful to watch it's basically Scott doing his best to convince the world he won't be hard gay in a few years.


AHK gets butthurt...Again

No, not that kind of butthurt. The other kind. After realizing that lulzworthy videos were made using his videos, AHK decides to make another video of himself screaming at the camera. He basically says to stop making parodies, LEAVE IN DA COMMENTS BOX WHY DIDJA DO IT?, HOW DO I COPIED AND PASTED VIDEO??//, and people are subscribing to the parodies and leaving comments so THOSE SHOULD BE MY COMMENTS!!1. at least 100 are comments saying "homo" so he's asking for it. He also said if you don't take them down he will come to your house and slit your throat. He is of course, exaggerating. He would never voluntarily get that close to a slit of any kind. The little shit gets beat up by toddlers. All he really wants is for you to stop copying and pasting his videos,copying and pasting his videos,copying and pasting his videos.

Sadly for us, the original "Stop Coping and Pasting my videos" was deleted and is currently: WANTED! (If you find it, you get a bonus on ED e-money)... Since the videos on Jewtube can be deleted but the history of the internetz can't be erased, we have the following lulzy remix of the historic event!!!:


zOMG! The real oen!

JoshU2Uber, AKA Rydall Cooper

Nuvola
Moar info: JoshU2uber.

Angry Homo Kid's friend. He basically says that if you make a parody of him "He can sue you for 1$ PER VIEW". Of course, kids are always able to get lawyers and sue anyone who makes them in dire need for a Waaaambulance. He also thinks you can copy and paste videos.

In short: He's a whiney butthurt fag who threatens to unleash a can of spax3 on your ass if you have the balls to make a parody of him.

He, and his fat friend DustinU2ber, AKA Ben, also seem to be under the impression that they can fool the youtube and 4chan communities into believing that they are in fact friends of Scott, by utilizing their awesome accent skills and amazing acting talent. For the most part they've been successful trolls, if you read the amount of constructive criticism in their video comments; but it's also worth remembering that the intellect of the average youtube/4chan user is comparable to that of a dead horse.

Sometime last Sunday someone fitting the description of Angry Homo Kid's friend confirmed that JoshU2uber was a troll that goes by the name of Rydall Joshua Cooper.

Too Butthurt by all the hate, he no longer worships God, and claims that he was just trolling everybody to begin with, and doing it for the lulz. He states that he is now tough shit and claims to worship the biggest fag existing, but then again, also claiming to be a pretentious attention whore with no logic. Rydall also claims that his sister is Youtube-favicon.png AprilLuvsJames (April Cooper), Which is definetly not a support account made by him.

Responses to AHK

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Angry Homo Kid remixers are likely to find this kind of message awaiting them on their next YouTube visit. The white knights are out in force.


Meh...honorz are for homos.

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Angry Homo Kid's Mother

As if the act itself weren't bad enough, AHK demonstrated his true nature as a fucking pervert with this gem of a comment.

On the 12th of October 2009, AHK decided to once again stir up some fucking controversy by posting this video of his mother dancing erotically to the music of Devo. Notice that she is a fugly dyke.


Angry Homo Kid is a racist? (or trying to troll)

The homo further proves his retardation.


Quotes

AHK's television debut at a NAMBLA concert.
All 18,967 comments are like this.
 
 
Stop copying and pasting my video's! Those are my comments!!!!!
 

 

—The regular bullshit in Scots' video's.

 
 
It made me so mad I just ran home and picked up a brick and slammed it down on the ground and it smashed into a million pieces...that's how mad I was...that really happened...that's true
 

 

—Angry Homo Kid, on being angry...and homo.

 
 
Picture getting married to... your hand...
 

 

—AHK, talking about masturbation.

 
 
Go read Leviticus 18:22 you little homo.
 

 

—Anon

 
 
...I WILL SLIT YOUR THROAT!!!
 

 

—AHK, talking to bloosummer.

 
 
I used to be gay, but then I decided that's wrong, and now I'm very interested in girls.
 

 

—AHK, unaware of the difference between gay and prepubescent.

 
 
...he copied and pasted one of my videos...
 

 

—AHK, on the topic of YouTube video theft.

 
 
Homo.
 

 

—Everyone else.

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Angry Homo Kid Gallery

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See Also

Banned/Closed Accounts

His account and Troll/Related Accounts

  • Youtube-favicon.png ChristianUtubur - His real account.
  • Youtube-favicon.png bloosummer- The guy who sparked AHK's rage. His original account was called "bluessummer" until Scott reported him due to butthurt.
  • Youtube-favicon.png ChristianU2uber100 Another fake account, probably not even his.
  • Youtube-favicon.png ChristianU2uber1997 - A false account that many foolishly believed was his. It includes clips from his old videos, give a different title to appear new. The only other videos on there are all random, and never actually show AHK in them.
  • Youtube-favicon.png utuber4christ - Another account of Scott's. He uses this to comment on his videos and pretend that people agree with him. (No major activity within the last 5 months)
  • Youtube-favicon.png ChristianU2ubur - Another fake account, fooling everyone by editing Scotts existing videos. Recently, there has been suspicion that this account is actually under the control of JoshU2uber. BALEETED!
  • Youtube-favicon.png scottparson13 - One of his current accounts? A troll named Bob pretending to be Angry Homo Kid on this troll account. BALEETED!
  • Youtube-favicon.png RelikaneLiengod - One of AHK's butt-buddies.

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