Lolgo.png ForumIcon External Link IRC.png IRCTumblr-favicon.gif BlogFb-favicon.png FacebookTwitter-favicon.png TwitterSteampowered favicon.png SteamReddit-favicon.gif RedditTor icon onion.jpg .OnionChanarchive-favicon.png Chanarchive
PortalsNewsMailing ListAdminsArchiveAdvertise on EDDonate

Anonymous VPN Service + Torrent Proxy

Free Webcams - 100% fucking free - Create a free account to chat with hundreds of girls

ALL CAPS

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Jump to: navigation, search
This article is perfect. Don't fuck with it!
PROTIP for reading this page
SEE ALSO BILLY MAYS

All Caps is cruise control for cool. using the "Caps Lock" key makes you become an important and respected internets user. everything you say will be terribly interesting and insightful, members of all genders will want to have sex with you, and you'll be good in bed. It will also make you sound like BILLY MAYS.

WHEN USING the All Caps method, REMEMBER TO PRESS IT AGAIN WHEN YOU ARE THROUGH BEING COOL.

Contents


Usage

Caps lock is commonly seen in:

Trivia

Capslock.jpg
  • Billy Mays is was is (he lives on in our hearts) the only human being to advertise in all caps... verbally.
  • Typing in all caps will give you an erection!!
  • all caps > not all caps.
  • Caps Lock is Cruise Control for Cool!!
  • Even with Cruise Control you still have to steer!
  • Caps Lock cures AIDS!
  • The script of the movie 300 is written in all caps.
  • Typing in all caps immediately makes you invulnerable to pain
  • gluing your shift key for eternal caps is fine too.
  • capslock is an anagram of cockslap
  • even candlejack uses the caps lo
  • CAPS LOCK IS YOUR FRIEND.
  • Caps Lock is used by people who KNOW THE TRUTH AND TELL SHEEPLE TO WAKE UP

Caps Lock Day

Caps Lock day is June 28th and October 22nd, as if one wasn't enough.

HTML

Adding <div style="text-transform: uppercase;"> to the top of anything with text is sure to piss people off.

Gallery

Caps Lock video

See Also

External Links

ALL CAPS is part of a series on Language & Communication
Languages and DialectsGrammar, Punctuation, Spelling, Style, and UsageRhetorical StrategiesPoetryThe Politics of Language and CommunicationMediaVisual Rhetoric
Click topics to expand

1337Сибирской говорAmerican LanguageAOL speakBabelfishBemmelDyslexiaEbonicsEnglishEngrishEsperantoHebrewHTMLInternets EnglishKlingonLatinMathematicsMoonspeakPirateShort typeToki PonaWikipedeseУпячка

^(sic)A and anAbbreviationALL CAPSAltcapsAmiriteBaleetB0rkCommasE- (prefix)Ellipsisetc.EVARExclamation PointGARGeneric ArticleGood SpellingGraphic transcriptionH8Homosexual EpithetsHottIntroduction to Englishj/kkthxbyeLiekLikeMehMoarNaoNeverNo HomoOhOh noesOppositesPloxPlzPlskthxPindosPortmanteauPplpr0nProllyPunPwntrSerious DiscussionSkillSlashSome argueSpellcheckSrslyStuffSupThere, Their, and They'reTehTildeTo, Too, and TwoTypicalTypoTwiceUberUnderscoreUser Stress SyndromeViriiWat doLOL WUTWhatWhateverWhat-EVERWinnarw00tWordYesNoYou're/YourYour a fucking idiot

AnalogyAnd Fuck You AnywayBale OutCircular LogicCondescensionConfirm/DenyConstructive CriticismCome at me broDubious DisclaimerDislikesEnglish Is Not My Native LanguageENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK ITExcuse me wtf r u doinFallacious ReasoningFaulty LogicFilibusterFlame WarsGo fuck yourselfKillerLieLogic and ReasonMessageNeologismNO UOBEYOpinionPrank callRead a bookSarcasmSeems LegitShout OutSnarkSpamStaleStrategy GuideStraw ManStream of ConsciousnessSwearingTL;DRToo cool for the internetZing

Iambic PentameterPoetryPFFA

AdvertisingCensorshipClichéContextDan's Devil's DictionaryFree SpeechGrammar NaziL.U.L.Z.Noam ChomskyTHE POWER OF ONLINE VIDEO COMMUNICATIONStatisticsTranslationWordfilter

AIMBackmaskingBayeux TapestryBccBlogCell phoneChat LogsCommentsE-mailEverything2ForumHate MailICQInternetsIRCLiveJournalKindleMailing listMLB.tvMSNOld MediaPersonal MessagePowerpoint presentationRingtonesSidekickSkypeSocial Networking SitesSMSTelevisionWeb 2.0

<3A+ASCIIBigBlinkBrokenSpacebarDemotivatorsEmotesEmoticonsFifty Hitler PostGif WarGoobyGraphIconImage MacroHeateningsOtaku emoticonsRainbow blinkiesSmallSmileysMarqueeThis is BobVenn Diagram

HitlerPikachu.png
Personal tools
Spam ED Everywhere

Anonymous VPN



Get Laid Tonight
Find us on Google+
VPN Service